The Saddest Life Ever (story)

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The Story of the Looksmaxxer (Illustrated)

Warning: You Might Cry






When the Looksmaxxer was just a young boy, he entered kindergarten for the first time and saw other children play in the playgrounds. He had been a lonely little boy, with no siblings or cousins his age to play with. He didn’t know any of the children but went to play anyways.

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He was having fun and then one moment, he saw a pretty girl he fancied. He followed her to the slides, but to much of his horror, he saw her kissing another boy with more expensive attire and better haircut. He went home and cried himself to sleep with a pain he had never felt before. This was his first experience being mogged. His first heartbreak.

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When the boy had grown to an older, less naïve age, he had begun to grow towards a bitter path. Due to the rejection he had at the playground 10 years ago, he had become too self conscious to speak to a girl normally or even start or continue a conversation at all. Due to his poor communication abilities, the Looksmaxxer was never able to understand the people around him and why they acted the way they did. He began to hate everyone, but specially women, since it pained him to see them experimenting things with everyone but him.

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After he had outgrown his adolescence, there was no turning back for the looksmaxxer. He had lost his mind attempting to figure out why folks didn’t want to be near him, without realizing he had avoided people, women in particular, for the past 2 decades. He was now 25, virgin, abandoned by everyone who knew him, and living with his parents (who he hated for birthing him with an ugly face)

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He was on the verge of suicide but he then found a coping mechanism that allowed him to live on despite his unsaveable detached insecure personality. He had his mind set thinking that once he could afford an expensive haircut and jaw surgery he would be able to erase his previous 25 years of being a worthless friendless loser and start a new life with someone who loved him.


Chapter 2 - The Blackpill (or opposite?)



Soon after he had saved enough money for the haircut and surgery, he gained a confidence boost which reflected heavily on his personality. After 25 years of being a quiet mouse, he finally had the balls to drive up to a pretty girl he saw at the beach and ask if she wanted to get in the car with him. She liked his charisma, so she said yea. Soon after, they started dating.

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Looksmaxxer was convinced his theory was right, since he had finally got a woman after his surgery and expensive haircut. But the truth was, the more time his girlfriend spent around him and learned about his rotten personality, the more disgusted she became by him. She realized he was practically a vegetable with a nice jaw and 0 social or emotional intelligence.

Soon after learning this, her attraction faded quickly. She stayed with Looksmaxxer for a few more months to collect gifts he bought her with his new money, as he had gotten a technology job to pay for the surgery and haircut.

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One day, Looksmaxxer arrives back home and sees a black porsche parked in his driveway. He assumes it’s his wife’s therapist he paid for. He assumes that she tells her therapist how much she loves him and how beautiful his face is, but in reality, her and her psychologist have been planning on how to get rid of this socially inept freak and escape together for months now.

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He walks upstairs and hears screams and bangs, he thinks there is trouble so he runs to him and his girlfriend’s room.


All of a sudden he gets a flashback to the playground he was at 20 years ago. But this time it is much more brutal. He sees his wife in bed with her psychologist’s 3psl penis inside her. He cannot utter a word because he is in complete shock. In his mind, this was impossible. He was puzzled by the fact “she is somehow fucking a subhuman”, but he was even more deeply puzzled that she wasn’t purely obsessed with him and loyal to him only because of his pretty face. And of course, he was also processing the sheer brutality of this cucking.


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For once in his life he thought he was safe from heartbreak and rejection, just to receive the most mortal cucking ever. When his wife and the psychologist saw him, the psychologist punched the Looksmaxxer to a pulp and knocked him unconscious. The psychologist and wife ran to the psychologist’s porsche and they drove off 3 states away and started a new life and had kids.


The Looksmaxxer committed suicide that same night, after his cope “bubble of looks” had been brutally popped. He had no copes left to hide the fact that his extremely bitter, out-of-touch, and socially inept personality was the reason for his outcast in society and it was far too late to be remembered again by the society who forgot about him long ago. He would be alone forever, he was so detached and out of touch he could no longer relate to anyone. No woman wanted anything to do with him despite his surgically perfected jaw and his carefully carved $1,000 haircut.

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NT + VIP are everything. Looks are a temporary clickbait. Don’t go down the same spiral Looksmaxxer went down on.
 
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I only read the last part.

Suicide isn't that sad especially if you are incel it is smart and just natural selection.
The Suicide is probably the happiest part of the story.
 
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I was working on a similar tale but with a happy ending for the author as he gets to gloat over the tragedy while blaming women.
 
fantastic fantastic thread, the presentation is fucking hysterical

I really like the old-timey vibe and music, really pounds in that this is a tale as old as time
 
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The Looksmaxxer committed suicide that same night, after his cope “bubble of looks” had been brutally popped. He had no copes left to hide the fact that his extremely bitter, out-of-touch, and socially inept personality was the reason for his outcast in society

No.
 
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The Story of the Looksmaxxer (Illustrated)

Warning: You Might Cry






When the Looksmaxxer was just a young boy, he entered kindergarten for the first time and saw other children play in the playgrounds. He had been a lonely little boy, with no siblings or cousins his age to play with. He didn’t know any of the children but went to play anyways.

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He was having fun and then one moment, he saw a pretty girl he fancied. He followed her to the slides, but to much of his horror, he saw her kissing another boy with more expensive attire and better haircut. He went home and cried himself to sleep with a pain he had never felt before. This was his first experience being mogged. His first heartbreak.

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When the boy had grown to an older, less naïve age, he had begun to grow towards a bitter path. Due to the rejection he had at the playground 10 years ago, he had become too self conscious to speak to a girl normally or even start or continue a conversation at all. Due to his poor communication abilities, the Looksmaxxer was never able to understand the people around him and why they acted the way they did. He began to hate everyone, but specially women, since it pained him to see them experimenting things with everyone but him.

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After he had outgrown his adolescence, there was no turning back for the looksmaxxer. He had lost his mind attempting to figure out why folks didn’t want to be near him, without realizing he had avoided people, women in particular, for the past 2 decades. He was now 25, virgin, abandoned by everyone who knew him, and living with his parents (who he hated for birthing him with an ugly face)

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He was on the verge of suicide but he then found a coping mechanism that allowed him to live on despite his unsaveable detached insecure personality. He had his mind set thinking that once he could afford an expensive haircut and jaw surgery he would be able to erase his previous 25 years of being a worthless friendless loser and start a new life with someone who loved him.


Chapter 2 - The Blackpill (or opposite?)



Soon after he had saved enough money for the haircut and surgery, he gained a confidence boost which reflected heavily on his personality. After 25 years of being a quiet mouse, he finally had the balls to drive up to a pretty girl he saw at the beach and ask if she wanted to get in the car with him. She liked his charisma, so she said yea. Soon after, they started dating.

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Looksmaxxer was convinced his theory was right, since he had finally got a woman after his surgery and expensive haircut. But the truth was, the more time his girlfriend spent around him and learned about his rotten personality, the more disgusted she became by him. She realized he was practically a vegetable with a nice jaw and 0 social or emotional intelligence.

Soon after learning this, her attraction faded quickly. She stayed with Looksmaxxer for a few more months to collect gifts he bought her with his new money, as he had gotten a technology job to pay for the surgery and haircut.

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One day, Looksmaxxer arrives back home and sees a black porsche parked in his driveway. He assumes it’s his wife’s therapist he paid for. He assumes that she tells her therapist how much she loves him and how beautiful his face is, but in reality, her and her psychologist have been planning on how to get rid of this socially inept freak and escape together for months now.

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He walks upstairs and hears screams and bangs, he thinks there is trouble so he runs to him and his girlfriend’s room.


All of a sudden he gets a flashback to the playground he was at 20 years ago. But this time it is much more brutal. He sees his wife in bed with her psychologist’s 3psl penis inside her. He cannot utter a word because he is in complete shock. In his mind, this was impossible. He was puzzled by the fact “she is somehow fucking a subhuman”, but he was even more deeply puzzled that she wasn’t purely obsessed with him and loyal to him only because of his pretty face. And of course, he was also processing the sheer brutality of this cucking.


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For once in his life he thought he was safe from heartbreak and rejection, just to receive the most mortal cucking ever. When his wife and the psychologist saw him, the psychologist punched the Looksmaxxer to a pulp and knocked him unconscious. The psychologist and wife ran to the psychologist’s porsche and they drove off 3 states away and started a new life and had kids.


The Looksmaxxer committed suicide that same night, after his cope “bubble of looks” had been brutally popped. He had no copes left to hide the fact that his extremely bitter, out-of-touch, and socially inept personality was the reason for his outcast in society and it was far too late to be remembered again by the society who forgot about him long ago. He would be alone forever, he was so detached and out of touch he could no longer relate to anyone. No woman wanted anything to do with him despite his surgically perfected jaw and his carefully carved $1,000 haircut.

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NT + VIP are everything. Looks are a temporary clickbait. Don’t go down the same spiral Looksmaxxer went down on.

Nah looks matter more. Nice cope tho
 
Dude you should make it a movie honestly, the story is great but it wouldn't sell much unfortunately
 
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