The Shit Fate of Ashton Kutchers subhuman brother

[Vermilioncore]

They were twins essentially…Ashton was 5 minutes older than his brother. Somehow his brother ended up shorter, sicker, less successful and uglier. He has a string of illness and heart conditions meanwhile Ashton is a Hollywood star.

Minutes apart in birth. Light years apart in life.

Just proves that it doesn’t matter even if your parents have good genes. Some guys just have shit luck and that’s that.

 

[TheLookInYourEyes]

Mommmm Ashton’s taking all the bone mass again!

 

[Vermilioncore]

@isis_Bleach @GabachoCopium @dalitboss

 

[LOOKISM-LOGIC]

They were twins essentially…Ashton was 5 minutes older than his brother. Somehow his brother ended up shorter, sicker, less successful and uglier. He has a string of illness and heart conditions meanwhile Ashton is a Hollywood star.

Minutes apart in birth. Light years apart in life.


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Just proves that it doesn’t matter even if your parents have good genes. Some guys just have shit luck and that’s that.

Wounded bird gambit is his only option.

 

[NZb6Air]

 

[GabachoCopium]

Nahhh he really did steal all the genes

 

[anthony111553]

he looks like that nerdy kid from freeks and geeks

 

[klip11]

They were twins essentially…Ashton was 5 minutes older than his brother. Somehow his brother ended up shorter, sicker, less successful and uglier. He has a string of illness and heart conditions meanwhile Ashton is a Hollywood star.

Minutes apart in birth. Light years apart in life.


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Just proves that it doesn’t matter even if your parents have good genes. Some guys just have shit luck and that’s that.

Could his brother beat Tyrone in a fight?

 

[Vermilioncore]

Could his brother beat Tyrone in a fight?

Nope he loses like a fag

 

[klip11]

What does this Pic represent?

 

[NZb6Air]

What does this Pic represent?

It's the Potable Water emoji

 

[klip11]

MICHAEL KUTCHER - Cerebral Palsy Foundation

From the moment of birth, Michael Kutcher has overcome challenges and conquered obstacles. Born in Cedar Rapids, Iowa as the unexpected twin brother of actor Christopher “Ashton” Kutcher, Michael met his first of many challenges at delivery. Entering the world notably smaller than his …

www.yourcpf.org

 

[isis_Bleach]

They were twins essentially…Ashton was 5 minutes older than his brother. Somehow his brother ended up shorter, sicker, less successful and uglier. He has a string of illness and heart conditions meanwhile Ashton is a Hollywood star.

Minutes apart in birth. Light years apart in life.


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Just proves that it doesn’t matter even if your parents have good genes. Some guys just have shit luck and that’s that.

some dudes just come out undercooked @N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆.

 

[klip11]

It's the Potable Water emoji

How is that relevant to the thread?

 

[NZb6Air]

Just proves that it doesn’t matter even if your parents have good genes. Some guys just have shit luck and that’s that.

How is that relevant to the thread?

 

[klip11]

@NZb6Air what does a portable water emoji has to do with genetics?

 

[NZb6Air]

@NZb6Air what does a portable water emoji has to do with genetics?

Just proves that it doesn’t matter even if your parents have good genes. Some guys just have shit luck and that’s that.

 

[DelonLover1999]

Just proves that it doesn’t matter even if your parents have good genes. Some guys just have shit luck and that’s that.

damn, nigga discovered genetic recombination and pre natal complications in 2024

 

[NZb6Air]

damn, nigga discovered genetic recombination and pre natal complications in 2024

wdym, OP just proved it today

 

[klip11]

Just proves that it doesn’t matter even if your parents have good genes. Some guys just have shit luck and that’s that.

Yeah but what does water have to do with it?

 

[GlamourPursuer]

Yeah but what does water have to do with it?

 

[NZb6Air]

Yeah but what does water have to do with it?

I don't think you understand, even if you have good genes sometimes there's no luck, I know it's hard to conceive

 

[looksmaxxed]

twin brother. mewing is everything

 

[Vermilioncore]

I don't think you understand, even if you have good genes sometimes there's no luck, I know it's hard to conceive

So what? How’s that relevant to the thread bud?

 

[NZb6Air]

twin brother. mewing is everything

you misspelled luck


when genes don't work it's luck and then maybe allah

 

[klip11]

he looks like that nerdy kid from freeks and geeks

Does he mog Emory Meeks?

 

[klip11]

I don't think you understand, even if you have good genes sometimes there's no luck, I know it's hard to conceive

Yeah but what's with the water emoji??