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ATTENTION ALL "LOOKS MAX" COPERS: CUT THE BULLSHIT NOW! I HAVE FOR YOU TODAY A SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS. WANT TO GET LAID? YES! WANT TO BE SEXY? YES! TOO SHORT, UGLY, LOW IQ, OR SMALL WEINER SIZE? YES!
TODAY I HAVE FOR YOU A SOLUTION: THE FURRY PILL
ALLOW ME TO BREAK IT DOWN SIMPLE FOR YOU:
NO MORE OF THIS "BUYING STACKS" OR "SUPPLEMENTS" OR "BONE SMASHING" BULLSHIT. INSTEAD OF WASTING THOUSANDS ON SHIT THAT DOESNT WORK, YOU CAN SPEND 3000-5000 USD ON SOMETHING THAT WORKS, GUARANTEED!!! LOOK AT THESE EXAMPLES AND TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T FUCK THEM:
STILL NOT CONVINCED? PEOPLE GET LAID AT THESE "FURRY CONVENTIONS" ALL THE TIME. STOP MISSING OUT, YOU CAN BE FUCKING THE BADDEST BITCHES WITH YOUR UGLY ASS FOR THE LOW PRICE OF 3000 USD. THE FURRY PILL MAY BE A BRUTAL ONE TO SWALLOW, BUT FOR MOST OF YOU, IT IS YOUR ONLY HOPE.
TODAY I HAVE FOR YOU A SOLUTION: THE FURRY PILL
ALLOW ME TO BREAK IT DOWN SIMPLE FOR YOU:
- TOO UGLY? NO PROBLEM, FURSUIT COVERS UGLY FACE/BODY
- TOO SHORT? NO PROBLEM, FURSUIT ADDS AT LEAST 5 INCHES TO HEIGHT
- SMALL WEINER? NO PROBLEM, YOU WILL BE AT LEAST AN 8/10
- LOW IQ? NO PROBLEM, THAT IS NORMAL FOR FURRIES
NO MORE OF THIS "BUYING STACKS" OR "SUPPLEMENTS" OR "BONE SMASHING" BULLSHIT. INSTEAD OF WASTING THOUSANDS ON SHIT THAT DOESNT WORK, YOU CAN SPEND 3000-5000 USD ON SOMETHING THAT WORKS, GUARANTEED!!! LOOK AT THESE EXAMPLES AND TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T FUCK THEM:
STILL NOT CONVINCED? PEOPLE GET LAID AT THESE "FURRY CONVENTIONS" ALL THE TIME. STOP MISSING OUT, YOU CAN BE FUCKING THE BADDEST BITCHES WITH YOUR UGLY ASS FOR THE LOW PRICE OF 3000 USD. THE FURRY PILL MAY BE A BRUTAL ONE TO SWALLOW, BUT FOR MOST OF YOU, IT IS YOUR ONLY HOPE.