The story of an Erasmus girl who assaulted me for leaving after sex (with photos)

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This occurred back in November of 2021. I was way less looksmaxed but had the same eyes and jawline.

There was this blond, blue-eyed Stacy at my gym with the most attractive ass that I've seen in my life. She was from the Netherlands and was doing Erasmus in my country.

I saw her a dozen times in my gym, she was always working out with a friend so I never made an approach. One day I saw her working out alone so I asked her to film me doing a handstand. She was polite, filmed me, at the end complimented my handstand and started asking how I learned it and how could I hold it for so long.

I explained my technique and then asked where she was from, what she was studying, etc. We ended up swapping WhatsApps. Later the same day we started texting on WhatsApp and eventually, we agreed to work out together. Initially, she was reluctant because she didn't want to leave her friend working alone but I convinced her.

On the workout day, we did legs, we had a lot of touching in the legs and the arms during it. She mentioned that she would like to know the city better so I invited her for dinner the same day. We had dinner, visited some places, and then went to her apartment. Her friend wasn't there (they shared the same apartment). We were talking a bit, if I remember correctly we talked about her country and the differences to my country in politics etc...

After talking started watching a TV show, getting closer together because it was very cold. Soon after we started making out which led to sex. The sex was good, the girl was wild.

After sex, I started dressing myself and preparing to leave. She asked me what I was doing and I said that I had to go because a new Family Guy episode came out today and that if did not see it today my friends would spoil it the next day (it was true). The girl started raging, yelled at me, and punched me in the chest. I was a bit confused with her reaction so just left without saying anything.

The next day I encountered her again in the gym (working out alone) and approached her saying that I was sorry that I had to leave earlier, asked how the night was after I left and if she would like to repeat it today. She smiled and out of nowhere threw a punch at me right in the direction of my nose. I was able to dodge a bit and so her punch hit me with a graze in the eye.

It started bleeding a bit, and the staff of the gym had to put on a bandage. I did not report her. We never saw each other or talked again. We usually worked out in the afternoon but my friend who works at the gym told me she was working out in the morning.

The girl filming my handstand

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My eye after the punch
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Kys sexhaver
 
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This guy is a chad. I caged at the family guy part (endless autism)
 
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I had to go because a new Family Guy episode came out today and that if did not see it today my friends would spoil it the next day (it was true).
I swear I laughed so loud wtf
 
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Incredible tales
 
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This guy is a chad. I caged at the family guy part (endless autism)
Well, I can get girls IRL. Some even approach me, especially at the gym. Somehow can even get one Tinder date...
 
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Nice story bhai. Almost died during the family guy part and I can't believe you actually told her that you have to leave because of that.
 
@Amnesia did I do well?
 
and then you woke up
 
Ngl if a bitch told me she has to leave to watch Family Guy I would smack the shit out of her too tbh, like wtf :lul:
 
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Imagine if the roles were reversed, you would be facing jailtime buddy
 
After sex, I started dressing myself and preparing to leave. She asked me what I was doing and I said that I had to go because a new Family Guy episode came out today and that if did not see it today my friends would spoil it the next day (it was true). The girl started raging, yelled at me, and punched me in the chest. I was a bit confused with her reaction so just left without saying anything.
You deserved for being a fucking beta redditor
 
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Most of these chicks are fucking for free now. You probably could have smashed without even doing any of the bullshit that you did smh.

Instead of being direct, you took her on like 2 platonic dates ('workout', dinner), asked her all kinds of personal questions, and basically acted like you wanted to be her boyfriend-- only to leave .2 sec after nutting to go watch Family Guy alone lmfao.

She probably spent like two weeks imagining you as her boyfriend and telling all her friends about "this new guy that's taking me seriously" :lul:. You niggas are so heinous I swear to god
 
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Who the fuck cares about family guy latest episode?

What a cuck.

Bro could have smashed with her until she went back to her country and never see her again.
 
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Who the fuck cares about family guy latest episode?

What a cuck.

Bro could have smashed with her until she went back to her country and never see her again.
True, wouldn’t do the same thing today
 
Dutch
Stacy
Pick one
 
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Jfl at this shit. Youre based for cumming and leaving, and she was based too for punching you the next day.

Too bad none of this happened
 
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Jfl at this shit. Youre based for cumming and leaving, and she was based too for punching you the next day.

Too bad none of this happened
When I told about the escort and added no proof you guys did not believe even tho was true. Now I added pictures and some guys still don’t believe. Next time I probably should record everything with a hidden cam.
 
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This occurred back in November of 2021. I was way less looksmaxed but had the same eyes and jawline.

There was this blond, blue-eyed Stacy at my gym with the most attractive ass that I've seen in my life. She was from the Netherlands and was doing Erasmus in my country.

I saw her a dozen times in my gym, she was always working out with a friend so I never made an approach. One day I saw her working out alone so I asked her to film me doing a handstand. She was polite, filmed me, at the end complimented my handstand and started asking how I learned it and how could I hold it for so long.

I explained my technique and then asked where she was from, what she was studying, etc. We ended up swapping WhatsApps. Later the same day we started texting on WhatsApp and eventually, we agreed to work out together. Initially, she was reluctant because she didn't want to leave her friend working alone but I convinced her.

On the workout day, we did legs, we had a lot of touching in the legs and the arms during it. She mentioned that she would like to know the city better so I invited her for dinner the same day. We had dinner, visited some places, and then went to her apartment. Her friend wasn't there (they shared the same apartment). We were talking a bit, if I remember correctly we talked about her country and the differences to my country in politics etc...

After talking started watching a TV show, getting closer together because it was very cold. Soon after we started making out which led to sex. The sex was good, the girl was wild.

After sex, I started dressing myself and preparing to leave. She asked me what I was doing and I said that I had to go because a new Family Guy episode came out today and that if did not see it today my friends would spoil it the next day (it was true). The girl started raging, yelled at me, and punched me in the chest. I was a bit confused with her reaction so just left without saying anything.

The next day I encountered her again in the gym (working out alone) and approached her saying that I was sorry that I had to leave earlier, asked how the night was after I left and if she would like to repeat it today. She smiled and out of nowhere threw a punch at me right in the direction of my nose. I was able to dodge a bit and so her punch hit me with a graze in the eye.

It started bleeding a bit, and the staff of the gym had to put on a bandage. I did not report her. We never saw each other or talked again. We usually worked out in the afternoon but my friend who works at the gym told me she was working out in the morning.

The girl filming my handstand

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My eye after the punch
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Women temporary, family guy forever!
 
Well, I can get girls IRL. Some even approach me, especially at the gym. Somehow can even get one Tinder date...
Bad pictures ngl. The ONLY CASE where I'd say tinder means nothing is if you're getting girls 0 efforts irl
 
The price of being portuguese
 
This happened
 
She sounds like a schizo
 
Imagine if the roles were reversed, you would be facing jailtime buddy
roles reversed redpill white knight muhhh feminism no shit faggot he would put her in hospital.
 
Brah after the deed ur meant to comfort her, get her water anything but leave for family guy 🤣🤣. After all her body count jus went up by one, ur lucky she didn’t claim rape.
 
would have been more based if you slaped the shit out of her
 
This occurred back in November of 2021. I was way less looksmaxed but had the same eyes and jawline.

There was this blond, blue-eyed Stacy at my gym with the most attractive ass that I've seen in my life. She was from the Netherlands and was doing Erasmus in my country.

I saw her a dozen times in my gym, she was always working out with a friend so I never made an approach. One day I saw her working out alone so I asked her to film me doing a handstand. She was polite, filmed me, at the end complimented my handstand and started asking how I learned it and how could I hold it for so long.

I explained my technique and then asked where she was from, what she was studying, etc. We ended up swapping WhatsApps. Later the same day we started texting on WhatsApp and eventually, we agreed to work out together. Initially, she was reluctant because she didn't want to leave her friend working alone but I convinced her.

On the workout day, we did legs, we had a lot of touching in the legs and the arms during it. She mentioned that she would like to know the city better so I invited her for dinner the same day. We had dinner, visited some places, and then went to her apartment. Her friend wasn't there (they shared the same apartment). We were talking a bit, if I remember correctly we talked about her country and the differences to my country in politics etc...

After talking started watching a TV show, getting closer together because it was very cold. Soon after we started making out which led to sex. The sex was good, the girl was wild.

After sex, I started dressing myself and preparing to leave. She asked me what I was doing and I said that I had to go because a new Family Guy episode came out today and that if did not see it today my friends would spoil it the next day (it was true). The girl started raging, yelled at me, and punched me in the chest. I was a bit confused with her reaction so just left without saying anything.

The next day I encountered her again in the gym (working out alone) and approached her saying that I was sorry that I had to leave earlier, asked how the night was after I left and if she would like to repeat it today. She smiled and out of nowhere threw a punch at me right in the direction of my nose. I was able to dodge a bit and so her punch hit me with a graze in the eye.

It started bleeding a bit, and the staff of the gym had to put on a bandage. I did not report her. We never saw each other or talked again. We usually worked out in the afternoon but my friend who works at the gym told me she was working out in the morning.

The girl filming my handstand

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My eye after the punch
View attachment 2425846
kys Chad I hope she kills you tmr
Kys sexhaver
water fellow incel fapper
 

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