daniel_3303
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This happened about a year ago, I was already doing looksmaxing, and had a good eye color and jawline but did not look as good as now. I've been rated here recently as HTN+, Chadlite, and Absolute Chad.
So, I injured my back in the gym while doing squats so could not go out that weekend. I decided to get a hooker since I could not get matches on Tinder. She was a 20-year-old girl with an MTN face and a Stacy body. When she arrived at my place we talked for just one or two minutes, she said that I was really good-looking and had drop-dead gorgeous eyes, I said thanks but did not care much since I was paying her. We then went straight for foreplay and then sex. The sex and good, she obviously did the majority of the work since I was injured and also was paying. She is one of those high-end escorts that go by the hour and so I only wanted to waste one hour of her time.
After sex, we started talking, and she said again that I was really gorgeous and she could not understand how I was paying an escort since I could just go out and get any girl I wanted. She also asked how often I go to the gym. I started telling her that I did not feel like going out because my back hurts and that I had no luck on Tinder, that I could barely get matches, and when I did it was always in transexuals that I swiped by mistake. She was always laughing and saying that it was unfair that I was pretty and funny. I also showed her my Tinder and she said most likely girls think I am a catfish.
I asked about her and how she ended up being an escort and she basically told me her whole childhood. She has 6 siblings, her father was aggressive and a junkie. Her mother had to move out with some of her siblings. At 16 her mother kicked her out of the house and she started doing drugs and getting into prostitution. She also mentioned some bad relationships among other stuff that I no longer remember. She told me she is getting training in doing nails and eyelashes and once her training is completed she wants to stop being an escort and doing what she loves, which is nails and eyelashes.
Asked her what was it like to be an escort and she told me all her clients are boomers over 40+ mostly married who save money the whole month to have sex with her once a month when their wives are working. She told me they were sometimes violent and disgusting, they would do stuff like ask her to have sex with her in their children's bed. I then told her that I really liked to hear her story but I only had money for 1h (we had sex and foreplay for 1h and were already talking for something like 2h, so 3h in total). She said it was okay that she was not going to charge me anything because I was such a gentleman, and that she was really enjoying the time with me too.
We kept talking a bit more about childhood experiences, past relationships, and women in general. She told me most women are bitches and are not worth chasing, that most women give false hopes to men just to have their attention. I told her it goes for both sides and that we just really have to be careful when choosing friends. I then asked if she was hungry, and she said she could eat something. I ordered sushi from Uber Eats. We ate, talked a bit more, about movies, politics, etc... She ended up staying for the whole night.
The next morning we talked for like 2 minutes and immediately started having sex. After sex, she told me her real name and age (she was 20y but the website said 19y). She gave me her WhatsApp and Instagram. I gave her my WhatsApp back but not my Instagram and I also did not follow her. Something like 3 days later she texted me saying she really had a wonderful time with me and that she would like to repeat the night. I replied that I had a wonderful night too and that she seemed a genuinely good person and then blocked her. This was like 1 year ago. I checked her Instagram recently (it's public) and seems like she is working at some beauty salon so I am happy for her.
So, I injured my back in the gym while doing squats so could not go out that weekend. I decided to get a hooker since I could not get matches on Tinder. She was a 20-year-old girl with an MTN face and a Stacy body. When she arrived at my place we talked for just one or two minutes, she said that I was really good-looking and had drop-dead gorgeous eyes, I said thanks but did not care much since I was paying her. We then went straight for foreplay and then sex. The sex and good, she obviously did the majority of the work since I was injured and also was paying. She is one of those high-end escorts that go by the hour and so I only wanted to waste one hour of her time.
After sex, we started talking, and she said again that I was really gorgeous and she could not understand how I was paying an escort since I could just go out and get any girl I wanted. She also asked how often I go to the gym. I started telling her that I did not feel like going out because my back hurts and that I had no luck on Tinder, that I could barely get matches, and when I did it was always in transexuals that I swiped by mistake. She was always laughing and saying that it was unfair that I was pretty and funny. I also showed her my Tinder and she said most likely girls think I am a catfish.
I asked about her and how she ended up being an escort and she basically told me her whole childhood. She has 6 siblings, her father was aggressive and a junkie. Her mother had to move out with some of her siblings. At 16 her mother kicked her out of the house and she started doing drugs and getting into prostitution. She also mentioned some bad relationships among other stuff that I no longer remember. She told me she is getting training in doing nails and eyelashes and once her training is completed she wants to stop being an escort and doing what she loves, which is nails and eyelashes.
Asked her what was it like to be an escort and she told me all her clients are boomers over 40+ mostly married who save money the whole month to have sex with her once a month when their wives are working. She told me they were sometimes violent and disgusting, they would do stuff like ask her to have sex with her in their children's bed. I then told her that I really liked to hear her story but I only had money for 1h (we had sex and foreplay for 1h and were already talking for something like 2h, so 3h in total). She said it was okay that she was not going to charge me anything because I was such a gentleman, and that she was really enjoying the time with me too.
We kept talking a bit more about childhood experiences, past relationships, and women in general. She told me most women are bitches and are not worth chasing, that most women give false hopes to men just to have their attention. I told her it goes for both sides and that we just really have to be careful when choosing friends. I then asked if she was hungry, and she said she could eat something. I ordered sushi from Uber Eats. We ate, talked a bit more, about movies, politics, etc... She ended up staying for the whole night.
The next morning we talked for like 2 minutes and immediately started having sex. After sex, she told me her real name and age (she was 20y but the website said 19y). She gave me her WhatsApp and Instagram. I gave her my WhatsApp back but not my Instagram and I also did not follow her. Something like 3 days later she texted me saying she really had a wonderful time with me and that she would like to repeat the night. I replied that I had a wonderful night too and that she seemed a genuinely good person and then blocked her. This was like 1 year ago. I checked her Instagram recently (it's public) and seems like she is working at some beauty salon so I am happy for her.
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