The Taylor Lautner pill destroyed me

[Gengar’s Ghost]

TWO times in my life I had a oneitis and they BOTH crushed on Taylor frickin Lautner.

One was white, one was ethnic.

I wish I was Taylor Lautner.

 

[Deleted member 17531]

hasn't been relevant in a decade lul

 

[HarrierDuBois]

I also wish I was 5'5" bro.

 

[ElBastardo]

He got fat. Hope this makes you feel better Truecel.

 

[ihatereddit]

He got fat. Hope this makes you feel better Truecel.

brutal descension

 

[RichardSpencel]

@defezman maxxed

 

[Deleted member 13787]

he looks a lot like me, although i mog slightly

 

[Deleted member 19174]

Didn't he marry a girl with the same first name?

 

[the BULL]

he looks a lot like me, although i mog slightly

aaaaaaaaaahahahahah

 

[Deleted member 23778]

Somehow this man is White jfl looks Blasian

 

[Deleted member 19620]

This guy basically proves it’s about angularity.
His harmony is so fucked.

 

[Deleted member 14699]

This guy basically proves it’s about angularity.
His harmony is so fucked.

Harmony is a cope

 

[RecessedChinCel]

Dude was a Chad for like 4 years then got fat. Jfl at peaking at 18 as a male.

 

[Deleted member 26535]

hollywood top 3 in this century (with ferrell and stallone), so dont see what's shocking here

 

[Deleted member 25938]

He got fat. Hope this makes you feel better Truecel.

The next Nikocado.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

He got fat. Hope this makes you feel better Truecel.

Thanks bhai.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

hasn't been relevant in a decade lul

My oneitis are both mid-20s.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Somehow this man is White jfl looks Blasian

He looks Latino to me.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

This guy basically proves it’s about angularity.
His harmony is so fucked.

What are you talking about? He has good harmony hence why millions of teenage girls crushed on him.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

hollywood top 3 in this century (with ferrell and stallone), so dont see what's shocking here

Express your sympathy for my subhumanity, you graycel. I approved your account after I rejected your previous one.

 

[bwrauycnee]

Imagine being compared to Robert Pattinson everywhere you go and being mogged every single time

 

[Deleted member 20399]

This guy basically proves it’s about angularity.
His harmony is so fucked.

Mental illness

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Imagine being compared to Robert Pattinson everywhere you go and being mogged every single time

Taylor mogged pattinson

 

[Deleted member 23778]

He looks Latino to me.

That too, could be Native American. Has that weird Northern pheno that looks ethnic off coloring alone but also pseudo Negro/Gook features

 

[ElBastardo]

That too, could be Native American. Has that weird Northern pheno that looks ethnic off coloring alone but also pseudo Negro/Gook features

He is part Native American.

What is Taylor Lautner's ethnicity? He has Native American and European roots - StylesRant

Taylor Lautner ended the first decade of the 21st century as the highest-paid teenage actor in Hollywood. The next decade would prove disappointing for one of the breakout stars from The Twilight Saga. His stock dropped dramatically as he starred in films that became commercial and critical...

www.stylesrant.com

Native Americans are actually genetically Asians having crossed the land bridge and all. So that would explain Asian features.

 

[Deleted member 23778]

He is part Native American.

What is Taylor Lautner's ethnicity? He has Native American and European roots - StylesRant

Taylor Lautner ended the first decade of the 21st century as the highest-paid teenage actor in Hollywood. The next decade would prove disappointing for one of the breakout stars from The Twilight Saga. His stock dropped dramatically as he starred in films that became commercial and critical...

www.stylesrant.com

Native Americans are actually genetically Asians having crossed the land bridge and all. So that would explain Asian features.

Whenever someone says they have distant Native American it's never enough to matter though