asdvek
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So I was walking in downtown Houston in Texas, real niggas know where that is and I saw a homeless woman, I tell her where are you from and she says "i came here from virgina but i used to live in dallas then i got dumped here" so I decided to do her a favor and I took her home and told her to undress
So she does and I see that her ass is kinda dirty and I gotta clean her up so I told her to bend over and she did so
I get to work with my professional tongue skills (keep in mind this bitch is like 4'11 320lbs so it's hard to reach her asshole with all that dump truck fat cake) but I do and start eating her poopy asshole out
I start cleaning her and to my fucking surprise she shits diarrhea very hard and it's bloody diarrhea
Well guess what the bitch had an infection, from being homeless, no shit, I later learnt that it was a heroin junkie anyway
Anyways she shat diarrhea hard on my face, bloody diarrhea, and it's all over my high quality real burberry shirt and everywhere is a mess
Keep in mind we were doing this in my house in the living room so it got so fucking dirty I couldn't enter the house for 3 months because of the smell and stayed in my uncles house, also the bacteria in her bloody diarrhea caused a cockroach infestion and I had to call the pest control and spend like $300 on the pest control
Anyways I ended up getting AIDS, Hepatit A and Hepatit B and some other shit chylamdia or some shit like that
I still have the STD's to this day and I can randomly vomit bloody out of nowhere and my pubes are itchy as fuck
So she does and I see that her ass is kinda dirty and I gotta clean her up so I told her to bend over and she did so
I get to work with my professional tongue skills (keep in mind this bitch is like 4'11 320lbs so it's hard to reach her asshole with all that dump truck fat cake) but I do and start eating her poopy asshole out
I start cleaning her and to my fucking surprise she shits diarrhea very hard and it's bloody diarrhea
Well guess what the bitch had an infection, from being homeless, no shit, I later learnt that it was a heroin junkie anyway
Anyways she shat diarrhea hard on my face, bloody diarrhea, and it's all over my high quality real burberry shirt and everywhere is a mess
Keep in mind we were doing this in my house in the living room so it got so fucking dirty I couldn't enter the house for 3 months because of the smell and stayed in my uncles house, also the bacteria in her bloody diarrhea caused a cockroach infestion and I had to call the pest control and spend like $300 on the pest control
Anyways I ended up getting AIDS, Hepatit A and Hepatit B and some other shit chylamdia or some shit like that
I still have the STD's to this day and I can randomly vomit bloody out of nowhere and my pubes are itchy as fuck
