The time I ate a girl's shit boogers

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So I was in downtown London on a trip with my WASP family

I was walking the famous street Savile Row the infamous British street and I was feeling WASP like always

Long story short I saw a prostitute shop and I went inside and I booked a £70000 escort

Keep in mind I'm a 6'11 280lbs WASP

Anyways I was eating her ass and she shat green boogers

Then 7'5 290LBS LEAN WASP TRUST FUND LIGHT BROWN HAIR niggas KICKED ME OUT OF THE STORE

Idk what happened ngl, but fair one mate, I had to watch rira edits afterwards to calm things down LMFAOOOOOOOOOO




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So I was in downtown London on a trip with my WASP family

I was walking the famous street Savile Row the infamous British street and I was feeling WASP like always

Long story short I saw a prostitute shop and I went inside and I booked a £70000 escort

Keep in mind I'm a 6'11 280lbs WASP

Anyways I was eating her ass and she shat green boogers

Idk what happened ngl, but fair one mate, I had to watch rira edits afterwards to calm things down LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

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Tales from nuclear bunker of Sudan

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Average @CelestialEmpire story :feelsuhh:

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Ima dnr ts bro
 
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So I was in downtown London on a trip with my WASP family

I was walking the famous street Savile Row the infamous British street and I was feeling WASP like always

Long story short I saw a prostitute shop and I went inside and I booked a £70000 escort

Keep in mind I'm a 6'11 280lbs WASP

Anyways I was eating her ass and she shat green boogers

Then 7'5 290LBS LEAN WASP TRUST FUND LIGHT BROWN HAIR niggas KICKED ME OUT OF THE STORE

Idk what happened ngl, but fair one mate, I had to watch rira edits afterwards to calm things down LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

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they are called dingleberries btw
 
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Wdyd you tag me I have this faggot on ignore for a reason
 
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Keep in mind I'm a 6'11 280lbs WASP
over, you're not a 7'1, 380 LB Lean WASP rugby/hockey/rowing built who lives in an $80,000,000 penthouse in Manhattan, whose family runs trust fund old money businesses such as Finance/Industrials/Fashion/Railroads/O&G/Shipping, multiple friends who studied at Yale/Princeton/Wharton, all averaging 6'11 260 LB lean with elite powerlifting-tier weightlifting gym stats and a job that's like Elite Boutique IB (CVP/LAZ) or Privately Traded Megafund PE (Warburg Pincus/Bain) or Single Manager HF (Lone Pine/Viking), northern-European-Nordic-Anglo-Germanic/WASP phenotype, light/dark brown/blonde hair with green/blue eyes
 

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