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Nautica Malone
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So as me being the real me, as always, being on some real shii, I was walking in Downtown Texas, Houston.
And I saw this severely obese, homeless, indian brown curry girl with needles around, well I figured she's a heroin junkie, eh? Don't you think so? I went there and started licking all the blood and piss off the used heroin needles, seems like this bitch pissed and fingered herself with those needles, I started rubbing the needle around my dick because the needle had piss on it so it was very lubricating and felt nice on my cock.
Anyways I later got scared of getting an infection from doing something like that so I stopped. I told her "can I pay you $2000 for you to shit on my face" and she said of coursee of coursee young handsome boy
So I take her to the nearest night club and we go to the night club toilet, keep in mind this at 3 AM so the parties were going absolutely crazy
Well most toilets were occupied I'm guessing people were rawdogging each other and the only empty toilet was the one with the huge absolute log of an anaconda shit on it and diarrhea around the walls and someone shot a fat load on the toilet flush so I couldn't flush the toilet
So I lay down my back on the floor with piss, shit, period blood and she starts taking a huge diarrhea bloody shit on my face and I enjoy
Then after we done I get out and everyone looking at me very weird so I charge around and start shaking my face and splash the shit everywhere and it gets on people and shit but they can't fight back because if they touch me they will get shit on them
Anyways I go to the doctor and I had Chlamydia, Genital Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, AIDS, HPV, Trichominasis, seems like this bitch gave me every STD that exists. Well I'm still alive to this day so fuck it we ball.
And I saw this severely obese, homeless, indian brown curry girl with needles around, well I figured she's a heroin junkie, eh? Don't you think so? I went there and started licking all the blood and piss off the used heroin needles, seems like this bitch pissed and fingered herself with those needles, I started rubbing the needle around my dick because the needle had piss on it so it was very lubricating and felt nice on my cock.
Anyways I later got scared of getting an infection from doing something like that so I stopped. I told her "can I pay you $2000 for you to shit on my face" and she said of coursee of coursee young handsome boy
So I take her to the nearest night club and we go to the night club toilet, keep in mind this at 3 AM so the parties were going absolutely crazy
Well most toilets were occupied I'm guessing people were rawdogging each other and the only empty toilet was the one with the huge absolute log of an anaconda shit on it and diarrhea around the walls and someone shot a fat load on the toilet flush so I couldn't flush the toilet
So I lay down my back on the floor with piss, shit, period blood and she starts taking a huge diarrhea bloody shit on my face and I enjoy
Then after we done I get out and everyone looking at me very weird so I charge around and start shaking my face and splash the shit everywhere and it gets on people and shit but they can't fight back because if they touch me they will get shit on them
Anyways I go to the doctor and I had Chlamydia, Genital Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, AIDS, HPV, Trichominasis, seems like this bitch gave me every STD that exists. Well I'm still alive to this day so fuck it we ball.