The time I DNRd a very horny foid (reminiscing)

[User28823]

in high school there was this albanian girl who rly liked me

she had an insane ass and would wear these tight yoga pants all the time and i lowkey wanted to smash but was too autistic to make a move

her friend told me she likes me but i was too high inhib to do anything

she kept asking me sexual questions like how often i jerk it and i was like umm thats kind of personal (i was literally jerking it like 5x a day before class probably had 4000ng/dL testosterone levels)

and then i would go sit at a table away from everyone and she would come sit next to me but i just DNRd her

i still regret not fucking her holy shit that ass was genuinely insane bro u have no idea on some bubble butt mia malkova shit

inhib pill strikes again

@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @TheGreatDetective @mlglocalfatkid @GeneticDeadEnd

 

[User28823]

@Mogs Me @sasha108 @xevuxia @Nectar @Tyler1

 

[Wrestle]

in high school there was this albanian girl who rly liked me

she had an insane ass and would wear these tight yoga pants all the time and i lowkey wanted to smash but was too autistic to make a move

her friend told me she likes me but i was too high inhib to do anything

she kept asking me sexual questions like how often i jerk it and i was like umm thats kind of personal (i was literally jerking it like 5x a day before class probably had 4000ng/dL testosterone levels)

and then i would go sit at a table away from everyone and she would come sit next to me but i just DNRd her

i still regret not fucking her holy shit that ass was genuinely insane bro u have no idea on some bubble butt mia malkova shit

inhib pill strikes again

@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @TheGreatDetective @mlglocalfatkid @GeneticDeadEnd

Jesus dude

 

[Amuzant]

in high school there was this albanian girl who rly liked me

she had an insane ass and would wear these tight yoga pants all the time and i lowkey wanted to smash but was too autistic to make a move

her friend told me she likes me but i was too high inhib to do anything

she kept asking me sexual questions like how often i jerk it and i was like umm thats kind of personal (i was literally jerking it like 5x a day before class probably had 4000ng/dL testosterone levels)

and then i would go sit at a table away from everyone and she would come sit next to me but i just DNRd her

i still regret not fucking her holy shit that ass was genuinely insane bro u have no idea on some bubble butt mia malkova shit

inhib pill strikes again

@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @TheGreatDetective @mlglocalfatkid @GeneticDeadEnd

 

[Brava]

How did she react ?

How did this relationship continue ?

 

[tansel]

Jesus dude

jesus who doesn’t exist

 

[Amuzant]

jesus who doesn’t exist

You cant know who does not exist

 

[Wrestle]

jesus who doesn’t exist

Dimwits dont understand explicitives
Ur esl is showing

 

[cargo70]

in high school there was this albanian girl who rly liked me

she had an insane ass and would wear these tight yoga pants all the time and i lowkey wanted to smash but was too autistic to make a move

her friend told me she likes me but i was too high inhib to do anything

she kept asking me sexual questions like how often i jerk it and i was like umm thats kind of personal (i was literally jerking it like 5x a day before class probably had 4000ng/dL testosterone levels)

and then i would go sit at a table away from everyone and she would come sit next to me but i just DNRd her

i still regret not fucking her holy shit that ass was genuinely insane bro u have no idea on some bubble butt mia malkova shit

inhib pill strikes again

@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @TheGreatDetective @mlglocalfatkid @GeneticDeadEnd

The Autist Curse

 

[Aerand]

Her pussy must’ve been like a bio lab

 

[tansel]

Dimwits dont understand explicitives
Ur esl is showing

eplicitives don’t exist

you simply attribute meaning to a sound

& call it an “explicitive”

 

[Amuzant]

Is this an anti rep thread or some shit

 

[User28823]

How did she react ?

How did this relationship continue ?

she lowkey just gave up and moved on trying to flirt with other guys in front of me and pulling her pants up her ass crack when i would walk behind her

 

[User28823]

Her pussy must’ve been like a bio lab

pretty certain she was a virgin

 

[tansel]

You cant know who does not exist
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jesus

even if he did exist

was in nature

spreading the diet of eating animal foods

such as fish

& to be in nature

he never spread “religion”

seeing as it is a delusion

simply a fairytale

 

[Aerand]

pretty certain she was a virgin

Really? With how you described her body and her demeanor it seemed like it

 

[User28823]

jesus

even if he did exist

was in nature

spreading the diet of eating animal foods

such as fish

& to be in nature

he never spread “religion”

seeing as it is a delusion

simply a fairytale

niggas talkin bout some jesus bro its 2026 let it go jesus was a magician

 

[tansel]

niggas talkin bout some jesus bro its 2026 let it go jesus was a magician

do you like goatis

or not so much

 

[User28823]

do you like goatis

or not so much

most of his takes are based but im not gonna eat raw meat

 

[mordoom]

Genuinely shed a tear

 

[yushmaxx]

in high school there was this albanian girl who rly liked me

she had an insane ass and would wear these tight yoga pants all the time and i lowkey wanted to smash but was too autistic to make a move

her friend told me she likes me but i was too high inhib to do anything

she kept asking me sexual questions like how often i jerk it and i was like umm thats kind of personal (i was literally jerking it like 5x a day before class probably had 4000ng/dL testosterone levels)

and then i would go sit at a table away from everyone and she would come sit next to me but i just DNRd her

i still regret not fucking her holy shit that ass was genuinely insane bro u have no idea on some bubble butt mia malkova shit

inhib pill strikes again

@tansel @commander.is.ur.co @TheGreatDetective @mlglocalfatkid @GeneticDeadEnd

proof that its not low t thats stopping you from fucking

 

[User28823]

proof that its not low t thats stopping you from fucking

u wouldnt believe how many times this has happened

looking back its just pure suifuel at my complete obliviousness

 

[yushmaxx]

u wouldnt believe how many times this has happened

looking back its just pure suifuel at my complete obliviousness

And the funny thing is that you’ll probably make the same mistake again in the future

 

[tansel]

most of his takes are based but im not gonna eat raw meat

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he just sounds so intelligent man

like everything he says makes so much sense

 

[Bipolar2Cel]

Brutal, I DNR'd an insane body bitch in HS too also Balkan hottie(Croatian) asking me what I was planning to do after school just because I was dying to go home and play League of Legends. Wish I could go back in time and kick myself in the nuts for being such an autistic cuck kid, I wasn't using them(my balls) the way they were meant to be anyway(nutting over her fat ass or big tits). Would have been well-deserved. Actually she should have done it and called me a loser too.

 

[Brava]

she lowkey just gave up and moved on trying to flirt with other guys in front of me and pulling her pants up her ass crack when i would walk behind her

Damn.