The time I drove an hour home black out drunk

[Terrortheplug]

I was doing a 2 day bender with some friends got insanely drunk it was 3 or 4 am and I wanted to get back home I ended up losing my keys passing out in my car for 30 min found my keys outside the car on the ground and drove home while actively trying to avoid hitting dear this is when I found out that I have a super power for driving insanely well under the influence

 

[samgrattlescouilles]

Lmao