The time I got caught gooning at 19 years of age

[futureltbslayer]

So
The story goes like this.

I went to take a shower.
But
My main shower in my house leads off into my parents bedroom so you gotta walk past it
This day
I forgot my pyjama pants
So I had locked the door
Saw it wasn’t there and then walked out to go get it after unlocking it
When I came back
I wanted to goon before I showered (High T)
I put on that Mia Melano
Started gooning
And then while gooning I thought I heard someone at the door
In my mind I thought
“It’s fine. I locked it”
If they want something they’ll knock then I’ll clothe up and open the door
My dad says
“Can I come in”
So I go to “unlock” the door
I see the door isnt locked
It doesn’t cross my mind
As he walks past me
It does
In this moment
I have my pants on obviously
It then crosses my mind
“Oh shit. I didn’t unlock the door”
“Fuck”
That’s what the sound was
He walked in
Closed the door
Then knocked again so id cover up to not embarrass me or go through seeing me goon full force
He walked out and then I busted and the worst post nut clarity in my life tho
Fuck

So fucking over

 

[futureltbslayer]

he never brought it up again
Although he always dodges goon topics probably because of how awkward it is

 

[futureltbslayer]

Guys is this a bruh moment

 

[DrRodger]

I got caught gooning too, by my mom but I didn't really care

 

[Fragments]

 

[futureltbslayer]

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Whats the point of clicking on the thread then
You can clearly tell it’s gonna be a rant

 

[futureltbslayer]

I got caught gooning too, by my mom but I didn't really care

“Hey mom. Just having a wank. You need something”
While using a pocket pussy

 

[futureltbslayer]

I got caught gooning too, by my mom but I didn't really care

Giga high T

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

Porn is not high T

 

[Pony]

you are old bruh

 

[futureltbslayer]

you are old bruh

Yea I’m unc now
I turned 20 2 weeks ago
Getting caught at 19 does something to you mentally

 

[buccalfatremoval]

Dnr

 

[futureltbslayer]

Porn is not high T

Yea porn is mega gay
I’m just using a buzzword

 

[futureltbslayer]

Dnr

Allah save me

 

[buccalfatremoval]

Allah save me

Lost your mind if you think im reading about how a grown man got caught stroking his shit

 

[Diavolu_turcu]

got caught with my pants down at my pc by my mom, put my pants back up (barely covering my hips) she looked at me for 5 seconds and then asked if i did my hw, mind you i still had the porn on my monitor playing i had 0 iq when i wad 13

 

[futureltbslayer]

Lost your mind if you think im reading about how a grown man got caught stroking his shit

Clicked on the thread
What did you expect bro
Obviously I was gonna give details

 

[buccalfatremoval]

Clicked on the thread
What did you expect bro
Obviously I was gonna give details

To dnr you

 

[futureltbslayer]

got caught with my pants down at my pc by my mom, put my pants back up (barely covering my hips) she looked at me for 5 seconds and then asked if i did my hw, mind you i still had the porn on my monitor playing i had 0 iq when i wad 13

Bro

 

[Hihi21]

Nigga gooning at 19

 

[Diavolu_turcu]

Nigga gooning at 19

ur on org and ur flaming someone for gooning at 19

 

[futureltbslayer]

Nigga gooning at 19

Making my boys happy in tel aviv

 

[Hihi21]

ur on org and ur flaming someone for gooning at 19

Yes

 

[futureltbslayer]

ur on org and ur flaming someone for gooning at 19

Was thinking the same tbh
It’s an Incel forum for fucks sake
They’re acting like they’re getting pussy rn

 

[Hess]

I don't goon anymore but how tf do you niggas always get caught gooning, never in my life was I caught

 

[Hihi21]

Was thinking the same tbh
It’s an Incel forum for fucks sake
They’re acting like they’re getting pussy rn

I don’t goon at all.

In fact, I’ve never gooned in my life and ppl on here can back it up too.

I’ve always been capable of getting pussy, with just the snap of my fingers.

 

[Diavolu_turcu]

Yes

okay chad im sorry can i watch you fuck my girlfriend tomorrow?

 

[khazarianmafia73]

So
The story goes like this.

I went to take a shower.
But
My main shower in my house leads off into my parents bedroom so you gotta walk past it
This day
I forgot my pyjama pants
So I had locked the door
Saw it wasn’t there and then walked out to go get it after unlocking it
When I came back
I wanted to goon before I showered (High T)
I put on that Mia Melano
Started gooning
And then while gooning I thought I heard someone at the door
In my mind I thought
“It’s fine. I locked it”
If they want something they’ll knock then I’ll clothe up and open the door
My dad says
“Can I come in”
So I go to “unlock” the door
I see the door isnt locked
It doesn’t cross my mind
As he walks past me
It does
In this moment
I have my pants on obviously
It then crosses my mind
“Oh shit. I didn’t unlock the door”
“Fuck”
That’s what the sound was
He walked in
Closed the door
Then knocked again so id cover up to not embarrass me or go through seeing me goon full force
He walked out and then I busted and the worst post nut clarity in my life tho
Fuck

So fucking over

formatted this shi like it was a poem

 

[futureltbslayer]

I don't goon anymore but how tf do you niggas always get caught gooning, never in my life was I caught

I only got caught once
But I got caught because I didn't lock the door after I came back

 

[futureltbslayer]

formatted this shi like it was a poem

Sorry bro
I type like that for some reason

 

[121]

I got caught gooning too, by my mom but I didn't really care

bro kept goofing jfl

 

[Hess]

I only got caught once
But I got caught because I didn't lock the door after I came back

Bruh just goon at night

 

[futureltbslayer]

Bruh just goon at night

I don’t anymore so yea

 

[Diavolu_turcu]

I don't goon anymore but how tf do you niggas always get caught gooning, never in my life was I caught

only got caught bc my libido was so high early puberty and i wanted to jerk off so bad i didnt think ab the possible consequences

 

[futureltbslayer]

bro kept goofing jfl

Afterwards bro
My dad walked out and I locked that shit tight
Then gooned like nothing happened
But obviously after I nutted it was the worst ever

 

[Hess]

only got caught bc my libido was so high early puberty and i wanted to jerk off so bad i didnt think ab the possible consequences

How you niggas are moving

 

[Diavolu_turcu]

How you niggas are moving
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did i give you consent to film me

 

[futureltbslayer]

How you niggas are moving
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Caging
“My libido was high”
No bro you were just touching yourself in class because you couldn’t control yourself

 

[futureltbslayer]

did i give you consent to film me

That’s how we were moving back in our prime brother

 

[Diavolu_turcu]

Caging
“My libido was high”
No bro you were just touching yourself in class because you couldn’t control yourself

i was at home tho

 

[121]

Afterwards bro
My dad walked out and I locked that shit tight
Then gooned like nothing happened
But obviously after I nutted it was the worst ever

bros using the emojis like he’s gooning rn

 

[Diavolu_turcu]

That’s how we were moving back in our prime brother

yes WE

 

[Med Amine]

My parents caught me jerking it in the hundreds times
They dont judge as they first did

 

[futureltbslayer]

i was at home tho

 

[Diavolu_turcu]

My parents caught me jerking it in the hundreds times
They dont judge as they first did

how the fuck do you get caught hundreds of times

 

[futureltbslayer]

bros using the emojis like he’s gooning rn

I’ll use the cool emojis as I please

 

[Hess]

Caging
“My libido was high”
No bro you were just touching yourself in class because you couldn’t control yourself

did i give you consent to film me

Actual footage of you niggas for real this time

 

[futureltbslayer]

My parents caught me jerking it in the hundreds times
They dont judge as they first did

Normal occurrence now

 

[futureltbslayer]

Actual footage of you niggas for real this time
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Bro What the fuck is wrong with China bro
Or whatever country this is
Fuck these guys are like the Indians

 

[lmnopq]

So
The story goes like this.

I went to take a shower.
But
My main shower in my house leads off into my parents bedroom so you gotta walk past it
This day
I forgot my pyjama pants
So I had locked the door
Saw it wasn’t there and then walked out to go get it after unlocking it
When I came back
I wanted to goon before I showered (High T)
I put on that Mia Melano
Started gooning
And then while gooning I thought I heard someone at the door
In my mind I thought
“It’s fine. I locked it”
If they want something they’ll knock then I’ll clothe up and open the door
My dad says
“Can I come in”
So I go to “unlock” the door
I see the door isnt locked
It doesn’t cross my mind
As he walks past me
It does
In this moment
I have my pants on obviously
It then crosses my mind
“Oh shit. I didn’t unlock the door”
“Fuck”
That’s what the sound was
He walked in
Closed the door
Then knocked again so id cover up to not embarrass me or go through seeing me goon full force
He walked out and then I busted and the worst post nut clarity in my life tho
Fuck

So fucking over

Worst nut ever too