The time I had sex with a 30-year-old virgin! 🤜💦😧😍

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

She had an odd birth defect. She told me that her twin sister grew inside her during her mom's pregnancy. Because of that, she endured three years of agonizing surgeries, which no child should ever experience. Her mom stayed by her side during the entire ordeal. Ugh, bless her heart. The doctors removed the extra limbs and organs from the undeveloped conjoined twin.

In the end, part of her sister survived… somewhat. Ugh.

On our first date, we made out. It was so passionate! And she kept a tight grip on my dick. “Are you sure you want to do this?” I asked her. She didn’t speak but gently nodded with tight lips.

When I started with oral, I heard a faint, bizarre noise that sounded muffled coming from her labia area, where my chin was pressed against. It sounded like someone saying, “Helloooo?”

I pondered this pickle. I abandoned her clit and grabbed her labia folds and stretched them apart. What I saw inside was like a teratoma blended with her uterus.

Unlike Bubba above, it had blue eyes, slick black hair, pink lips, and a crimson tongue. It spoke to me! “Don’t even think about it, buddy.”

Quickly, I took off my briefs with one hand while saying, "This is magnificent!" And with my other thumb and index finger, I held open her pussy folds. I wanted her to watch.

“Hold up there, Champ,” she reacted to me, stroking my penis, getting him ready for the match. “The fuck, dude?” she exclaimed after I spat on her. “Stop him, Kelly!” she urged for her sister’s assistance. But she couldn’t hear her over her moans and fast heartbeats.

I got up in there and pounded that abomination for several minutes until I came inside her. Scratch that, inside both of them. I went back down to investigate the crime scene.

Kelly’s vagina was gaped, unlike before. It was awe-inspiring yet also disheartening as I examined it further. The Siamese twin looked like Rocky Balboa after the first fight with Apollo Creed. One eye was pushed back further than the other, which was bloodshot and as puffy as the lips. The nose was hidden under the swollen uterus. When she tried talking, she couldn’t get a word out because her tongue was lodged in the back of her sister’s uterus. But damn did she drool. It was disgusting, ngl.

 

[Eggshells]

D to the N to the R

 

[whatsamaxilla]

W

She had an odd birth defect. She told me that her twin sister grew inside her during her mom's pregnancy. Because of that, she endured three years of agonizing surgeries, which no child should ever experience. Her mom stayed by her side during the entire ordeal. Ugh, bless her heart. The doctors removed the extra limbs and organs from the undeveloped conjoined twin.

In the end, part of her sister survived… somewhat. Ugh.

On our first date, we made out. It was so passionate! And she kept a tight grip on my dick. “Are you sure you want to do this?” I asked her. She didn’t speak but gently nodded with tight lips.

When I started with oral, I heard a faint, bizarre noise that sounded muffled coming from her labia area, where my chin was pressed against. It sounded like someone saying, “Helloooo?”

I pondered this pickle. I abandoned her clit and grabbed her labia folds and stretched them apart. What I saw inside was like a teratoma blended with her uterus.

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Unlike Bubba above, it had blue eyes, slick black hair, pink lips, and a crimson tongue. It spoke to me! “Don’t even think about it, buddy.”

Quickly, I took off my briefs with one hand while saying, "This is magnificent!" And with my other thumb and index finger, I held open her pussy folds. I wanted her to watch.

“Hold up there, Champ,” she reacted to me, stroking my penis, getting him ready for the match. “The fuck, dude?” she exclaimed after I spat on her. “Stop him, Kelly!” she urged for her sister’s assistance. But she couldn’t hear her over her moans and fast heartbeats.

I got up in there and pounded that abomination for several minutes until I came inside her. Scratch that, inside both of them. I went back down to investigate the crime scene.

Kelly’s vagina was gaped, unlike before. It was awe-inspiring yet also disheartening as I examined it further. The Siamese twin looked like Rocky Balboa after the first fight with Apollo Creed. One eye was pushed back further than the other, which was bloodshot and as puffy as the lips. The nose was hidden under the swollen uterus. When she tried talking, she couldn’t get a word out because her tongue was lodged in the back of her sister’s uterus. But damn did she drool. It was disgusting, ngl.

Tales

 

[Idontknow-]

She had an odd birth defect. She told me that her twin sister grew inside her during her mom's pregnancy. Because of that, she endured three years of agonizing surgeries, which no child should ever experience. Her mom stayed by her side during the entire ordeal. Ugh, bless her heart. The doctors removed the extra limbs and organs from the undeveloped conjoined twin.

In the end, part of her sister survived… somewhat. Ugh.

On our first date, we made out. It was so passionate! And she kept a tight grip on my dick. “Are you sure you want to do this?” I asked her. She didn’t speak but gently nodded with tight lips.

When I started with oral, I heard a faint, bizarre noise that sounded muffled coming from her labia area, where my chin was pressed against. It sounded like someone saying, “Helloooo?”

I pondered this pickle. I abandoned her clit and grabbed her labia folds and stretched them apart. What I saw inside was like a teratoma blended with her uterus.

View attachment 4795601

Unlike Bubba above, it had blue eyes, slick black hair, pink lips, and a crimson tongue. It spoke to me! “Don’t even think about it, buddy.”

Quickly, I took off my briefs with one hand while saying, "This is magnificent!" And with my other thumb and index finger, I held open her pussy folds. I wanted her to watch.

“Hold up there, Champ,” she reacted to me, stroking my penis, getting him ready for the match. “The fuck, dude?” she exclaimed after I spat on her. “Stop him, Kelly!” she urged for her sister’s assistance. But she couldn’t hear her over her moans and fast heartbeats.

I got up in there and pounded that abomination for several minutes until I came inside her. Scratch that, inside both of them. I went back down to investigate the crime scene.

Kelly’s vagina was gaped, unlike before. It was awe-inspiring yet also disheartening as I examined it further. The Siamese twin looked like Rocky Balboa after the first fight with Apollo Creed. One eye was pushed back further than the other, which was bloodshot and as puffy as the lips. The nose was hidden under the swollen uterus. When she tried talking, she couldn’t get a word out because her tongue was lodged in the back of her sister’s uterus. But damn did she drool. It was disgusting, ngl.

Read it all. So real bro

 

[CloudyCuck]

Tales faggot

 

[crypted]

Tales faggot

almost like that’s what he intended faggot iqlet

 

[CloudyCuck]

almost like that’s what he intended faggot iqlet

Larp pussy

 

[Insomnia]

Why does this shit look like a monster from silent hill?

 

[crypted]

Larp pussy

what the fuck am i larping about retard? did you not develop properly like OPs gfs sister? jfl 5k posts in a month you really must have no life virgin

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

D to the N to the R

Bro, I shared something so magnificent, many guys would have kept it to themselves.

W

Tales

Tales faggot

How dare you, sirs! Excusing me for political behavior. Good day to both of you!

Read it all. So real bro

It was real, real. Sliding in and out of a vagina as something inside there fights against it.

 

[CloudyCuck]

what the fuck am i larping about retard? did you not develop properly like OPs gfs sister? jfl 5k posts in a month you really must have no life virgin

Lying nigger

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

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Why does this shit look like a monster from silent hill?

That's a Bubba. And he has dreams! One day, he wants to be in a rap battle.

 

[Arminus]

She had an odd birth defect. She told me that her twin sister grew inside her during her mom's pregnancy. Because of that, she endured three years of agonizing surgeries, which no child should ever experience. Her mom stayed by her side during the entire ordeal. Ugh, bless her heart. The doctors removed the extra limbs and organs from the undeveloped conjoined twin.

In the end, part of her sister survived… somewhat. Ugh.

On our first date, we made out. It was so passionate! And she kept a tight grip on my dick. “Are you sure you want to do this?” I asked her. She didn’t speak but gently nodded with tight lips.

When I started with oral, I heard a faint, bizarre noise that sounded muffled coming from her labia area, where my chin was pressed against. It sounded like someone saying, “Helloooo?”

I pondered this pickle. I abandoned her clit and grabbed her labia folds and stretched them apart. What I saw inside was like a teratoma blended with her uterus.

View attachment 4795601

Unlike Bubba above, it had blue eyes, slick black hair, pink lips, and a crimson tongue. It spoke to me! “Don’t even think about it, buddy.”

Quickly, I took off my briefs with one hand while saying, "This is magnificent!" And with my other thumb and index finger, I held open her pussy folds. I wanted her to watch.

“Hold up there, Champ,” she reacted to me, stroking my penis, getting him ready for the match. “The fuck, dude?” she exclaimed after I spat on her. “Stop him, Kelly!” she urged for her sister’s assistance. But she couldn’t hear her over her moans and fast heartbeats.

I got up in there and pounded that abomination for several minutes until I came inside her. Scratch that, inside both of them. I went back down to investigate the crime scene.

Kelly’s vagina was gaped, unlike before. It was awe-inspiring yet also disheartening as I examined it further. The Siamese twin looked like Rocky Balboa after the first fight with Apollo Creed. One eye was pushed back further than the other, which was bloodshot and as puffy as the lips. The nose was hidden under the swollen uterus. When she tried talking, she couldn’t get a word out because her tongue was lodged in the back of her sister’s uterus. But damn did she drool. It was disgusting, ngl.

Tales from the Slums of Mumbai, this must have been typed in Mumbai on a 2010 laptop.

 

[pepotero]

She had an odd birth defect. She told me that her twin sister grew inside her during her mom's pregnancy. Because of that, she endured three years of agonizing surgeries, which no child should ever experience. Her mom stayed by her side during the entire ordeal. Ugh, bless her heart. The doctors removed the extra limbs and organs from the undeveloped conjoined twin.

In the end, part of her sister survived… somewhat. Ugh.

On our first date, we made out. It was so passionate! And she kept a tight grip on my dick. “Are you sure you want to do this?” I asked her. She didn’t speak but gently nodded with tight lips.

When I started with oral, I heard a faint, bizarre noise that sounded muffled coming from her labia area, where my chin was pressed against. It sounded like someone saying, “Helloooo?”

I pondered this pickle. I abandoned her clit and grabbed her labia folds and stretched them apart. What I saw inside was like a teratoma blended with her uterus.

View attachment 4795601

Unlike Bubba above, it had blue eyes, slick black hair, pink lips, and a crimson tongue. It spoke to me! “Don’t even think about it, buddy.”

Quickly, I took off my briefs with one hand while saying, "This is magnificent!" And with my other thumb and index finger, I held open her pussy folds. I wanted her to watch.

“Hold up there, Champ,” she reacted to me, stroking my penis, getting him ready for the match. “The fuck, dude?” she exclaimed after I spat on her. “Stop him, Kelly!” she urged for her sister’s assistance. But she couldn’t hear her over her moans and fast heartbeats.

I got up in there and pounded that abomination for several minutes until I came inside her. Scratch that, inside both of them. I went back down to investigate the crime scene.

Kelly’s vagina was gaped, unlike before. It was awe-inspiring yet also disheartening as I examined it further. The Siamese twin looked like Rocky Balboa after the first fight with Apollo Creed. One eye was pushed back further than the other, which was bloodshot and as puffy as the lips. The nose was hidden under the swollen uterus. When she tried talking, she couldn’t get a word out because her tongue was lodged in the back of her sister’s uterus. But damn did she drool. It was disgusting, ngl.

Tales

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Tales from the Slums of Mumbai, this must have been typed in Mumbai on a 2010 laptop.

Indians make you hard as fuck, huh? Is that why you always talk about them? You picture yourself as that woman running from them, huh?

 

[Arminus]

Indians make you hard as fuck, huh? Is that why you always talk about them? You picture yourself as that woman running from them, huh?

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Women run from Indians

 

[confirmgy]

She had an odd birth defect. She told me that her twin sister grew inside her during her mom's pregnancy. Because of that, she endured three years of agonizing surgeries, which no child should ever experience. Her mom stayed by her side during the entire ordeal. Ugh, bless her heart. The doctors removed the extra limbs and organs from the undeveloped conjoined twin.

In the end, part of her sister survived… somewhat. Ugh.

On our first date, we made out. It was so passionate! And she kept a tight grip on my dick. “Are you sure you want to do this?” I asked her. She didn’t speak but gently nodded with tight lips.

When I started with oral, I heard a faint, bizarre noise that sounded muffled coming from her labia area, where my chin was pressed against. It sounded like someone saying, “Helloooo?”

I pondered this pickle. I abandoned her clit and grabbed her labia folds and stretched them apart. What I saw inside was like a teratoma blended with her uterus.

View attachment 4795601

Unlike Bubba above, it had blue eyes, slick black hair, pink lips, and a crimson tongue. It spoke to me! “Don’t even think about it, buddy.”

Quickly, I took off my briefs with one hand while saying, "This is magnificent!" And with my other thumb and index finger, I held open her pussy folds. I wanted her to watch.

“Hold up there, Champ,” she reacted to me, stroking my penis, getting him ready for the match. “The fuck, dude?” she exclaimed after I spat on her. “Stop him, Kelly!” she urged for her sister’s assistance. But she couldn’t hear her over her moans and fast heartbeats.

I got up in there and pounded that abomination for several minutes until I came inside her. Scratch that, inside both of them. I went back down to investigate the crime scene.

Kelly’s vagina was gaped, unlike before. It was awe-inspiring yet also disheartening as I examined it further. The Siamese twin looked like Rocky Balboa after the first fight with Apollo Creed. One eye was pushed back further than the other, which was bloodshot and as puffy as the lips. The nose was hidden under the swollen uterus. When she tried talking, she couldn’t get a word out because her tongue was lodged in the back of her sister’s uterus. But damn did she drool. It was disgusting, ngl.

this is the funniest thing ive ever read, and this pic was so perfect

 

[goodgenetic01]

She had an odd birth defect. She told me that her twin sister grew inside her during her mom's pregnancy. Because of that, she endured three years of agonizing surgeries, which no child should ever experience. Her mom stayed by her side during the entire ordeal. Ugh, bless her heart. The doctors removed the extra limbs and organs from the undeveloped conjoined twin.

In the end, part of her sister survived… somewhat. Ugh.

On our first date, we made out. It was so passionate! And she kept a tight grip on my dick. “Are you sure you want to do this?” I asked her. She didn’t speak but gently nodded with tight lips.

When I started with oral, I heard a faint, bizarre noise that sounded muffled coming from her labia area, where my chin was pressed against. It sounded like someone saying, “Helloooo?”

I pondered this pickle. I abandoned her clit and grabbed her labia folds and stretched them apart. What I saw inside was like a teratoma blended with her uterus.

View attachment 4795601

Unlike Bubba above, it had blue eyes, slick black hair, pink lips, and a crimson tongue. It spoke to me! “Don’t even think about it, buddy.”

Quickly, I took off my briefs with one hand while saying, "This is magnificent!" And with my other thumb and index finger, I held open her pussy folds. I wanted her to watch.

“Hold up there, Champ,” she reacted to me, stroking my penis, getting him ready for the match. “The fuck, dude?” she exclaimed after I spat on her. “Stop him, Kelly!” she urged for her sister’s assistance. But she couldn’t hear her over her moans and fast heartbeats.

I got up in there and pounded that abomination for several minutes until I came inside her. Scratch that, inside both of them. I went back down to investigate the crime scene.

Kelly’s vagina was gaped, unlike before. It was awe-inspiring yet also disheartening as I examined it further. The Siamese twin looked like Rocky Balboa after the first fight with Apollo Creed. One eye was pushed back further than the other, which was bloodshot and as puffy as the lips. The nose was hidden under the swollen uterus. When she tried talking, she couldn’t get a word out because her tongue was lodged in the back of her sister’s uterus. But damn did she drool. It was disgusting, ngl.

 

[desperatesub5]

She had an odd birth defect. She told me that her twin sister grew inside her during her mom's pregnancy. Because of that, she endured three years of agonizing surgeries, which no child should ever experience. Her mom stayed by her side during the entire ordeal. Ugh, bless her heart. The doctors removed the extra limbs and organs from the undeveloped conjoined twin.

In the end, part of her sister survived… somewhat. Ugh.

On our first date, we made out. It was so passionate! And she kept a tight grip on my dick. “Are you sure you want to do this?” I asked her. She didn’t speak but gently nodded with tight lips.

When I started with oral, I heard a faint, bizarre noise that sounded muffled coming from her labia area, where my chin was pressed against. It sounded like someone saying, “Helloooo?”

I pondered this pickle. I abandoned her clit and grabbed her labia folds and stretched them apart. What I saw inside was like a teratoma blended with her uterus.

View attachment 4795601

Unlike Bubba above, it had blue eyes, slick black hair, pink lips, and a crimson tongue. It spoke to me! “Don’t even think about it, buddy.”

Quickly, I took off my briefs with one hand while saying, "This is magnificent!" And with my other thumb and index finger, I held open her pussy folds. I wanted her to watch.

“Hold up there, Champ,” she reacted to me, stroking my penis, getting him ready for the match. “The fuck, dude?” she exclaimed after I spat on her. “Stop him, Kelly!” she urged for her sister’s assistance. But she couldn’t hear her over her moans and fast heartbeats.

I got up in there and pounded that abomination for several minutes until I came inside her. Scratch that, inside both of them. I went back down to investigate the crime scene.

Kelly’s vagina was gaped, unlike before. It was awe-inspiring yet also disheartening as I examined it further. The Siamese twin looked like Rocky Balboa after the first fight with Apollo Creed. One eye was pushed back further than the other, which was bloodshot and as puffy as the lips. The nose was hidden under the swollen uterus. When she tried talking, she couldn’t get a word out because her tongue was lodged in the back of her sister’s uterus. But damn did she drool. It was disgusting, ngl.

Dnr, tales

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Women run from Indians

Everyone does, including decency, common sense (they wonder why the wild elephants keep killing them as they share their villages with them), and intelligence

this is the funniest thing ive ever read, and this pic was so perfectView attachment 4795644

Dnr, tales

@goodgenetic01

This sort of imagination can only derive from a Western mentality. But I get it. Nature has naturally robbed you, folks, of everything, including imagination. Smh.

STOP LIVING WITH WILD ELEPHANTS, AND THEY WILL STOP KILLING YOU ALL!

 

[PSLbbc]

True story