the time i have to eat food at party

[Deleted member 6382]

i have jaw problem when im chewing and teeth are fully closed my jaw looks like complete shit and deformed so i never eat around people.
anyway one time at party these dogs were begging me to eat and it was pissing me off i just grab some random bread shit and try to eat it without closing my mouth i looked so god damn autistic and i had massive cortisol spike hoping nobody would notice. i wanted to just get up and walk out which i did eventually. but bad part is this girl that i liked followed me god damnit i had to turn my back to her while i ate and just chewing fast and swallowed hoping she dont notice. i dont think she did cuz we talked normally and she wasnt disgusting at my jaw when closed so it was phew

 

[Deleted member 1813]

I hope this is a copypasta man, this is stage 7 mental gymnastics

 

[Deleted member 6382]

I hope this is a copypasta man, this is stage 7 mental gymnastics

this story is from a couple months ago

 

[Deleted member 9819]

true i'm so afraid of my sfs (when i talk my top teeth don't show) so i started talking with the traductor like stephen hawkings

 

[Deleted member 4301]

these dogs were begging me to eat

Why?