The time I thought I wouldn't get my job because I couldn't piss during the drug test

[User28823]

when i went to my drug test for my big boy job i literally couldnt piss

i was CHUGGING water down like a nigger chugging watermelon juice and STILL nothing was coming out

and u know what made it worse?

every time i tried to piss, my IBD stimulated my rectum so right as im about to piss i get sharp pains in my rectum from my ulcerated bleeding colon which then makes me retract any piss about to come out

AND THATS WHILE IM STANDING UP because they dont allow u to sit / shit so im trying not to shit myself everytime i go for a piss

luckily eventually i got some piss out and passed

@Jason Voorhees @asdvek @shieldzz

 

[shieldzz]

ibs not IBD you fucker, its called IBS

 

[User28823]

ibs not IBD you fucker, its called IBS

ngmi

 

[shieldzz]

ngmi

what

 

[User28823]

what

 

[obsidian]

brutal irritable bowel pill

 

[Nectar]

That’s a bold rule there.