THE TIME I WAS JERKING OFF IN THE BATHROOM AND THEN THE TOILET SEAT TURNED INTO A FOID [NOT LARP]

[primal_shitmuncher]

@coastal @catboy09 @strongmtn

 

[lacedwgenius2.0]

took time out my day to read this shit mirin the effort tho

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

took time out my day to read this shit mirin the effort tho

You actually read it

Thoughts?

 

[lacedwgenius2.0]

You actually read it

Thoughts?

i’d rather get waterboarded and roasted over an open fire than read this shit again

 

[Centurion Hunter]

There I was, tired, at school all day.

View attachment 5264005

(pic of me for those wondering. a random stacy took it, she said she needed goon material).

I was sitting alone in the corner most of the school day, drawing Richard Ramirez and other sinister dark triad men. I was kinda moving like Light Yagami, if you know who that is. You likely don't, but he's an epic justice triad guy. Just like me.

All the foids are staring at me, unable to focus on the lesson. I hate it when this happens. I wis they could see through my vey, very, very, very, very good looks and could see my dark triad personality.

But realistically, they'd get scared out of their minds. I don't think they could handle me, and my....dark, dark past...but that's a story for another day.

While I'm lost in thought, thinking about how I could crush these puny humans beneath my hands, and donate their blood to our lord and savior Richard Ramirez -

the bell rings.

View attachment 5264031

Uh oh.

INSTANTLY, I'm snapped out of my day dreams.

Not only due to the sound of the bell - but the sound of EACH of the foids standing up, their shitty school chairs scraping and falling against the floor.

They're each looking at me, entranced and drooling, and I can see their wetness leaking through their skirts.

Uh oh.

I instantly rush to the windows of the school, right as they all start chasing after me. Some subhuman little kids get trampled in the stampede as the foids SPRINT towards me, each of them undressing themselves in the process. The foid teacher, a very attractive young woman, is amongst them, so she can't stop them.

This is my life, what I have to go through at every last bell of the day.

So I'm used to ducking down and squeezing my elbows in, as I squeeze my tall and broad frame (2 meters tall with a 30 inch bidelt) through the tiny school window.

I hang off of the sill on the third floor, flinging myself with my very muscular arm onto the pipe that leads up to the ceiling. Using my strength, I leap from the pipe to a different windowsill. I move my arm 2 meters away from this windowsill, and punch into the brick.

It comes away like butter underneath my thick wristed and vascular hands. I crawl into the boys bathroom - perfect, just what I was aiming for.

I hear the foids' footsteps approaching the bathroom door. I quickly run into a stall and close the door.

I drop my pants, and take a seat onto the toilet.

I pull out my phone.

It's gooning time.

These foids, they don't understand the appeal of 2D women. The anime girl is prefect. She has no hip dips, no saggy tits, no cellulite, she doesn't whine about how my dick is too big or too veiny, no. I can just jerk off and she accepts me for the extraordinarily handsome person I am.

View attachment 5264271

Anyway, I start jerking off. Slow strokes to begin with, slowly speeding up. It's good, I'm used to this pace, this video, the environment - it's all perfect.

But something weird starts to happen. Something very weird. The toilet underneath my ass starts...heating up? And the seating becomes way more uncomfortable.

Then I feel TEETH sink into my very muscular right ass cheek, and a feminine moan from underneath me. I realize what's holding me up now are a pair of strong, feminine hands rather than the toilet seat.

My phone falls out of my hands, and so does my dick, as I instantly stand up and whirl around, to see-

A FOID

View attachment 5264324
(kinda like this but IRL)

right where my toilet was, is now a foid. She's got massive, perky tits with hard, pink nipples. She's got full lips, a slim nose, an ideal JFA, and very ideal facial harmony and features. She has her tongue out - she was about to eat my asshole right before I got up.

She whimpers cutely, before standing up - she's tall, around 6'0, and has some muscle on her. She's not a dude, but she looks like a swimmer. She whines

'N-no, your ass cheek tasted so good, master, I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself...'

And since I'm a 'moralfag', I ask...'how old are you?'

'500'

And before I know it, I'm pinning her to the wall, my hands reaching to undo her pants - but she has none. Consdering the fact that the toilet is no longer in this stall, there's a lot of space.

She's already wet, she's a fucking water fountain down there. Her pussy pulls my dick into it like a magnet - and I almost shout, because of how almost painfully tight it is.

She instantly assumes an expression of concern, pushing me onto the ground 'NO! Baby, are you ok?', she says now on top of me. I feel her walls clench around my dick, and it feels like she's already trying to milk me dry.

"Y-yes, I'm fin-"

Before I can finish, her tongue is in my mouth. Her hips raise up high enough so that her pussy is barely on my tip, before slamming back down onto me.

I don't care that I'm a bottom - this is the best sex I've ever had, compared to the hundreds of foids I've fucked.

She keeps on pounding into me relentlessly, her tongue spreading her spit around mine, not stopping.

God, it's so good.

Eventually, she squirts all over my cock - but all she has to say is 'Master! Let me use my squirt as lube! I don't wanna stop! I'm begging you!'. Her pupils have turned into little pink hearts now, contrasting perfectly with her A10 irises.

I have no say - she's fucking me so good that I'm too blissful to speak. I just mumble, and she goes 'yes, Master! Thank you thank you thank you!".

And with her feminine, High E voice thanking me so lustfully - I bust, my potent speed BURSTING into her, filling up her womb. She screams with pleasure, hugging me close to her body as her pussy clenches around me.

"Master, I'm going to milk every drop you give me! Thank you Master! Your potent seed will give me quintuplets!"

I can't speak. All I can do is bite into her shoulder as I cum, my nails raking into her back.

View attachment 5264219

I'm too used to these foids making me be dominant in bed. These lazy hive-minded bitches have only ever wanted to be sat there and used by handsome men like me.

But this foid, with her virgin pussy, her fertile yet athletic build, looked past that and dominated me regardless. She didn't want me to take charge, she was so kind, so gentle, and so needy at the same time.

My thought is interrupted by her sobbing into my chest.

"F-for so long, i've been trapped as this disgusting creature! I was trapped, until i could be impregnated by my one true love..."

I look at her, my eyes widening.

'A-and, I've been watching you, everytime you come here, Master, and you don't know how long i've waited to fuck you...And when I heard you moan 'I love you' as you played with yourself, even though you were talking to your phone - it was enough to break the curse for a bit, for me to try to have a baby with you-"

Before she can say anymore, I kiss her again.

"T-this is wonderful...we can be together forever."

Tears well up even more in her eyes. I gently kiss them as they fall from her eyes.

"YES, MASTER, YES-"

before she can finish, her leg turns into a pipe.

"NO--NO! I'M TURNING BACK INTO THAT HORRID THING!'

I scream, trying to pull her closer to me, as if her foot is hidden in the pipe. Just out of view.

"NNO, NO NO NO! DON'T LEAVE ME! YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME! WHY? I IMPREGNATED Y-"

We both look at each other in realization.

"I-IT MUST BE THAT IT DIDN'T WORK!"

I look down - and all my cum, that was once in her pussy, is on the floor. There was so much load inside of her, that it all dripped out. And the curse knew she wasn't pregnant let, so it couldn't let her live until she was.

"NO NO NO NO!"

I look at her, now half of her body turned into the disgusting thing.

But she's smiling.

"M-master, you're still the love of my life. You're what I've been waiting for, for 480 years. I can still try, but there's a cooldown for 12 hours."

"Come again soon, Master. Next time, I'll keeep all the cum inside of me. A-and I'll be pregnant, and the curse will be broken, and we can raise our kids on a farm...far away from everyone here, my Master."

My voice breaks as my tears fall onto her face. I wipe them away with my fingers, wanting my last memory of her beautiful face to be now, before I see her again.

"I-i can't wait that long, I-I, I need you, I need the way you look at me, the way you ride me, the way you hold me so carefully yet fuck me so rough...don't leave me, please!"

She leans up, and is about to kiss me - but before her lips meet mine. I'm met with a toilet bowl, once again.

I scream with rage, slamming my fist into the floor next to the latrine - I can't touch that bowl. Not after I know who she is.

I whisper "I'll be back".

As I exist the stall, I pull out my backpack. I pull out a sheet of paper, and in my best writing, I write 'OUT OF ORDER'.

I tape it onto the bathroom stall's door. It should be enough to keep everyone away from my wife.

Until I return, at 3AM this night, to finally impregnate her and run away with the love of my life.​

Someone do the AI check

 

[nathan V]

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

Someone do the AI check

i wrote it all

with these own two hands

you can tell because it's hard to understad tf im saying at times (i didn't proofread it)

 

[Centurion Hunter]

i wrote it all

with these own two hands

you can tell because it's hard to understad tf im saying at times (i didn't proofread it)

I know
Congrats

 

[Starborn]

There I was, tired, at school all day.

View attachment 5264005

(pic of me for those wondering. a random stacy took it, she said she needed goon material).

I was sitting alone in the corner most of the school day, drawing Richard Ramirez and other sinister dark triad men. I was kinda moving like Light Yagami, if you know who that is. You likely don't, but he's an epic justice triad guy. Just like me.

All the foids are staring at me, unable to focus on the lesson. I hate it when this happens. I wis they could see through my vey, very, very, very, very good looks and could see my dark triad personality.

But realistically, they'd get scared out of their minds. I don't think they could handle me, and my....dark, dark past...but that's a story for another day.

While I'm lost in thought, thinking about how I could crush these puny humans beneath my hands, and donate their blood to our lord and savior Richard Ramirez -

the bell rings.

View attachment 5264031

Uh oh.

INSTANTLY, I'm snapped out of my day dreams.

Not only due to the sound of the bell - but the sound of EACH of the foids standing up, their shitty school chairs scraping and falling against the floor.

They're each looking at me, entranced and drooling, and I can see their wetness leaking through their skirts.

Uh oh.

I instantly rush to the windows of the school, right as they all start chasing after me. Some subhuman little kids get trampled in the stampede as the foids SPRINT towards me, each of them undressing themselves in the process. The foid teacher, a very attractive young woman, is amongst them, so she can't stop them.

This is my life, what I have to go through at every last bell of the day.

So I'm used to ducking down and squeezing my elbows in, as I squeeze my tall and broad frame (2 meters tall with a 30 inch bidelt) through the tiny school window.

I hang off of the sill on the third floor, flinging myself with my very muscular arm onto the pipe that leads up to the ceiling. Using my strength, I leap from the pipe to a different windowsill. I move my arm 2 meters away from this windowsill, and punch into the brick.

It comes away like butter underneath my thick wristed and vascular hands. I crawl into the boys bathroom - perfect, just what I was aiming for.

I hear the foids' footsteps approaching the bathroom door. I quickly run into a stall and close the door.

I drop my pants, and take a seat onto the toilet.

I pull out my phone.

It's gooning time.

These foids, they don't understand the appeal of 2D women. The anime girl is prefect. She has no hip dips, no saggy tits, no cellulite, she doesn't whine about how my dick is too big or too veiny, no. I can just jerk off and she accepts me for the extraordinarily handsome person I am.

View attachment 5264271

Anyway, I start jerking off. Slow strokes to begin with, slowly speeding up. It's good, I'm used to this pace, this video, the environment - it's all perfect.

But something weird starts to happen. Something very weird. The toilet underneath my ass starts...heating up? And the seating becomes way more uncomfortable.

Then I feel TEETH sink into my very muscular right ass cheek, and a feminine moan from underneath me. I realize what's holding me up now are a pair of strong, feminine hands rather than the toilet seat.

My phone falls out of my hands, and so does my dick, as I instantly stand up and whirl around, to see-

A FOID

View attachment 5264324
(kinda like this but IRL)

right where my toilet was, is now a foid. She's got massive, perky tits with hard, pink nipples. She's got full lips, a slim nose, an ideal JFA, and very ideal facial harmony and features. She has her tongue out - she was about to eat my asshole right before I got up.

She whimpers cutely, before standing up - she's tall, around 6'0, and has some muscle on her. She's not a dude, but she looks like a swimmer. She whines

'N-no, your ass cheek tasted so good, master, I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself...'

And since I'm a 'moralfag', I ask...'how old are you?'

'500'

And before I know it, I'm pinning her to the wall, my hands reaching to undo her pants - but she has none. Consdering the fact that the toilet is no longer in this stall, there's a lot of space.

She's already wet, she's a fucking water fountain down there. Her pussy pulls my dick into it like a magnet - and I almost shout, because of how almost painfully tight it is.

She instantly assumes an expression of concern, pushing me onto the ground 'NO! Baby, are you ok?', she says now on top of me. I feel her walls clench around my dick, and it feels like she's already trying to milk me dry.

"Y-yes, I'm fin-"

Before I can finish, her tongue is in my mouth. Her hips raise up high enough so that her pussy is barely on my tip, before slamming back down onto me.

I don't care that I'm a bottom - this is the best sex I've ever had, compared to the hundreds of foids I've fucked.

She keeps on pounding into me relentlessly, her tongue spreading her spit around mine, not stopping.

God, it's so good.

Eventually, she squirts all over my cock - but all she has to say is 'Master! Let me use my squirt as lube! I don't wanna stop! I'm begging you!'. Her pupils have turned into little pink hearts now, contrasting perfectly with her A10 irises.

I have no say - she's fucking me so good that I'm too blissful to speak. I just mumble, and she goes 'yes, Master! Thank you thank you thank you!".

And with her feminine, High E voice thanking me so lustfully - I bust, my potent speed BURSTING into her, filling up her womb. She screams with pleasure, hugging me close to her body as her pussy clenches around me.

"Master, I'm going to milk every drop you give me! Thank you Master! Your potent seed will give me quintuplets!"

I can't speak. All I can do is bite into her shoulder as I cum, my nails raking into her back.

View attachment 5264219

I'm too used to these foids making me be dominant in bed. These lazy hive-minded bitches have only ever wanted to be sat there and used by handsome men like me.

But this foid, with her virgin pussy, her fertile yet athletic build, looked past that and dominated me regardless. She didn't want me to take charge, she was so kind, so gentle, and so needy at the same time.

My thought is interrupted by her sobbing into my chest.

"F-for so long, i've been trapped as this disgusting creature! I was trapped, until i could be impregnated by my one true love..."

I look at her, my eyes widening.

'A-and, I've been watching you, everytime you come here, Master, and you don't know how long i've waited to fuck you...And when I heard you moan 'I love you' as you played with yourself, even though you were talking to your phone - it was enough to break the curse for a bit, for me to try to have a baby with you-"

Before she can say anymore, I kiss her again.

"T-this is wonderful...we can be together forever."

Tears well up even more in her eyes. I gently kiss them as they fall from her eyes.

"YES, MASTER, YES-"

before she can finish, her leg turns into a pipe.

"NO--NO! I'M TURNING BACK INTO THAT HORRID THING!'

I scream, trying to pull her closer to me, as if her foot is hidden in the pipe. Just out of view.

"NNO, NO NO NO! DON'T LEAVE ME! YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME! WHY? I IMPREGNATED Y-"

We both look at each other in realization.

"I-IT MUST BE THAT IT DIDN'T WORK!"

I look down - and all my cum, that was once in her pussy, is on the floor. There was so much load inside of her, that it all dripped out. And the curse knew she wasn't pregnant let, so it couldn't let her live until she was.

"NO NO NO NO!"

I look at her, now half of her body turned into the disgusting thing.

But she's smiling.

"M-master, you're still the love of my life. You're what I've been waiting for, for 480 years. I can still try, but there's a cooldown for 12 hours."

"Come again soon, Master. Next time, I'll keeep all the cum inside of me. A-and I'll be pregnant, and the curse will be broken, and we can raise our kids on a farm...far away from everyone here, my Master."

My voice breaks as my tears fall onto her face. I wipe them away with my fingers, wanting my last memory of her beautiful face to be now, before I see her again.

"I-i can't wait that long, I-I, I need you, I need the way you look at me, the way you ride me, the way you hold me so carefully yet fuck me so rough...don't leave me, please!"

She leans up, and is about to kiss me - but before her lips meet mine. I'm met with a toilet bowl, once again.

I scream with rage, slamming my fist into the floor next to the latrine - I can't touch that bowl. Not after I know who she is.

I whisper "I'll be back".

As I exist the stall, I pull out my backpack. I pull out a sheet of paper, and in my best writing, I write 'OUT OF ORDER'.

I tape it onto the bathroom stall's door. It should be enough to keep everyone away from my wife.

Until I return, at 3AM this night, to finally impregnate her and run away with the love of my life.​

Amazing story

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

Amazing story

what color were her irises?

 

[Starborn]

what color were her irises?

Green

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

Green

wrap it up bub

 

[milkshake_addict]

isnt larp because @primal_shitmuncher is high T like that

 

[Starborn]

wrap it up bub

FUCK

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

FUCK

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

isnt larp because @primal_shitmuncher is high T like that

i keep on forgetting to add you to my tag circle jerk im sorry

 

[Quetila]

I was sitting alone in the corner most of the school day, drawing Richard Ramirez and other sinister dark triad men.​

 

[milkshake_addict]

i keep on forgetting to add you to my tag circle jerk im sorry

its ok dude first .org tale i see nerves are high yk?

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

its ok dude first .org tale i see nerves are high yk?

That's no excuse for me to leave my friend out from the circle jerk.

@milkshake_addict GTFIH

 

[milkshake_addict]

That's no excuse for me to leave my friend out from the circle jerk.

@milkshake_addict GTFIH

thanks bhai i can now bump your thread

 

[milkshake_addict]

bump thread now this is 100% real and not a LARP (its even in the title)

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

bump thread now this is 100% real and not a LARP (its even in the title)
View attachment 5264845

thanks bhai i can now bump your thread
View attachment 5264831

i-i think we have to let the thread die...

it's over, buddy boyo

 

[james_2006]

Dnr

 

[commander.is.ur.co]

There I was, tired, at school all day.

View attachment 5264005

(pic of me for those wondering. a random stacy took it, she said she needed goon material).

I was sitting alone in the corner most of the school day, drawing Richard Ramirez and other sinister dark triad men. I was kinda moving like Light Yagami, if you know who that is. You likely don't, but he's an epic justice triad guy. Just like me.

All the foids are staring at me, unable to focus on the lesson. I hate it when this happens. I wis they could see through my vey, very, very, very, very good looks and could see my dark triad personality.

But realistically, they'd get scared out of their minds. I don't think they could handle me, and my....dark, dark past...but that's a story for another day.

While I'm lost in thought, thinking about how I could crush these puny humans beneath my hands, and donate their blood to our lord and savior Richard Ramirez -

the bell rings.

View attachment 5264031

Uh oh.

INSTANTLY, I'm snapped out of my day dreams.

Not only due to the sound of the bell - but the sound of EACH of the foids standing up, their shitty school chairs scraping and falling against the floor.

They're each looking at me, entranced and drooling, and I can see their wetness leaking through their skirts.

Uh oh.

I instantly rush to the windows of the school, right as they all start chasing after me. Some subhuman little kids get trampled in the stampede as the foids SPRINT towards me, each of them undressing themselves in the process. The foid teacher, a very attractive young woman, is amongst them, so she can't stop them.

This is my life, what I have to go through at every last bell of the day.

So I'm used to ducking down and squeezing my elbows in, as I squeeze my tall and broad frame (2 meters tall with a 30 inch bidelt) through the tiny school window.

I hang off of the sill on the third floor, flinging myself with my very muscular arm onto the pipe that leads up to the ceiling. Using my strength, I leap from the pipe to a different windowsill. I move my arm 2 meters away from this windowsill, and punch into the brick.

It comes away like butter underneath my thick wristed and vascular hands. I crawl into the boys bathroom - perfect, just what I was aiming for.

I hear the foids' footsteps approaching the bathroom door. I quickly run into a stall and close the door.

I drop my pants, and take a seat onto the toilet.

I pull out my phone.

It's gooning time.

These foids, they don't understand the appeal of 2D women. The anime girl is prefect. She has no hip dips, no saggy tits, no cellulite, she doesn't whine about how my dick is too big or too veiny, no. I can just jerk off and she accepts me for the extraordinarily handsome person I am.

View attachment 5264271

Anyway, I start jerking off. Slow strokes to begin with, slowly speeding up. It's good, I'm used to this pace, this video, the environment - it's all perfect.

But something weird starts to happen. Something very weird. The toilet underneath my ass starts...heating up? And the seating becomes way more uncomfortable.

Then I feel TEETH sink into my very muscular right ass cheek, and a feminine moan from underneath me. I realize what's holding me up now are a pair of strong, feminine hands rather than the toilet seat.

My phone falls out of my hands, and so does my dick, as I instantly stand up and whirl around, to see-

A FOID

View attachment 5264324
(kinda like this but IRL)

right where my toilet was, is now a foid. She's got massive, perky tits with hard, pink nipples. She's got full lips, a slim nose, an ideal JFA, and very ideal facial harmony and features. She has her tongue out - she was about to eat my asshole right before I got up.

She whimpers cutely, before standing up - she's tall, around 6'0, and has some muscle on her. She's not a dude, but she looks like a swimmer. She whines

'N-no, your ass cheek tasted so good, master, I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself...'

And since I'm a 'moralfag', I ask...'how old are you?'

'500'

And before I know it, I'm pinning her to the wall, my hands reaching to undo her pants - but she has none. Consdering the fact that the toilet is no longer in this stall, there's a lot of space.

She's already wet, she's a fucking water fountain down there. Her pussy pulls my dick into it like a magnet - and I almost shout, because of how almost painfully tight it is.

She instantly assumes an expression of concern, pushing me onto the ground 'NO! Baby, are you ok?', she says now on top of me. I feel her walls clench around my dick, and it feels like she's already trying to milk me dry.

"Y-yes, I'm fin-"

Before I can finish, her tongue is in my mouth. Her hips raise up high enough so that her pussy is barely on my tip, before slamming back down onto me.

I don't care that I'm a bottom - this is the best sex I've ever had, compared to the hundreds of foids I've fucked.

She keeps on pounding into me relentlessly, her tongue spreading her spit around mine, not stopping.

God, it's so good.

Eventually, she squirts all over my cock - but all she has to say is 'Master! Let me use my squirt as lube! I don't wanna stop! I'm begging you!'. Her pupils have turned into little pink hearts now, contrasting perfectly with her A10 irises.

I have no say - she's fucking me so good that I'm too blissful to speak. I just mumble, and she goes 'yes, Master! Thank you thank you thank you!".

And with her feminine, High E voice thanking me so lustfully - I bust, my potent speed BURSTING into her, filling up her womb. She screams with pleasure, hugging me close to her body as her pussy clenches around me.

"Master, I'm going to milk every drop you give me! Thank you Master! Your potent seed will give me quintuplets!"

I can't speak. All I can do is bite into her shoulder as I cum, my nails raking into her back.

View attachment 5264219

I'm too used to these foids making me be dominant in bed. These lazy hive-minded bitches have only ever wanted to be sat there and used by handsome men like me.

But this foid, with her virgin pussy, her fertile yet athletic build, looked past that and dominated me regardless. She didn't want me to take charge, she was so kind, so gentle, and so needy at the same time.

My thought is interrupted by her sobbing into my chest.

"F-for so long, i've been trapped as this disgusting creature! I was trapped, until i could be impregnated by my one true love..."

I look at her, my eyes widening.

'A-and, I've been watching you, everytime you come here, Master, and you don't know how long i've waited to fuck you...And when I heard you moan 'I love you' as you played with yourself, even though you were talking to your phone - it was enough to break the curse for a bit, for me to try to have a baby with you-"

Before she can say anymore, I kiss her again.

"T-this is wonderful...we can be together forever."

Tears well up even more in her eyes. I gently kiss them as they fall from her eyes.

"YES, MASTER, YES-"

before she can finish, her leg turns into a pipe.

"NO--NO! I'M TURNING BACK INTO THAT HORRID THING!'

I scream, trying to pull her closer to me, as if her foot is hidden in the pipe. Just out of view.

"NNO, NO NO NO! DON'T LEAVE ME! YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME! WHY? I IMPREGNATED Y-"

We both look at each other in realization.

"I-IT MUST BE THAT IT DIDN'T WORK!"

I look down - and all my cum, that was once in her pussy, is on the floor. There was so much load inside of her, that it all dripped out. And the curse knew she wasn't pregnant let, so it couldn't let her live until she was.

"NO NO NO NO!"

I look at her, now half of her body turned into the disgusting thing.

But she's smiling.

"M-master, you're still the love of my life. You're what I've been waiting for, for 480 years. I can still try, but there's a cooldown for 12 hours."

"Come again soon, Master. Next time, I'll keeep all the cum inside of me. A-and I'll be pregnant, and the curse will be broken, and we can raise our kids on a farm...far away from everyone here, my Master."

My voice breaks as my tears fall onto her face. I wipe them away with my fingers, wanting my last memory of her beautiful face to be now, before I see her again.

"I-i can't wait that long, I-I, I need you, I need the way you look at me, the way you ride me, the way you hold me so carefully yet fuck me so rough...don't leave me, please!"

She leans up, and is about to kiss me - but before her lips meet mine. I'm met with a toilet bowl, once again.

I scream with rage, slamming my fist into the floor next to the latrine - I can't touch that bowl. Not after I know who she is.

I whisper "I'll be back".

As I exist the stall, I pull out my backpack. I pull out a sheet of paper, and in my best writing, I write 'OUT OF ORDER'.

I tape it onto the bathroom stall's door. It should be enough to keep everyone away from my wife.

Until I return, at 3AM this night, to finally impregnate her and run away with the love of my life.​

Book marking this tale so I can read it as a bed time story to my future son

 

[commander.is.ur.co]

There I was, tired, at school all day.

View attachment 5264005

(pic of me for those wondering. a random stacy took it, she said she needed goon material).

I was sitting alone in the corner most of the school day, drawing Richard Ramirez and other sinister dark triad men. I was kinda moving like Light Yagami, if you know who that is. You likely don't, but he's an epic justice triad guy. Just like me.

All the foids are staring at me, unable to focus on the lesson. I hate it when this happens. I wis they could see through my vey, very, very, very, very good looks and could see my dark triad personality.

But realistically, they'd get scared out of their minds. I don't think they could handle me, and my....dark, dark past...but that's a story for another day.

While I'm lost in thought, thinking about how I could crush these puny humans beneath my hands, and donate their blood to our lord and savior Richard Ramirez -

the bell rings.

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Uh oh.

INSTANTLY, I'm snapped out of my day dreams.

Not only due to the sound of the bell - but the sound of EACH of the foids standing up, their shitty school chairs scraping and falling against the floor.

They're each looking at me, entranced and drooling, and I can see their wetness leaking through their skirts.

Uh oh.

I instantly rush to the windows of the school, right as they all start chasing after me. Some subhuman little kids get trampled in the stampede as the foids SPRINT towards me, each of them undressing themselves in the process. The foid teacher, a very attractive young woman, is amongst them, so she can't stop them.

This is my life, what I have to go through at every last bell of the day.

So I'm used to ducking down and squeezing my elbows in, as I squeeze my tall and broad frame (2 meters tall with a 30 inch bidelt) through the tiny school window.

I hang off of the sill on the third floor, flinging myself with my very muscular arm onto the pipe that leads up to the ceiling. Using my strength, I leap from the pipe to a different windowsill. I move my arm 2 meters away from this windowsill, and punch into the brick.

It comes away like butter underneath my thick wristed and vascular hands. I crawl into the boys bathroom - perfect, just what I was aiming for.

I hear the foids' footsteps approaching the bathroom door. I quickly run into a stall and close the door.

I drop my pants, and take a seat onto the toilet.

I pull out my phone.

It's gooning time.

These foids, they don't understand the appeal of 2D women. The anime girl is prefect. She has no hip dips, no saggy tits, no cellulite, she doesn't whine about how my dick is too big or too veiny, no. I can just jerk off and she accepts me for the extraordinarily handsome person I am.

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Anyway, I start jerking off. Slow strokes to begin with, slowly speeding up. It's good, I'm used to this pace, this video, the environment - it's all perfect.

But something weird starts to happen. Something very weird. The toilet underneath my ass starts...heating up? And the seating becomes way more uncomfortable.

Then I feel TEETH sink into my very muscular right ass cheek, and a feminine moan from underneath me. I realize what's holding me up now are a pair of strong, feminine hands rather than the toilet seat.

My phone falls out of my hands, and so does my dick, as I instantly stand up and whirl around, to see-

A FOID

View attachment 5264324
(kinda like this but IRL)

right where my toilet was, is now a foid. She's got massive, perky tits with hard, pink nipples. She's got full lips, a slim nose, an ideal JFA, and very ideal facial harmony and features. She has her tongue out - she was about to eat my asshole right before I got up.

She whimpers cutely, before standing up - she's tall, around 6'0, and has some muscle on her. She's not a dude, but she looks like a swimmer. She whines

'N-no, your ass cheek tasted so good, master, I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself...'

And since I'm a 'moralfag', I ask...'how old are you?'

'500'

And before I know it, I'm pinning her to the wall, my hands reaching to undo her pants - but she has none. Consdering the fact that the toilet is no longer in this stall, there's a lot of space.

She's already wet, she's a fucking water fountain down there. Her pussy pulls my dick into it like a magnet - and I almost shout, because of how almost painfully tight it is.

She instantly assumes an expression of concern, pushing me onto the ground 'NO! Baby, are you ok?', she says now on top of me. I feel her walls clench around my dick, and it feels like she's already trying to milk me dry.

"Y-yes, I'm fin-"

Before I can finish, her tongue is in my mouth. Her hips raise up high enough so that her pussy is barely on my tip, before slamming back down onto me.

I don't care that I'm a bottom - this is the best sex I've ever had, compared to the hundreds of foids I've fucked.

She keeps on pounding into me relentlessly, her tongue spreading her spit around mine, not stopping.

God, it's so good.

Eventually, she squirts all over my cock - but all she has to say is 'Master! Let me use my squirt as lube! I don't wanna stop! I'm begging you!'. Her pupils have turned into little pink hearts now, contrasting perfectly with her A10 irises.

I have no say - she's fucking me so good that I'm too blissful to speak. I just mumble, and she goes 'yes, Master! Thank you thank you thank you!".

And with her feminine, High E voice thanking me so lustfully - I bust, my potent speed BURSTING into her, filling up her womb. She screams with pleasure, hugging me close to her body as her pussy clenches around me.

"Master, I'm going to milk every drop you give me! Thank you Master! Your potent seed will give me quintuplets!"

I can't speak. All I can do is bite into her shoulder as I cum, my nails raking into her back.

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I'm too used to these foids making me be dominant in bed. These lazy hive-minded bitches have only ever wanted to be sat there and used by handsome men like me.

But this foid, with her virgin pussy, her fertile yet athletic build, looked past that and dominated me regardless. She didn't want me to take charge, she was so kind, so gentle, and so needy at the same time.

My thought is interrupted by her sobbing into my chest.

"F-for so long, i've been trapped as this disgusting creature! I was trapped, until i could be impregnated by my one true love..."

I look at her, my eyes widening.

'A-and, I've been watching you, everytime you come here, Master, and you don't know how long i've waited to fuck you...And when I heard you moan 'I love you' as you played with yourself, even though you were talking to your phone - it was enough to break the curse for a bit, for me to try to have a baby with you-"

Before she can say anymore, I kiss her again.

"T-this is wonderful...we can be together forever."

Tears well up even more in her eyes. I gently kiss them as they fall from her eyes.

"YES, MASTER, YES-"

before she can finish, her leg turns into a pipe.

"NO--NO! I'M TURNING BACK INTO THAT HORRID THING!'

I scream, trying to pull her closer to me, as if her foot is hidden in the pipe. Just out of view.

"NNO, NO NO NO! DON'T LEAVE ME! YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME! WHY? I IMPREGNATED Y-"

We both look at each other in realization.

"I-IT MUST BE THAT IT DIDN'T WORK!"

I look down - and all my cum, that was once in her pussy, is on the floor. There was so much load inside of her, that it all dripped out. And the curse knew she wasn't pregnant let, so it couldn't let her live until she was.

"NO NO NO NO!"

I look at her, now half of her body turned into the disgusting thing.

But she's smiling.

"M-master, you're still the love of my life. You're what I've been waiting for, for 480 years. I can still try, but there's a cooldown for 12 hours."

"Come again soon, Master. Next time, I'll keeep all the cum inside of me. A-and I'll be pregnant, and the curse will be broken, and we can raise our kids on a farm...far away from everyone here, my Master."

My voice breaks as my tears fall onto her face. I wipe them away with my fingers, wanting my last memory of her beautiful face to be now, before I see her again.

"I-i can't wait that long, I-I, I need you, I need the way you look at me, the way you ride me, the way you hold me so carefully yet fuck me so rough...don't leave me, please!"

She leans up, and is about to kiss me - but before her lips meet mine. I'm met with a toilet bowl, once again.

I scream with rage, slamming my fist into the floor next to the latrine - I can't touch that bowl. Not after I know who she is.

I whisper "I'll be back".

As I exist the stall, I pull out my backpack. I pull out a sheet of paper, and in my best writing, I write 'OUT OF ORDER'.

I tape it onto the bathroom stall's door. It should be enough to keep everyone away from my wife.

Until I return, at 3AM this night, to finally impregnate her and run away with the love of my life.​

Mirin the high effort brah, genuinely got hard half way through it

 

[daudthe1_]

There I was, tired, at school all day.

View attachment 5264005

(pic of me for those wondering. a random stacy took it, she said she needed goon material).

I was sitting alone in the corner most of the school day, drawing Richard Ramirez and other sinister dark triad men. I was kinda moving like Light Yagami, if you know who that is. You likely don't, but he's an epic justice triad guy. Just like me.

All the foids are staring at me, unable to focus on the lesson. I hate it when this happens. I wis they could see through my vey, very, very, very, very good looks and could see my dark triad personality.

But realistically, they'd get scared out of their minds. I don't think they could handle me, and my....dark, dark past...but that's a story for another day.

While I'm lost in thought, thinking about how I could crush these puny humans beneath my hands, and donate their blood to our lord and savior Richard Ramirez -

the bell rings.

View attachment 5264031

Uh oh.

INSTANTLY, I'm snapped out of my day dreams.

Not only due to the sound of the bell - but the sound of EACH of the foids standing up, their shitty school chairs scraping and falling against the floor.

They're each looking at me, entranced and drooling, and I can see their wetness leaking through their skirts.

Uh oh.

I instantly rush to the windows of the school, right as they all start chasing after me. Some subhuman little kids get trampled in the stampede as the foids SPRINT towards me, each of them undressing themselves in the process. The foid teacher, a very attractive young woman, is amongst them, so she can't stop them.

This is my life, what I have to go through at every last bell of the day.

So I'm used to ducking down and squeezing my elbows in, as I squeeze my tall and broad frame (2 meters tall with a 30 inch bidelt) through the tiny school window.

I hang off of the sill on the third floor, flinging myself with my very muscular arm onto the pipe that leads up to the ceiling. Using my strength, I leap from the pipe to a different windowsill. I move my arm 2 meters away from this windowsill, and punch into the brick.

It comes away like butter underneath my thick wristed and vascular hands. I crawl into the boys bathroom - perfect, just what I was aiming for.

I hear the foids' footsteps approaching the bathroom door. I quickly run into a stall and close the door.

I drop my pants, and take a seat onto the toilet.

I pull out my phone.

It's gooning time.

These foids, they don't understand the appeal of 2D women. The anime girl is prefect. She has no hip dips, no saggy tits, no cellulite, she doesn't whine about how my dick is too big or too veiny, no. I can just jerk off and she accepts me for the extraordinarily handsome person I am.

View attachment 5264271

Anyway, I start jerking off. Slow strokes to begin with, slowly speeding up. It's good, I'm used to this pace, this video, the environment - it's all perfect.

But something weird starts to happen. Something very weird. The toilet underneath my ass starts...heating up? And the seating becomes way more uncomfortable.

Then I feel TEETH sink into my very muscular right ass cheek, and a feminine moan from underneath me. I realize what's holding me up now are a pair of strong, feminine hands rather than the toilet seat.

My phone falls out of my hands, and so does my dick, as I instantly stand up and whirl around, to see-

A FOID

View attachment 5264324
(kinda like this but IRL)

right where my toilet was, is now a foid. She's got massive, perky tits with hard, pink nipples. She's got full lips, a slim nose, an ideal JFA, and very ideal facial harmony and features. She has her tongue out - she was about to eat my asshole right before I got up.

She whimpers cutely, before standing up - she's tall, around 6'0, and has some muscle on her. She's not a dude, but she looks like a swimmer. She whines

'N-no, your ass cheek tasted so good, master, I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself...'

And since I'm a 'moralfag', I ask...'how old are you?'

'500'

And before I know it, I'm pinning her to the wall, my hands reaching to undo her pants - but she has none. Consdering the fact that the toilet is no longer in this stall, there's a lot of space.

She's already wet, she's a fucking water fountain down there. Her pussy pulls my dick into it like a magnet - and I almost shout, because of how almost painfully tight it is.

She instantly assumes an expression of concern, pushing me onto the ground 'NO! Baby, are you ok?', she says now on top of me. I feel her walls clench around my dick, and it feels like she's already trying to milk me dry.

"Y-yes, I'm fin-"

Before I can finish, her tongue is in my mouth. Her hips raise up high enough so that her pussy is barely on my tip, before slamming back down onto me.

I don't care that I'm a bottom - this is the best sex I've ever had, compared to the hundreds of foids I've fucked.

She keeps on pounding into me relentlessly, her tongue spreading her spit around mine, not stopping.

God, it's so good.

Eventually, she squirts all over my cock - but all she has to say is 'Master! Let me use my squirt as lube! I don't wanna stop! I'm begging you!'. Her pupils have turned into little pink hearts now, contrasting perfectly with her A10 irises.

I have no say - she's fucking me so good that I'm too blissful to speak. I just mumble, and she goes 'yes, Master! Thank you thank you thank you!".

And with her feminine, High E voice thanking me so lustfully - I bust, my potent speed BURSTING into her, filling up her womb. She screams with pleasure, hugging me close to her body as her pussy clenches around me.

"Master, I'm going to milk every drop you give me! Thank you Master! Your potent seed will give me quintuplets!"

I can't speak. All I can do is bite into her shoulder as I cum, my nails raking into her back.

View attachment 5264219

I'm too used to these foids making me be dominant in bed. These lazy hive-minded bitches have only ever wanted to be sat there and used by handsome men like me.

But this foid, with her virgin pussy, her fertile yet athletic build, looked past that and dominated me regardless. She didn't want me to take charge, she was so kind, so gentle, and so needy at the same time.

My thought is interrupted by her sobbing into my chest.

"F-for so long, i've been trapped as this disgusting creature! I was trapped, until i could be impregnated by my one true love..."

I look at her, my eyes widening.

'A-and, I've been watching you, everytime you come here, Master, and you don't know how long i've waited to fuck you...And when I heard you moan 'I love you' as you played with yourself, even though you were talking to your phone - it was enough to break the curse for a bit, for me to try to have a baby with you-"

Before she can say anymore, I kiss her again.

"T-this is wonderful...we can be together forever."

Tears well up even more in her eyes. I gently kiss them as they fall from her eyes.

"YES, MASTER, YES-"

before she can finish, her leg turns into a pipe.

"NO--NO! I'M TURNING BACK INTO THAT HORRID THING!'

I scream, trying to pull her closer to me, as if her foot is hidden in the pipe. Just out of view.

"NNO, NO NO NO! DON'T LEAVE ME! YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME! WHY? I IMPREGNATED Y-"

We both look at each other in realization.

"I-IT MUST BE THAT IT DIDN'T WORK!"

I look down - and all my cum, that was once in her pussy, is on the floor. There was so much load inside of her, that it all dripped out. And the curse knew she wasn't pregnant let, so it couldn't let her live until she was.

"NO NO NO NO!"

I look at her, now half of her body turned into the disgusting thing.

But she's smiling.

"M-master, you're still the love of my life. You're what I've been waiting for, for 480 years. I can still try, but there's a cooldown for 12 hours."

"Come again soon, Master. Next time, I'll keeep all the cum inside of me. A-and I'll be pregnant, and the curse will be broken, and we can raise our kids on a farm...far away from everyone here, my Master."

My voice breaks as my tears fall onto her face. I wipe them away with my fingers, wanting my last memory of her beautiful face to be now, before I see her again.

"I-i can't wait that long, I-I, I need you, I need the way you look at me, the way you ride me, the way you hold me so carefully yet fuck me so rough...don't leave me, please!"

She leans up, and is about to kiss me - but before her lips meet mine. I'm met with a toilet bowl, once again.

I scream with rage, slamming my fist into the floor next to the latrine - I can't touch that bowl. Not after I know who she is.

I whisper "I'll be back".

As I exist the stall, I pull out my backpack. I pull out a sheet of paper, and in my best writing, I write 'OUT OF ORDER'.

I tape it onto the bathroom stall's door. It should be enough to keep everyone away from my wife.

Until I return, at 3AM this night, to finally impregnate her and run away with the love of my life.​

like liquid sandpaper on my eyes

 

[5'5.5 ropecel]

There I was, tired, at school all day.

View attachment 5264005

(pic of me for those wondering. a random stacy took it, she said she needed goon material).

I was sitting alone in the corner most of the school day, drawing Richard Ramirez and other sinister dark triad men. I was kinda moving like Light Yagami, if you know who that is. You likely don't, but he's an epic justice triad guy. Just like me.

All the foids are staring at me, unable to focus on the lesson. I hate it when this happens. I wis they could see through my vey, very, very, very, very good looks and could see my dark triad personality.

But realistically, they'd get scared out of their minds. I don't think they could handle me, and my....dark, dark past...but that's a story for another day.

While I'm lost in thought, thinking about how I could crush these puny humans beneath my hands, and donate their blood to our lord and savior Richard Ramirez -

the bell rings.

View attachment 5264031

Uh oh.

INSTANTLY, I'm snapped out of my day dreams.

Not only due to the sound of the bell - but the sound of EACH of the foids standing up, their shitty school chairs scraping and falling against the floor.

They're each looking at me, entranced and drooling, and I can see their wetness leaking through their skirts.

Uh oh.

I instantly rush to the windows of the school, right as they all start chasing after me. Some subhuman little kids get trampled in the stampede as the foids SPRINT towards me, each of them undressing themselves in the process. The foid teacher, a very attractive young woman, is amongst them, so she can't stop them.

This is my life, what I have to go through at every last bell of the day.

So I'm used to ducking down and squeezing my elbows in, as I squeeze my tall and broad frame (2 meters tall with a 30 inch bidelt) through the tiny school window.

I hang off of the sill on the third floor, flinging myself with my very muscular arm onto the pipe that leads up to the ceiling. Using my strength, I leap from the pipe to a different windowsill. I move my arm 2 meters away from this windowsill, and punch into the brick.

It comes away like butter underneath my thick wristed and vascular hands. I crawl into the boys bathroom - perfect, just what I was aiming for.

I hear the foids' footsteps approaching the bathroom door. I quickly run into a stall and close the door.

I drop my pants, and take a seat onto the toilet.

I pull out my phone.

It's gooning time.

These foids, they don't understand the appeal of 2D women. The anime girl is prefect. She has no hip dips, no saggy tits, no cellulite, she doesn't whine about how my dick is too big or too veiny, no. I can just jerk off and she accepts me for the extraordinarily handsome person I am.

View attachment 5264271

Anyway, I start jerking off. Slow strokes to begin with, slowly speeding up. It's good, I'm used to this pace, this video, the environment - it's all perfect.

But something weird starts to happen. Something very weird. The toilet underneath my ass starts...heating up? And the seating becomes way more uncomfortable.

Then I feel TEETH sink into my very muscular right ass cheek, and a feminine moan from underneath me. I realize what's holding me up now are a pair of strong, feminine hands rather than the toilet seat.

My phone falls out of my hands, and so does my dick, as I instantly stand up and whirl around, to see-

A FOID

View attachment 5264324
(kinda like this but IRL)

right where my toilet was, is now a foid. She's got massive, perky tits with hard, pink nipples. She's got full lips, a slim nose, an ideal JFA, and very ideal facial harmony and features. She has her tongue out - she was about to eat my asshole right before I got up.

She whimpers cutely, before standing up - she's tall, around 6'0, and has some muscle on her. She's not a dude, but she looks like a swimmer. She whines

'N-no, your ass cheek tasted so good, master, I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself...'

And since I'm a 'moralfag', I ask...'how old are you?'

'500'

And before I know it, I'm pinning her to the wall, my hands reaching to undo her pants - but she has none. Consdering the fact that the toilet is no longer in this stall, there's a lot of space.

She's already wet, she's a fucking water fountain down there. Her pussy pulls my dick into it like a magnet - and I almost shout, because of how almost painfully tight it is.

She instantly assumes an expression of concern, pushing me onto the ground 'NO! Baby, are you ok?', she says now on top of me. I feel her walls clench around my dick, and it feels like she's already trying to milk me dry.

"Y-yes, I'm fin-"

Before I can finish, her tongue is in my mouth. Her hips raise up high enough so that her pussy is barely on my tip, before slamming back down onto me.

I don't care that I'm a bottom - this is the best sex I've ever had, compared to the hundreds of foids I've fucked.

She keeps on pounding into me relentlessly, her tongue spreading her spit around mine, not stopping.

God, it's so good.

Eventually, she squirts all over my cock - but all she has to say is 'Master! Let me use my squirt as lube! I don't wanna stop! I'm begging you!'. Her pupils have turned into little pink hearts now, contrasting perfectly with her A10 irises.

I have no say - she's fucking me so good that I'm too blissful to speak. I just mumble, and she goes 'yes, Master! Thank you thank you thank you!".

And with her feminine, High E voice thanking me so lustfully - I bust, my potent speed BURSTING into her, filling up her womb. She screams with pleasure, hugging me close to her body as her pussy clenches around me.

"Master, I'm going to milk every drop you give me! Thank you Master! Your potent seed will give me quintuplets!"

I can't speak. All I can do is bite into her shoulder as I cum, my nails raking into her back.

View attachment 5264219

I'm too used to these foids making me be dominant in bed. These lazy hive-minded bitches have only ever wanted to be sat there and used by handsome men like me.

But this foid, with her virgin pussy, her fertile yet athletic build, looked past that and dominated me regardless. She didn't want me to take charge, she was so kind, so gentle, and so needy at the same time.

My thought is interrupted by her sobbing into my chest.

"F-for so long, i've been trapped as this disgusting creature! I was trapped, until i could be impregnated by my one true love..."

I look at her, my eyes widening.

'A-and, I've been watching you, everytime you come here, Master, and you don't know how long i've waited to fuck you...And when I heard you moan 'I love you' as you played with yourself, even though you were talking to your phone - it was enough to break the curse for a bit, for me to try to have a baby with you-"

Before she can say anymore, I kiss her again.

"T-this is wonderful...we can be together forever."

Tears well up even more in her eyes. I gently kiss them as they fall from her eyes.

"YES, MASTER, YES-"

before she can finish, her leg turns into a pipe.

"NO--NO! I'M TURNING BACK INTO THAT HORRID THING!'

I scream, trying to pull her closer to me, as if her foot is hidden in the pipe. Just out of view.

"NNO, NO NO NO! DON'T LEAVE ME! YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME! WHY? I IMPREGNATED Y-"

We both look at each other in realization.

"I-IT MUST BE THAT IT DIDN'T WORK!"

I look down - and all my cum, that was once in her pussy, is on the floor. There was so much load inside of her, that it all dripped out. And the curse knew she wasn't pregnant let, so it couldn't let her live until she was.

"NO NO NO NO!"

I look at her, now half of her body turned into the disgusting thing.

But she's smiling.

"M-master, you're still the love of my life. You're what I've been waiting for, for 480 years. I can still try, but there's a cooldown for 12 hours."

"Come again soon, Master. Next time, I'll keeep all the cum inside of me. A-and I'll be pregnant, and the curse will be broken, and we can raise our kids on a farm...far away from everyone here, my Master."

My voice breaks as my tears fall onto her face. I wipe them away with my fingers, wanting my last memory of her beautiful face to be now, before I see her again.

"I-i can't wait that long, I-I, I need you, I need the way you look at me, the way you ride me, the way you hold me so carefully yet fuck me so rough...don't leave me, please!"

She leans up, and is about to kiss me - but before her lips meet mine. I'm met with a toilet bowl, once again.

I scream with rage, slamming my fist into the floor next to the latrine - I can't touch that bowl. Not after I know who she is.

I whisper "I'll be back".

As I exist the stall, I pull out my backpack. I pull out a sheet of paper, and in my best writing, I write 'OUT OF ORDER'.

I tape it onto the bathroom stall's door. It should be enough to keep everyone away from my wife.

Until I return, at 3AM this night, to finally impregnate her and run away with the love of my life.​

What kind of retarded fanfic is this bro

 

[Cinnamon fan64]

im sure this sex fantasay is cool butt i be too lazy to read

 

[Cinnamon fan64]

how did u guys not get caught by the other foids while u guys were bouncin on each other for a long time

 

[d12]

There I was, tired, at school all day.

View attachment 5264005

(pic of me for those wondering. a random stacy took it, she said she needed goon material).

I was sitting alone in the corner most of the school day, drawing Richard Ramirez and other sinister dark triad men. I was kinda moving like Light Yagami, if you know who that is. You likely don't, but he's an epic justice triad guy. Just like me.

All the foids are staring at me, unable to focus on the lesson. I hate it when this happens. I wis they could see through my vey, very, very, very, very good looks and could see my dark triad personality.

But realistically, they'd get scared out of their minds. I don't think they could handle me, and my....dark, dark past...but that's a story for another day.

While I'm lost in thought, thinking about how I could crush these puny humans beneath my hands, and donate their blood to our lord and savior Richard Ramirez -

the bell rings.

View attachment 5264031

Uh oh.

INSTANTLY, I'm snapped out of my day dreams.

Not only due to the sound of the bell - but the sound of EACH of the foids standing up, their shitty school chairs scraping and falling against the floor.

They're each looking at me, entranced and drooling, and I can see their wetness leaking through their skirts.

Uh oh.

I instantly rush to the windows of the school, right as they all start chasing after me. Some subhuman little kids get trampled in the stampede as the foids SPRINT towards me, each of them undressing themselves in the process. The foid teacher, a very attractive young woman, is amongst them, so she can't stop them.

This is my life, what I have to go through at every last bell of the day.

So I'm used to ducking down and squeezing my elbows in, as I squeeze my tall and broad frame (2 meters tall with a 30 inch bidelt) through the tiny school window.

I hang off of the sill on the third floor, flinging myself with my very muscular arm onto the pipe that leads up to the ceiling. Using my strength, I leap from the pipe to a different windowsill. I move my arm 2 meters away from this windowsill, and punch into the brick.

It comes away like butter underneath my thick wristed and vascular hands. I crawl into the boys bathroom - perfect, just what I was aiming for.

I hear the foids' footsteps approaching the bathroom door. I quickly run into a stall and close the door.

I drop my pants, and take a seat onto the toilet.

I pull out my phone.

It's gooning time.

These foids, they don't understand the appeal of 2D women. The anime girl is prefect. She has no hip dips, no saggy tits, no cellulite, she doesn't whine about how my dick is too big or too veiny, no. I can just jerk off and she accepts me for the extraordinarily handsome person I am.

View attachment 5264271

Anyway, I start jerking off. Slow strokes to begin with, slowly speeding up. It's good, I'm used to this pace, this video, the environment - it's all perfect.

But something weird starts to happen. Something very weird. The toilet underneath my ass starts...heating up? And the seating becomes way more uncomfortable.

Then I feel TEETH sink into my very muscular right ass cheek, and a feminine moan from underneath me. I realize what's holding me up now are a pair of strong, feminine hands rather than the toilet seat.

My phone falls out of my hands, and so does my dick, as I instantly stand up and whirl around, to see-

A FOID

View attachment 5264324
(kinda like this but IRL)

right where my toilet was, is now a foid. She's got massive, perky tits with hard, pink nipples. She's got full lips, a slim nose, an ideal JFA, and very ideal facial harmony and features. She has her tongue out - she was about to eat my asshole right before I got up.

She whimpers cutely, before standing up - she's tall, around 6'0, and has some muscle on her. She's not a dude, but she looks like a swimmer. She whines

'N-no, your ass cheek tasted so good, master, I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself...'

And since I'm a 'moralfag', I ask...'how old are you?'

'500'

And before I know it, I'm pinning her to the wall, my hands reaching to undo her pants - but she has none. Consdering the fact that the toilet is no longer in this stall, there's a lot of space.

She's already wet, she's a fucking water fountain down there. Her pussy pulls my dick into it like a magnet - and I almost shout, because of how almost painfully tight it is.

She instantly assumes an expression of concern, pushing me onto the ground 'NO! Baby, are you ok?', she says now on top of me. I feel her walls clench around my dick, and it feels like she's already trying to milk me dry.

"Y-yes, I'm fin-"

Before I can finish, her tongue is in my mouth. Her hips raise up high enough so that her pussy is barely on my tip, before slamming back down onto me.

I don't care that I'm a bottom - this is the best sex I've ever had, compared to the hundreds of foids I've fucked.

She keeps on pounding into me relentlessly, her tongue spreading her spit around mine, not stopping.

God, it's so good.

Eventually, she squirts all over my cock - but all she has to say is 'Master! Let me use my squirt as lube! I don't wanna stop! I'm begging you!'. Her pupils have turned into little pink hearts now, contrasting perfectly with her A10 irises.

I have no say - she's fucking me so good that I'm too blissful to speak. I just mumble, and she goes 'yes, Master! Thank you thank you thank you!".

And with her feminine, High E voice thanking me so lustfully - I bust, my potent speed BURSTING into her, filling up her womb. She screams with pleasure, hugging me close to her body as her pussy clenches around me.

"Master, I'm going to milk every drop you give me! Thank you Master! Your potent seed will give me quintuplets!"

I can't speak. All I can do is bite into her shoulder as I cum, my nails raking into her back.

View attachment 5264219

I'm too used to these foids making me be dominant in bed. These lazy hive-minded bitches have only ever wanted to be sat there and used by handsome men like me.

But this foid, with her virgin pussy, her fertile yet athletic build, looked past that and dominated me regardless. She didn't want me to take charge, she was so kind, so gentle, and so needy at the same time.

My thought is interrupted by her sobbing into my chest.

"F-for so long, i've been trapped as this disgusting creature! I was trapped, until i could be impregnated by my one true love..."

I look at her, my eyes widening.

'A-and, I've been watching you, everytime you come here, Master, and you don't know how long i've waited to fuck you...And when I heard you moan 'I love you' as you played with yourself, even though you were talking to your phone - it was enough to break the curse for a bit, for me to try to have a baby with you-"

Before she can say anymore, I kiss her again.

"T-this is wonderful...we can be together forever."

Tears well up even more in her eyes. I gently kiss them as they fall from her eyes.

"YES, MASTER, YES-"

before she can finish, her leg turns into a pipe.

"NO--NO! I'M TURNING BACK INTO THAT HORRID THING!'

I scream, trying to pull her closer to me, as if her foot is hidden in the pipe. Just out of view.

"NNO, NO NO NO! DON'T LEAVE ME! YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME! WHY? I IMPREGNATED Y-"

We both look at each other in realization.

"I-IT MUST BE THAT IT DIDN'T WORK!"

I look down - and all my cum, that was once in her pussy, is on the floor. There was so much load inside of her, that it all dripped out. And the curse knew she wasn't pregnant let, so it couldn't let her live until she was.

"NO NO NO NO!"

I look at her, now half of her body turned into the disgusting thing.

But she's smiling.

"M-master, you're still the love of my life. You're what I've been waiting for, for 480 years. I can still try, but there's a cooldown for 12 hours."

"Come again soon, Master. Next time, I'll keeep all the cum inside of me. A-and I'll be pregnant, and the curse will be broken, and we can raise our kids on a farm...far away from everyone here, my Master."

My voice breaks as my tears fall onto her face. I wipe them away with my fingers, wanting my last memory of her beautiful face to be now, before I see her again.

"I-i can't wait that long, I-I, I need you, I need the way you look at me, the way you ride me, the way you hold me so carefully yet fuck me so rough...don't leave me, please!"

She leans up, and is about to kiss me - but before her lips meet mine. I'm met with a toilet bowl, once again.

I scream with rage, slamming my fist into the floor next to the latrine - I can't touch that bowl. Not after I know who she is.

I whisper "I'll be back".

As I exist the stall, I pull out my backpack. I pull out a sheet of paper, and in my best writing, I write 'OUT OF ORDER'.

I tape it onto the bathroom stall's door. It should be enough to keep everyone away from my wife.

Until I return, at 3AM this night, to finally impregnate her and run away with the love of my life.​

Dnr but wow

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

Mirin the high effort brah, genuinely got hard half way through it

I was lwk turned on writing the part where I got dominated

Great minds think alike n shi

how did u guys not get caught by the other foids while u guys were bouncin on each other for a long time

That's a trade secret.

Appreciate you for the reps tho man, you're my inspiration.

What kind of retarded fanfic is this bro

I be bored

 

[coastal]

There I was, tired, at school all day.

View attachment 5264005

(pic of me for those wondering. a random stacy took it, she said she needed goon material).

I was sitting alone in the corner most of the school day, drawing Richard Ramirez and other sinister dark triad men. I was kinda moving like Light Yagami, if you know who that is. You likely don't, but he's an epic justice triad guy. Just like me.

All the foids are staring at me, unable to focus on the lesson. I hate it when this happens. I wis they could see through my vey, very, very, very, very good looks and could see my dark triad personality.

But realistically, they'd get scared out of their minds. I don't think they could handle me, and my....dark, dark past...but that's a story for another day.

While I'm lost in thought, thinking about how I could crush these puny humans beneath my hands, and donate their blood to our lord and savior Richard Ramirez -

the bell rings.

View attachment 5264031

Uh oh.

INSTANTLY, I'm snapped out of my day dreams.

Not only due to the sound of the bell - but the sound of EACH of the foids standing up, their shitty school chairs scraping and falling against the floor.

They're each looking at me, entranced and drooling, and I can see their wetness leaking through their skirts.

Uh oh.

I instantly rush to the windows of the school, right as they all start chasing after me. Some subhuman little kids get trampled in the stampede as the foids SPRINT towards me, each of them undressing themselves in the process. The foid teacher, a very attractive young woman, is amongst them, so she can't stop them.

This is my life, what I have to go through at every last bell of the day.

So I'm used to ducking down and squeezing my elbows in, as I squeeze my tall and broad frame (2 meters tall with a 30 inch bidelt) through the tiny school window.

I hang off of the sill on the third floor, flinging myself with my very muscular arm onto the pipe that leads up to the ceiling. Using my strength, I leap from the pipe to a different windowsill. I move my arm 2 meters away from this windowsill, and punch into the brick.

It comes away like butter underneath my thick wristed and vascular hands. I crawl into the boys bathroom - perfect, just what I was aiming for.

I hear the foids' footsteps approaching the bathroom door. I quickly run into a stall and close the door.

I drop my pants, and take a seat onto the toilet.

I pull out my phone.

It's gooning time.

These foids, they don't understand the appeal of 2D women. The anime girl is prefect. She has no hip dips, no saggy tits, no cellulite, she doesn't whine about how my dick is too big or too veiny, no. I can just jerk off and she accepts me for the extraordinarily handsome person I am.

View attachment 5264271

Anyway, I start jerking off. Slow strokes to begin with, slowly speeding up. It's good, I'm used to this pace, this video, the environment - it's all perfect.

But something weird starts to happen. Something very weird. The toilet underneath my ass starts...heating up? And the seating becomes way more uncomfortable.

Then I feel TEETH sink into my very muscular right ass cheek, and a feminine moan from underneath me. I realize what's holding me up now are a pair of strong, feminine hands rather than the toilet seat.

My phone falls out of my hands, and so does my dick, as I instantly stand up and whirl around, to see-

A FOID

View attachment 5264324
(kinda like this but IRL)

right where my toilet was, is now a foid. She's got massive, perky tits with hard, pink nipples. She's got full lips, a slim nose, an ideal JFA, and very ideal facial harmony and features. She has her tongue out - she was about to eat my asshole right before I got up.

She whimpers cutely, before standing up - she's tall, around 6'0, and has some muscle on her. She's not a dude, but she looks like a swimmer. She whines

'N-no, your ass cheek tasted so good, master, I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself...'

And since I'm a 'moralfag', I ask...'how old are you?'

'500'

And before I know it, I'm pinning her to the wall, my hands reaching to undo her pants - but she has none. Consdering the fact that the toilet is no longer in this stall, there's a lot of space.

She's already wet, she's a fucking water fountain down there. Her pussy pulls my dick into it like a magnet - and I almost shout, because of how almost painfully tight it is.

She instantly assumes an expression of concern, pushing me onto the ground 'NO! Baby, are you ok?', she says now on top of me. I feel her walls clench around my dick, and it feels like she's already trying to milk me dry.

"Y-yes, I'm fin-"

Before I can finish, her tongue is in my mouth. Her hips raise up high enough so that her pussy is barely on my tip, before slamming back down onto me.

I don't care that I'm a bottom - this is the best sex I've ever had, compared to the hundreds of foids I've fucked.

She keeps on pounding into me relentlessly, her tongue spreading her spit around mine, not stopping.

God, it's so good.

Eventually, she squirts all over my cock - but all she has to say is 'Master! Let me use my squirt as lube! I don't wanna stop! I'm begging you!'. Her pupils have turned into little pink hearts now, contrasting perfectly with her A10 irises.

I have no say - she's fucking me so good that I'm too blissful to speak. I just mumble, and she goes 'yes, Master! Thank you thank you thank you!".

And with her feminine, High E voice thanking me so lustfully - I bust, my potent speed BURSTING into her, filling up her womb. She screams with pleasure, hugging me close to her body as her pussy clenches around me.

"Master, I'm going to milk every drop you give me! Thank you Master! Your potent seed will give me quintuplets!"

I can't speak. All I can do is bite into her shoulder as I cum, my nails raking into her back.

View attachment 5264219

I'm too used to these foids making me be dominant in bed. These lazy hive-minded bitches have only ever wanted to be sat there and used by handsome men like me.

But this foid, with her virgin pussy, her fertile yet athletic build, looked past that and dominated me regardless. She didn't want me to take charge, she was so kind, so gentle, and so needy at the same time.

My thought is interrupted by her sobbing into my chest.

"F-for so long, i've been trapped as this disgusting creature! I was trapped, until i could be impregnated by my one true love..."

I look at her, my eyes widening.

'A-and, I've been watching you, everytime you come here, Master, and you don't know how long i've waited to fuck you...And when I heard you moan 'I love you' as you played with yourself, even though you were talking to your phone - it was enough to break the curse for a bit, for me to try to have a baby with you-"

Before she can say anymore, I kiss her again.

"T-this is wonderful...we can be together forever."

Tears well up even more in her eyes. I gently kiss them as they fall from her eyes.

"YES, MASTER, YES-"

before she can finish, her leg turns into a pipe.

"NO--NO! I'M TURNING BACK INTO THAT HORRID THING!'

I scream, trying to pull her closer to me, as if her foot is hidden in the pipe. Just out of view.

"NNO, NO NO NO! DON'T LEAVE ME! YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME! WHY? I IMPREGNATED Y-"

We both look at each other in realization.

"I-IT MUST BE THAT IT DIDN'T WORK!"

I look down - and all my cum, that was once in her pussy, is on the floor. There was so much load inside of her, that it all dripped out. And the curse knew she wasn't pregnant let, so it couldn't let her live until she was.

"NO NO NO NO!"

I look at her, now half of her body turned into the disgusting thing.

But she's smiling.

"M-master, you're still the love of my life. You're what I've been waiting for, for 480 years. I can still try, but there's a cooldown for 12 hours."

"Come again soon, Master. Next time, I'll keeep all the cum inside of me. A-and I'll be pregnant, and the curse will be broken, and we can raise our kids on a farm...far away from everyone here, my Master."

My voice breaks as my tears fall onto her face. I wipe them away with my fingers, wanting my last memory of her beautiful face to be now, before I see her again.

"I-i can't wait that long, I-I, I need you, I need the way you look at me, the way you ride me, the way you hold me so carefully yet fuck me so rough...don't leave me, please!"

She leans up, and is about to kiss me - but before her lips meet mine. I'm met with a toilet bowl, once again.

I scream with rage, slamming my fist into the floor next to the latrine - I can't touch that bowl. Not after I know who she is.

I whisper "I'll be back".

As I exist the stall, I pull out my backpack. I pull out a sheet of paper, and in my best writing, I write 'OUT OF ORDER'.

I tape it onto the bathroom stall's door. It should be enough to keep everyone away from my wife.

Until I return, at 3AM this night, to finally impregnate her and run away with the love of my life.​

this is so impressive im saving this to jork off later today

 

[FortniteMogger911]

There I was, tired, at school all day.

View attachment 5264005

(pic of me for those wondering. a random stacy took it, she said she needed goon material).

I was sitting alone in the corner most of the school day, drawing Richard Ramirez and other sinister dark triad men. I was kinda moving like Light Yagami, if you know who that is. You likely don't, but he's an epic justice triad guy. Just like me.

All the foids are staring at me, unable to focus on the lesson. I hate it when this happens. I wis they could see through my vey, very, very, very, very good looks and could see my dark triad personality.

But realistically, they'd get scared out of their minds. I don't think they could handle me, and my....dark, dark past...but that's a story for another day.

While I'm lost in thought, thinking about how I could crush these puny humans beneath my hands, and donate their blood to our lord and savior Richard Ramirez -

the bell rings.

View attachment 5264031

Uh oh.

INSTANTLY, I'm snapped out of my day dreams.

Not only due to the sound of the bell - but the sound of EACH of the foids standing up, their shitty school chairs scraping and falling against the floor.

They're each looking at me, entranced and drooling, and I can see their wetness leaking through their skirts.

Uh oh.

I instantly rush to the windows of the school, right as they all start chasing after me. Some subhuman little kids get trampled in the stampede as the foids SPRINT towards me, each of them undressing themselves in the process. The foid teacher, a very attractive young woman, is amongst them, so she can't stop them.

This is my life, what I have to go through at every last bell of the day.

So I'm used to ducking down and squeezing my elbows in, as I squeeze my tall and broad frame (2 meters tall with a 30 inch bidelt) through the tiny school window.

I hang off of the sill on the third floor, flinging myself with my very muscular arm onto the pipe that leads up to the ceiling. Using my strength, I leap from the pipe to a different windowsill. I move my arm 2 meters away from this windowsill, and punch into the brick.

It comes away like butter underneath my thick wristed and vascular hands. I crawl into the boys bathroom - perfect, just what I was aiming for.

I hear the foids' footsteps approaching the bathroom door. I quickly run into a stall and close the door.

I drop my pants, and take a seat onto the toilet.

I pull out my phone.

It's gooning time.

These foids, they don't understand the appeal of 2D women. The anime girl is prefect. She has no hip dips, no saggy tits, no cellulite, she doesn't whine about how my dick is too big or too veiny, no. I can just jerk off and she accepts me for the extraordinarily handsome person I am.

View attachment 5264271

Anyway, I start jerking off. Slow strokes to begin with, slowly speeding up. It's good, I'm used to this pace, this video, the environment - it's all perfect.

But something weird starts to happen. Something very weird. The toilet underneath my ass starts...heating up? And the seating becomes way more uncomfortable.

Then I feel TEETH sink into my very muscular right ass cheek, and a feminine moan from underneath me. I realize what's holding me up now are a pair of strong, feminine hands rather than the toilet seat.

My phone falls out of my hands, and so does my dick, as I instantly stand up and whirl around, to see-

A FOID

View attachment 5264324
(kinda like this but IRL)

right where my toilet was, is now a foid. She's got massive, perky tits with hard, pink nipples. She's got full lips, a slim nose, an ideal JFA, and very ideal facial harmony and features. She has her tongue out - she was about to eat my asshole right before I got up.

She whimpers cutely, before standing up - she's tall, around 6'0, and has some muscle on her. She's not a dude, but she looks like a swimmer. She whines

'N-no, your ass cheek tasted so good, master, I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself...'

And since I'm a 'moralfag', I ask...'how old are you?'

'500'

And before I know it, I'm pinning her to the wall, my hands reaching to undo her pants - but she has none. Consdering the fact that the toilet is no longer in this stall, there's a lot of space.

She's already wet, she's a fucking water fountain down there. Her pussy pulls my dick into it like a magnet - and I almost shout, because of how almost painfully tight it is.

She instantly assumes an expression of concern, pushing me onto the ground 'NO! Baby, are you ok?', she says now on top of me. I feel her walls clench around my dick, and it feels like she's already trying to milk me dry.

"Y-yes, I'm fin-"

Before I can finish, her tongue is in my mouth. Her hips raise up high enough so that her pussy is barely on my tip, before slamming back down onto me.

I don't care that I'm a bottom - this is the best sex I've ever had, compared to the hundreds of foids I've fucked.

She keeps on pounding into me relentlessly, her tongue spreading her spit around mine, not stopping.

God, it's so good.

Eventually, she squirts all over my cock - but all she has to say is 'Master! Let me use my squirt as lube! I don't wanna stop! I'm begging you!'. Her pupils have turned into little pink hearts now, contrasting perfectly with her A10 irises.

I have no say - she's fucking me so good that I'm too blissful to speak. I just mumble, and she goes 'yes, Master! Thank you thank you thank you!".

And with her feminine, High E voice thanking me so lustfully - I bust, my potent speed BURSTING into her, filling up her womb. She screams with pleasure, hugging me close to her body as her pussy clenches around me.

"Master, I'm going to milk every drop you give me! Thank you Master! Your potent seed will give me quintuplets!"

I can't speak. All I can do is bite into her shoulder as I cum, my nails raking into her back.

View attachment 5264219

I'm too used to these foids making me be dominant in bed. These lazy hive-minded bitches have only ever wanted to be sat there and used by handsome men like me.

But this foid, with her virgin pussy, her fertile yet athletic build, looked past that and dominated me regardless. She didn't want me to take charge, she was so kind, so gentle, and so needy at the same time.

My thought is interrupted by her sobbing into my chest.

"F-for so long, i've been trapped as this disgusting creature! I was trapped, until i could be impregnated by my one true love..."

I look at her, my eyes widening.

'A-and, I've been watching you, everytime you come here, Master, and you don't know how long i've waited to fuck you...And when I heard you moan 'I love you' as you played with yourself, even though you were talking to your phone - it was enough to break the curse for a bit, for me to try to have a baby with you-"

Before she can say anymore, I kiss her again.

"T-this is wonderful...we can be together forever."

Tears well up even more in her eyes. I gently kiss them as they fall from her eyes.

"YES, MASTER, YES-"

before she can finish, her leg turns into a pipe.

"NO--NO! I'M TURNING BACK INTO THAT HORRID THING!'

I scream, trying to pull her closer to me, as if her foot is hidden in the pipe. Just out of view.

"NNO, NO NO NO! DON'T LEAVE ME! YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME! WHY? I IMPREGNATED Y-"

We both look at each other in realization.

"I-IT MUST BE THAT IT DIDN'T WORK!"

I look down - and all my cum, that was once in her pussy, is on the floor. There was so much load inside of her, that it all dripped out. And the curse knew she wasn't pregnant let, so it couldn't let her live until she was.

"NO NO NO NO!"

I look at her, now half of her body turned into the disgusting thing.

But she's smiling.

"M-master, you're still the love of my life. You're what I've been waiting for, for 480 years. I can still try, but there's a cooldown for 12 hours."

"Come again soon, Master. Next time, I'll keeep all the cum inside of me. A-and I'll be pregnant, and the curse will be broken, and we can raise our kids on a farm...far away from everyone here, my Master."

My voice breaks as my tears fall onto her face. I wipe them away with my fingers, wanting my last memory of her beautiful face to be now, before I see her again.

"I-i can't wait that long, I-I, I need you, I need the way you look at me, the way you ride me, the way you hold me so carefully yet fuck me so rough...don't leave me, please!"

She leans up, and is about to kiss me - but before her lips meet mine. I'm met with a toilet bowl, once again.

I scream with rage, slamming my fist into the floor next to the latrine - I can't touch that bowl. Not after I know who she is.

I whisper "I'll be back".

As I exist the stall, I pull out my backpack. I pull out a sheet of paper, and in my best writing, I write 'OUT OF ORDER'.

I tape it onto the bathroom stall's door. It should be enough to keep everyone away from my wife.

Until I return, at 3AM this night, to finally impregnate her and run away with the love of my life.​

didn’t realize we were on ao3 bro

 

[tallcel]

You should start writing books ngl

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

didn’t realize we were on ao3 bro

times are tuff bro

we in the trenches

You should start writing books ngl

aww that's sweet

i like reading and used to wanna be an author, never really practiced my writing though

 

[tallcel]

times are tuff bro

we in the trenches



aww that's sweet

i like reading and used to wanna be an author, never really practiced my writing though

If you ignore what this is about it isn’t even that bad