The time my deformed fat ugly friend showed me his penis.

[User28823]

I just remembered this.

There was this deformed fat dude in my apartment complex that I grew up in. Everyone was mean to him growing up but then became nice to him as we all matured and sort of felt pity for the guy as he looked like this basically

Anyway, I'm over at his house one day playing some vidya games with him and he starts opening his pants showing me his balls and dick and playing with it.

I'm like wtf are you doing wtf is going on? WTF MAN? WTF MAN? ARE U FUCKING GAY OR SOMETHING? WTF RU DOING.

I bolted the fuck out of his house and said don't talk to me again.

I never spoke to him again.

Fucking gay faggot.

 

[alix]

Brutal

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

damn op, he thought he had a chance with you

 

[karmacita901]

@pope must read thread right here

 

[SeiGun]

larp or real?

 

[pope]

@pope must read thread right here

every single molecule

 

[User28823]

larp or real?

why would i even larp this

 

[SeiGun]

why would i even larp this

you should take a pic before you run

 

[User28823]

you should take a pic before you run

nigga this was like a decade ago

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

why would i even larp this

because you post on looksmax