THE TIME MY MOM THOUGHT I GOT RAPED

[qxdr]

to set the scene i was like 12-13 when this happened

it all started when one day i took a shit so big it made my ass bleed when i wiped its what i imagined getting raped felt like. the shit was so big i had to break it apart so it would flush.

dont ask how i broke it apart just know i did

after fleeing the crime scene i went on as normal but every time i would shit and wipe there would be blood on the tp and eventually one day my mom found out and she originally thought it was my sister getting her period but after she said no she came to me

ye just imagine your mom coming up to you in a serious tone asking if you got raped when in reality you took a record breaking shit

nigga my mom was already asking me who raped me and shiet so i had to calm her down and explain the massive dookie i dropped that raped me from the inside.

after she made me go to the doctor and they put a finger in my ass and they told me i had an anal fissure


@acm @EthiopianMaxxer @Mogs Me @registerfasterusing

 

[Deleted member 284650]

Why does this thread have success as a prefix?

 

[qxdr]

Why does this thread have success as a prefix?

i didn't know what else to put since we don't have a story time one

 

[Miki]

Why does this thread have success as a prefix?

Generational shit

 

[morono]

to set the scene i was like 12-13 when this happened

it all started when one day i took a shit so big it made my ass bleed when i wiped its what i imagined getting raped felt like. the shit was so big i had to break it apart so it would flush.

dont ask how i broke it apart just know i did

after fleeing the crime scene i went on as normal but every time i would shit and wipe there would be blood on the tp and eventually one day my mom found out and she originally thought it was my sister getting her period but after she said no she came to me

ye just imagine your mom coming up to you in a serious tone asking if you got raped when in reality you took a record breaking shit

nigga my mom was already asking me who raped me and shiet so i had to calm her down and explain the massive dookie i dropped that raped me from the inside.

after she made me go to the doctor and they put a finger in my ass and they told me i had an anal fissure


@acm @EthiopianMaxxer @Mogs Me @registerfasterusing

how abojt i rape you next

 

[oijuyfdtrg]

but it must have felt nice when u were done
letting go of that gas station bathroom prank dookie
it always feels nice for me when u let it out

 

[Deleted member 307482]

Your mom thought she struck gold and was about to whip on the horse strap on but you was just on yo period

 

[qxdr]

but it must have felt nice when u were done
letting go of that gas station bathroom prank dookie
it always feels nice for me when u let it out

no it hurt a lot and it actually felt like i got raped

 

[afroheadluke]

they put a finger in my ass

is this where the “Success!” part comes in

 

[qxdr]

is this where the “Success!” part comes in

@mods im not gay i did not like that part this is not gay posting either

 

[avenox]

Did it feel nice when the Doctor fingered you? Like maybe he accidentally hit the P spot?

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

Nigger got raped by taking a shit.

 

[qxdr]

Did it feel nice when the Doctor fingered you? Like maybe he accidentally hit the P spot?

it was awkward nigga i couldnt look him in the eyes after

 

[avenox]

it was awkward nigga i couldnt look him in the eyes after

No but did it feel good?

 

[qxdr]

No but did it feel good?

No it wasn't enjoyable i felt demasculinized

 

[Deleted member 76870]

Sorry for u

 

[whitecelcoper]

Nigga shitting out BBC's. Imagine yuo actually get raped and yuor mom thinks yuo just took another shit

 

[zertex]

shitty booty ass nigga, king of the turds head ass

 

[niggero0]

@SomaliSub5 thots?

 

[SomaliSub5]

@SomaliSub5 thots?

read the whole thing this is comedy

 

[futureschizo]

she probably thought you were a gay faggot

 

[BrrBrrPatapimTralle]

b

 

[Euron]

Made my day, that post is going straight up to my camera roll