The time when I told this girl I would RAPE myself

[slaters]

So basically I’m on ft with this mid mtb Moroccan girl and then we start sending each other photos of us from when we were like 3 or 4

blah blah blah ohh baby slaters was so cute blah blah blah but then she asks me some philosophical stuff like Pin Diesel kind of philosophy.

She asks me What would be the greatest piece of advice you’d give to yourself then? If you could go back

And then holy fuck I don’t know what went wrong in my head but all I could think of was

If I could go back I’d rape him haha

Broo and then she does this weird laugh and goes what the fuckkkk??? What???

Then I was haha nah really tho I’d tell him to study harder in school and focus more on grades

Then another like 10 minutes later she has to go coincidentally

So then I’m bored and lonely so I go to jerk off but I remember @Amnesia said he use to jerk off on pigeons so I went outside to do that. Problem is there are no pigeons in my backyard so I just do it on the ants.

But finally.. right as I’m about to nut some immigrant breaks into someone’s car at night, triggering the alarm

This startled me and as I release it shoots straight into my eyes

 

[Finnishmogger]

 

[ProBono]

slaters is speaking, listen and learn

 

[Prøphet]

Peak

 

[slaters]

Not from India

 

[slaters]

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[Kurdishcoper]

beautiful

 

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So then I’m bored and lonely so I go to jerk off but I remember @

@Amnesia said he use to jerk off on pigeons so I went outside to do that. Problem is there are no pigeons in my backyard so I just do it on the ants.

Chad does what Chad wants

 

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[powerliftercoco]

Tales from Zanzibar

 

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[slaters]

 

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