The true and legitimate guide to wealth, prosperity and joy )BOTB?)

[BrutalMogger]

KYS FAGGOT NIGGER

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[BrutalMogger]

What the fuck is this rubbish

@asdvek @Debetro @BrutalMogger

This nigga wrote toiletpaperfuel

this is what happens when schizo med prescription runs out

 

[Nowiff.Belgrade]

If ur low IQ just say that

Self-reflect a little

 

[billymidnight]

Self-reflect a little

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I smell jealousy

 

[Nowiff.Belgrade]

I smell jealousy

Jealousy of?

 

[looks>books]

Is this supposed to be biblical

 

[greycel]

Welcome to your passport to an earthly paradise.

This thread that you hold is your passport, liken one stamped when you disembark from a steamer ship in a foreign land to see exotic sights and smells and a street urchin grabs your rucksack and leaves you with nothing.

Yes, it is a passport to a land of opportunity that is just waiting for the ripe and rich mind of someone like yourself. A land that not only flows with milk and honey, but also wine to wet the lips of women, dry goods, rich silks, decorative commodes, and linens that have your very initials embroidered. Have you ever thought in the world that you would be dabbing your chin from delicious giblets made by servants?

That you could pull a rope and a man in a fine suit brings you a cigar on a tray? Why, you could wipe your backside with fine linens displaying your own your own initials every night and a group of seamstresses would appear in your parlor to work needlepoint until they are bloody in the fingers to fashion another set for the following day. Listen, listen to me, friends...this has happened to literally every person who has read this book, this precious tome.

Philanthropy and the gilded age of prosperity.

How do you become a baron of industry? It is simple my friend and I have figured it out. I once sowed a field. I shucked corn. I ran a mule train until I was fit to die from exhaustion. It is because I am so humble and have worked with silt and sow that I am here to witness and say - I am here to teach you truly to Haw and Gee in your life. You see friend, you can shout at a dumb pack animal, a deaf wanderer, a diminutive group of natives for as long as you want until you go hoarse in the throat, but they will not hear. You can yell at work animals "Haw" to turn left, and "Gee" to turn right. But I have a new command for you - go straight , abandon the beasts of the field in the field and let them die and join me on a pathway that leads out of the beating death of the sun and into a new light

- the light of an oil lamp that burns as you take a relaxing bath and a woman who can scarcely muster the native tongue scrubs your back and feels around in the water to your leisure.

This one thread to happiness will be the last money making thread you will ever read.

I assure you that you will no longer be interested in new money making threads when you have in your hands this very one that can be read over and over and tattered until you have to buy one anew.

The lies of wisdom sow the seed of doubt while the truth of the harvest feeds all. I have helped hundreds of people. They are people that can help themselves and are not maimed or hobbled with doubt . I believe the Great Spirit from above floated down like a dove and wanted me to write this tome . That dove landed and I looked at it and shot it dead - for a man that is afeard of his own self or a bird and only wants peace cannot make peace in his own mind with how he is going to make money.

And if we quiver in doubt about becoming rich we will never see it true. The way we bring the coins and silver into our satchels is not through hard work. It is not through the calluses on our hands. It is not through the toil of the soil. Instead it is through the dedication to the Bible of success you now hold in your hands and read by the fire. And know that a fire will consume you and it will burn out and brandish the soot and tar from your soul and replace it with money and wealth.

I do not liken it to be fair to those who do not have this book as their spiritual guide to success. They are sad and they are weary. Life is not fair but it is for you because you have this book. You have the answers and you are strong.

The Hebrews, after they left the hot and decrepit parched hopelessness of Egypt, they wandered around quite a time in the wilderness. Imagine if they had my book? They would be following a camel train loaded with gold coins, weighing down those beasts until they bawled from the suffering of the great wealth they carried, and if you truly listen to every work and word I present and speak here and you read it, back and forth ,sometimes left and sometimes right for a period of about 40 years like those Hebrews who wandered like nameless things in the desert - you will see the light in about one minute rather than 40 years. There are, no doubt, many among you who have during the period of your youth or old age committed to wanderings and fallen prey to conmen and predators. I can assure you that I am neither as I seek to fill every pocket in your britches , breeches, saddlebag and purse with gold beyond dreams of anyone that has been near you, and I assure you that their jealousy will run a deep red vein and they will loathe you, however you will spit upon them and have new friends very soon.

Let us begin at the beginning

A man gave a rib away - to create something, a mate, a companion, and one that inevitably betrayed him. I am here to witness through teachings that money will never blind or betray you. And it can be used in exchange for whatever you want. This path to wealth does not require you to remove a rib, watch your sons kill one another (unless you require it for amusement), and or be deprived in wanton desperation in such a way that you must interbreed to make a family.

In New York City, the streets run with the manure of beasts and the screams of Irish children who will pick your pockets clean. But travel to Wall Street and you will discover a way of wealth that does not require you to soil your hands. No animal dung or crows will plague you. In fact, in a work day, you will scarcely be exposed to the harsh damnation of a sun that dampens your undergarments and distresses your temperament.

Simply listen to my plan and you will be visiting the finest haberdasheries, holding an exquisite cane, and holding the soft hands of a beautiful wife who is ripe to bear beautiful children that can command your hundred servants at a summer mansion by a northern lake. It's all there for you, right over the horizon, if you will stare into the sun and believe what I am telling you. Money is a thing that comes to those that deserve it.

Soon you will realize that the poor and infirmed have brought some kind of disease upon themselves through lack of will or promise to a higher cause, and I am here to bring that cause to you. Read on as the path is swept away and the leaves and debris will not cloud your judgement.

God wants you to be rich and rich of health

Anyone who suffers infirmities is surely lacking true faith and has not read this book. It is truly astonishing.

America is looked over by a God that wants every person here to be rich and only showered in the light of the love that is happiness of wealth. It is commonly known that those that do not share in wealth simply take it by force but quickly fall to depravity . However I will teach you how to take the hard work and toil of one man and sell it to another with no earnest or involvement . Making wealth on the backs of others is salvation my friend, and I will introduce you to my friends in Wall Street who toil only in bankers' hours but live in opulence - that is a place you will live soon if you follow my directives.

An investment in the paradise of beginning to the end.

You sir, listen to me. Do you actually enjoy being poorer than the average fellow? Well no, of course you would rather not suffer, that is why you own this very book . You are quite close to being rich. Exceedingly rich.

Prosperity begins with you

I say unto you, in no uncertain terms, and some that are quite certain, that suffering is over for you. It is so dangerous to sit under the wrong teaching tree. That is a tree where a bird of carrion will sit and squawk and defecate on your dreams. False doctrine. False doctrine can rob you of prosperity. Turning away from prosperity can damn you more readily than all the sins including copulating with your neighbor's maidservant or any sins of the flesh.

Believe that there are multitudes of the blind, singing and praising the doctrine of a humble man who would wallow in squalor while you engorge yourselves in riches. Do not listen to their songs but instead listen to your own songs and let them ring from the rooftops and valleys. Thousands have sat with false teachers while I tell you that this doctrine is true. It is because I said so. Sit under my tree.

Sit and sell from one man to another things that you do not make or touch or even claim to understand. Take the grain of one man and sell to another, and make both men poor, and that is the grain of truth that I tell you will make you rich beyond your dreams as you ignore the dreams of others which is necessary. This is my hope for you and along with that hope is an earnest wish that you bring this thread in any translation or form (with adequate compensation to me) to as many people as possible while enriching yourselves with this doctrine. It is so serious, this teaching that has your heart. This teaching is you, it is your heart, it is love, it is not only the love of money but riches begin the path of love that helps others, which can only be helped after you help yourself to things that you deserve.

Yours

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Conclusion : spent a fuck long time making this so a like will be much appreciated,

You could've gotten straight to the fucking point.
FYI, if anybody is reading this only his last paragraph talks about it. He spends the remaining 90% hyping himself up, wasting our time

What you are talking about is essentially what banks do? Lending one person's money to another, whilst not having full possession of it themselves. Being a middleman essentially?
What sorta new-found knowledge is this?

Sure the concept makes sense. But everything in life is a trade.. what you are saying is too general and not specific enough to be of any significant assistance.
We trade knowledge. I will take one man's knowledge, and "sell to another"...

But how exactly will it "make both men poor"? The original man must've traded away this knowledge/ thing for a sufficient price..
So, what you are saying is "I take the grain of one man", whereby he doesn't realise the percieved value it might have for somebody else, and in turn me being aware of this.. I can profit of off this disparity?
The first man who traded with me, whilst not getting the best bang for his buck.. still made a profit. It will not leave the first man poor, but poorer than what he could've been.

So are you trying to say the answer is to change the perception of stuff? By increasing how another person percieves the value of the grain we can materialise it, in the form of profit (money)?

I said we left the first man poorer than 'what he could've been', and you might argue that in turn classes him as "poor". But if I have to go through the effort/time to change somebody's value of the grain.. then I am in turn generating the value through my effort/time. I still got to work for it. I am generating value into this grain
I'm not really taking advantage.. at least it isn't significant enough to claim it as such


Anyways, how can we do this? You will need the ability to change people's opinion? Most people nowadays have egos/ too rigid. What, take advantage of the weak minded?
Old people? Retards?

Firstly, that's immoral. Secondly, it won't even generate close to enough money you are trying to preach.. at least not from an individualistic scale... and we don't have access to sway the minds of the masses anyways. Only "they" do


So not only is your advice too generic, and doesn't make sense... it is also futile

Please @billymidnight, enlighten me

 

[iabsolvejordan]

JFL at this comical thread. You announced it a day prior as if it was the Holy Grail waiting to be published.

Spoiler: ChatGPT summary

The text is a satirical, exaggerated pitch for a book or doctrine that promises wealth and luxury to those who follow its teachings. It mocks the idea that prosperity can be easily achieved without hard work by selling a fantasy of effortless riches. The speaker claims that true success comes not from labor but from exploiting others, abandoning traditional values, and embracing a self-serving philosophy. The text criticizes false promises of wealth, using humor and hyperbole to emphasize the absurdity of get-rich-quick schemes and the moral corruption they entail.

This thread that you hold is your passport

Yes, it is a passport to a land of opportunity

You see friend, you can shout at a dumb pack animal, a deaf wanderer, a diminutive group of natives for as long as you want until you go hoarse in the throat, but they will not hear. You can yell at work animals "Haw" to turn left, and "Gee" to turn right. But I have a new command for you - go straight , abandon the beasts of the field in the field and let them die and join me on a pathway that leads out of the beating death of the sun and into a new light

This one thread to happiness will be the last money making thread you will ever read.

I assure you that you will no longer be interested in new money making threads when you have in your hands this very one that can be read over and over and tattered until you have to buy one anew.

Just use fancy big words theory. Bunch of verbose poetic nonsense. You should become a politician the way you can use so many words to say nothing near of value.

I believe the Great Spirit from above floated down like a dove and wanted me to write this tome . That dove landed and I looked at it and shot it dead - for a man that is afeard of his own self or a bird and only wants peace cannot make peace in his own mind with how he is going to make money.

it is through the dedication to the Bible of success you now hold in your hands and read by the fire.

You sir, listen to me. Do you actually enjoy being poorer than the average fellow? Well no, of course you would rather not suffer, that is why you own this very book . You are quite close to being rich. Exceedingly rich.

Are you seriously alluding to a Higher Power using you as a vessel to spread this nonsense? And comparing said nonsense to a "Bible of success"? Actually I know you are not serious, since this thread was purely made out of a want to rep-farm (which didn't quite work as you intended btw). Massive flop.

Conclusion : spent a fuck long time making this so a like will be much appreciated,

So you spent all this time writing this retarded low-iq thread, only to barely reference some actual advice (which is water btw) in the last paragraph? Bro just mentioned buying low and selling high (in a futile way as well). JFL at this autist wasting everyone's time.

Spoiler: "Buy low, sell high" written in 159 words. Good job!

Sit and sell from one man to another things that you do not make or touch or even claim to understand. Take the grain of one man and sell to another, and make both men poor, and that is the grain of truth that I tell you will make you rich beyond your dreams as you ignore the dreams of others which is necessary. This is my hope for you and along with that hope is an earnest wish that you bring this thread in any translation or form (with adequate compensation to me) to as many people as possible while enriching yourselves with this doctrine. It is so serious, this teaching that has your heart. This teaching is you, it is your heart, it is love, it is not only the love of money but riches begin the path of love that helps others, which can only be helped after you help yourself to things that you deserve.

So not only is your advice too generic, and doesn't make sense... it is also futile

@greycel nice dissection of this poorly written original thread. This forum needs more people like you, who refute the bullshit. As your bio says, "It's hard to be Good in a World of Evil".

 

[billymidnight]

JFL at this comical thread. You announced it a day prior as if it was the Holy Grail waiting to be published.

Spoiler: ChatGPT summary

The text is a satirical, exaggerated pitch for a book or doctrine that promises wealth and luxury to those who follow its teachings. It mocks the idea that prosperity can be easily achieved without hard work by selling a fantasy of effortless riches. The speaker claims that true success comes not from labor but from exploiting others, abandoning traditional values, and embracing a self-serving philosophy. The text criticizes false promises of wealth, using humor and hyperbole to emphasize the absurdity of get-rich-quick schemes and the moral corruption they entail.

Just use fancy big words theory. Bunch of verbose poetic nonsense. You should become a politician the way you can use so many words to say nothing near of value.


Are you seriously alluding to a Higher Power using you as a vessel to spread this nonsense? And comparing said nonsense to a "Bible of success"? Actually I know you are not serious, since this thread was purely made out of a want to rep-farm (which didn't quite work as you intended btw). Massive flop.


So you spent all this time writing this retarded low-iq thread, only to barely reference some actual advice (which is water btw) in the last paragraph? Bro just mentioned buying low and selling high (in a futile way as well). JFL at this autist wasting everyone's time.



@greycel nice dissection of this poorly written original thread. This forum needs more people like you, who refute the bullshit. As your bio says, "It's hard to be Good in a World of Evil".

Bros so triggered

 

[iabsolvejordan]

Bros so triggered

Low-iq response

 

[billymidnight]

Low-iq response

You misunderstood this thread, read it again but with a different attitude then you shall be successful.

 

[iabsolvejordan]

You misunderstood this thread, read it again but with a different attitude then you shall be successful.

“Just read my thread bro you shall be successful then!!!” I rest my case

 

[billymidnight]

I rest my case

That’s fine. I’m not forcing you to read it. Have a great day

 

[iabsolvejordan]

That’s fine. I’m not forcing you to read it. Have a great day

Maybe one day you will facilitate your brainpower towards making beneficial threads in the future