The UK smoking ban will NOT work at all or will be lifted GTFIH UKcels

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It’s genuinely the stupidest fucking law ever, Weed is illegal ajd guess fucking what? Has that stopped ANYONE? NO! This is going to be the EXACT same thing for Tobbaco, people born after 2009 are still going to smoke, but they will just buy from dealers/black markets, causing even more harm than before the ban was put in place.

The law will either be lifted soon or it’s going to be another drug and black market for the government to spend millions of pounds to worry about and not get anywhere, they will HAVE to lift it.

For example, crounties that have legalized Cannabis have seen DECREASED consumption of Cannabis over the past couple of years, making something illegal is going to make people want to use it more.

Like I was born in 2010, I want to start smoking when I’m 16. Do you think this ban will stop me? FUCK NO! I will just buy them from online tobbaco websites where they don’t check ID or simply just find a dealer. This ban is as useless as reporting bullying to a school.

It’s going ti end up like when the US banned Alcohol, people still fucking drinked, that shit didn’t stop them, so the government HAD to legalize it, because there was simply no way of enforcing the law, yoo can’t arrest everyone can you?


IMAGINE A FUCKING TOBBACO DEALER, LIKE WTF NIGGA?! :lul: SO MUCH SO FOR ‘FREEDOM’ LMAO, WON’T EVEN FUCKING LET PEOPLE SMOKE CIGARETTES WHICH HUMANS HAVE BEEN DOING FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS!

OH BUT ALCOHOL IS FINE, IT’S ONLY CAUSING A COUPLE HUNDREDS THOUSANDS DEATHS FROM LIVER FAILURE, BECAUSE IT’S ‘CULTURE’ RIGHT?!!!

THEY WILL GENUINEKY BAN CANNABIS AND TOBBACO BUT WONT BAN THE ACTUAL THING THATS HARMFUL FOR YOU, ALCOHOL, WHAT A GENUINE RETARDED MOVE BY THE UK GOVERNMENT!

So yeah, overall, either people will STILL and START smoking, buying from dealers, etc or they could use their fucking brains and lift the ban, simple as.

TLDR; The UK government recently put a lifetime ban on people born after January 1st, 2008 to EVERY buy cigarettes, this ban will not work at all and they will either have to remove it or people will just continue smoking from illegal sources.

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It’s genuinely the stupidest fucking law ever, Weed is illegal ajd guess fucking what? Has that stopped ANYONE? NO! This is going to be the EXACT same thing for Tobbaco, people born after 2009 are still going to smoke, but they will just buy from dealers/black markets, causing even more harm than before the ban was put in place.

The law will either be lifted soon or it’s going to be another drug and black market for the government to spend millions of pounds to worry about and not get anywhere, they will HAVE to lift it.

For example, crounties that have legalized Cannabis have seen DECREASED consumption of Cannabis over the past couple of years, making something illegal is going to make people want to use it more.

Like I was born in 2010, I want to start smoking when I’m 16. Do you think this ban will stop me? FUCK NO! I will just buy them from online tobbaco websites where they don’t check ID or simply just find a dealer. This ban is as useless as reporting bullying to a school.

It’s going ti end up like when the US banned Alcohol, people still fucking drinked, that shit didn’t stop them, so the government HAD to legalize it, because there was simply no way of enforcing the law, yoo can’t arrest everyone can you?


IMAGINE A FUCKING TOBBACO DEALER, LIKE WTF NIGGA?! :lul: SO MUCH SO FOR ‘FREEDOM’ LMAO, WON’T EVEN FUCKING LET PEOPLE SMOKE CIGARETTES WHICH HUMANS HAVE BEEN DOING FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS!

OH BUT ALCOHOL IS FINE, IT’S ONLY CAUSING A COUPLE HUNDREDS THOUSANDS DEATHS FROM LIVER FAILURE, BECAUSE IT’S ‘CULTURE’ RIGHT?!!!

THEY WILL GENUINEKY BAN CANNABIS AND TOBBACO BUT WONT BAN THE ACTUAL THING THATS HARMFUL FOR YOU, ALCOHOL, WHAT A GENUINE RETARDED MOVE BY THE UK GOVERNMENT!

So yeah, overall, either people will STILL and START smoking, buying from dealers, etc or they could use their fucking brains and lift the ban, simple as.

TLDR; The UK government recently put a lifetime ban on people born after January 1st, 2008 to EVERY buy cigarettes, this ban will not work at all and they will either have to remove it or people will just continue smoking from illegal sources.

@inversions
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looks like theres a new hustle for me
 
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This what you get for being a child
 
u a smoker?

No, but a future one hopefully, which I am
90% sure I will because this law will either be lifted or I’ll just buy from illegal sources like I stated in the thread.
 
It’s genuinely the stupidest fucking law ever, Weed is illegal ajd guess fucking what? Has that stopped ANYONE? NO! This is going to be the EXACT same thing for Tobbaco, people born after 2009 are still going to smoke, but they will just buy from dealers/black markets, causing even more harm than before the ban was put in place.

The law will either be lifted soon or it’s going to be another drug and black market for the government to spend millions of pounds to worry about and not get anywhere, they will HAVE to lift it.

For example, crounties that have legalized Cannabis have seen DECREASED consumption of Cannabis over the past couple of years, making something illegal is going to make people want to use it more.

Like I was born in 2010, I want to start smoking when I’m 16. Do you think this ban will stop me? FUCK NO! I will just buy them from online tobbaco websites where they don’t check ID or simply just find a dealer. This ban is as useless as reporting bullying to a school.

It’s going ti end up like when the US banned Alcohol, people still fucking drinked, that shit didn’t stop them, so the government HAD to legalize it, because there was simply no way of enforcing the law, yoo can’t arrest everyone can you?


IMAGINE A FUCKING TOBBACO DEALER, LIKE WTF NIGGA?! :lul: SO MUCH SO FOR ‘FREEDOM’ LMAO, WON’T EVEN FUCKING LET PEOPLE SMOKE CIGARETTES WHICH HUMANS HAVE BEEN DOING FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS!

OH BUT ALCOHOL IS FINE, IT’S ONLY CAUSING A COUPLE HUNDREDS THOUSANDS DEATHS FROM LIVER FAILURE, BECAUSE IT’S ‘CULTURE’ RIGHT?!!!

THEY WILL GENUINEKY BAN CANNABIS AND TOBBACO BUT WONT BAN THE ACTUAL THING THATS HARMFUL FOR YOU, ALCOHOL, WHAT A GENUINE RETARDED MOVE BY THE UK GOVERNMENT!

So yeah, overall, either people will STILL and START smoking, buying from dealers, etc or they could use their fucking brains and lift the ban, simple as.

TLDR; The UK government recently put a lifetime ban on people born after January 1st, 2008 to EVERY buy cigarettes, this ban will not work at all and they will either have to remove it or people will just continue smoking from illegal sources.

@inversions @gymcelled
Why would you willingly consume a product that is known to be harmful and cause addiction?
 
No, but a future one hopefully, which I am
90% sure I will because this law will either be lifted or I’ll just buy from illegal sources like I stated in the thread.
y would u want to smoke
 
It’s genuinely the stupidest fucking law ever, Weed is illegal ajd guess fucking what? Has that stopped ANYONE? NO! This is going to be the EXACT same thing for Tobbaco, people born after 2009 are still going to smoke, but they will just buy from dealers/black markets, causing even more harm than before the ban was put in place.

The law will either be lifted soon or it’s going to be another drug and black market for the government to spend millions of pounds to worry about and not get anywhere, they will HAVE to lift it.

For example, crounties that have legalized Cannabis have seen DECREASED consumption of Cannabis over the past couple of years, making something illegal is going to make people want to use it more.

Like I was born in 2010, I want to start smoking when I’m 16. Do you think this ban will stop me? FUCK NO! I will just buy them from online tobbaco websites where they don’t check ID or simply just find a dealer. This ban is as useless as reporting bullying to a school.

It’s going ti end up like when the US banned Alcohol, people still fucking drinked, that shit didn’t stop them, so the government HAD to legalize it, because there was simply no way of enforcing the law, yoo can’t arrest everyone can you?


IMAGINE A FUCKING TOBBACO DEALER, LIKE WTF NIGGA?! :lul: SO MUCH SO FOR ‘FREEDOM’ LMAO, WON’T EVEN FUCKING LET PEOPLE SMOKE CIGARETTES WHICH HUMANS HAVE BEEN DOING FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS!

OH BUT ALCOHOL IS FINE, IT’S ONLY CAUSING A COUPLE HUNDREDS THOUSANDS DEATHS FROM LIVER FAILURE, BECAUSE IT’S ‘CULTURE’ RIGHT?!!!

THEY WILL GENUINEKY BAN CANNABIS AND TOBBACO BUT WONT BAN THE ACTUAL THING THATS HARMFUL FOR YOU, ALCOHOL, WHAT A GENUINE RETARDED MOVE BY THE UK GOVERNMENT!

So yeah, overall, either people will STILL and START smoking, buying from dealers, etc or they could use their fucking brains and lift the ban, simple as.

TLDR; The UK government recently put a lifetime ban on people born after January 1st, 2008 to EVERY buy cigarettes, this ban will not work at all and they will either have to remove it or people will just continue smoking from illegal sources.

@inversions @gymcelled
Dnr
Murican smoke Marlboros:feelshah:
 
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Why would you willingly consume a product that is known to be harmful and cause addiction?
y would u want to smoke

Literallt every single fucking thing is bad for you nowadays, so atleast consume something thats bad for you but atleast makes you feel good.

This is the same shit for ultra processed foods, they are worse for you than cigarettes yet here we are.
 
Literallt every single fucking thing is bad for you nowadays, so atleast consume something thats bad for you but atleast makes you feel good.

This is the same shit for ultra processed foods, they are worse for you than cigarettes yet here we are.
just do drugs at that point
 
Literallt every single fucking thing is bad for you nowadays, so atleast consume something thats bad for you but atleast makes you feel good.

This is the same shit for ultra processed foods, they are worse for you than cigarettes yet here we are.
Do heroin
 
lifetime ban is genuinely retarded holy shit 1920s prohibition all over again:forcedsmile:
 
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lifetime ban is genuinely retarded holy shit 1920s prohibition all over again:forcedsmile:

People will just not gaf and still continue smoking lmao, me myself included, as if a ban has ever stopped anyone.
 
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No problem bro, people like you will fund my plane tickets to London. I will be the 50 cent of the tobacco industry
 
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No problem bro, people like you will fund my plane tickets to London. I will be the 50 cent of the tobacco industry

You best be fucking for real nigga… I need to start smoking for aura
 
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Only thing worth smoking is the za
 
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Only thing worth smoking is the za

not the only thing worth smoking, but most defintely za is included on that list.
 
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You best be fucking for real nigga… I need to start smoking for aura
I will merch you though, I’m gonna be like the armour trimmers at the RuneScape grand exchange
 
not the only thing worth smoking, but most defintely za is included on that list.
I should have expanded on my list.

it also includes DMT and Salvia

thats it for me tho
 
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It’s genuinely the stupidest fucking law ever, Weed is illegal ajd guess fucking what? Has that stopped ANYONE? NO! This is going to be the EXACT same thing for Tobbaco, people born after 2009 are still going to smoke, but they will just buy from dealers/black markets, causing even more harm than before the ban was put in place.

The law will either be lifted soon or it’s going to be another drug and black market for the government to spend millions of pounds to worry about and not get anywhere, they will HAVE to lift it.

For example, crounties that have legalized Cannabis have seen DECREASED consumption of Cannabis over the past couple of years, making something illegal is going to make people want to use it more.

Like I was born in 2010, I want to start smoking when I’m 16. Do you think this ban will stop me? FUCK NO! I will just buy them from online tobbaco websites where they don’t check ID or simply just find a dealer. This ban is as useless as reporting bullying to a school.

It’s going ti end up like when the US banned Alcohol, people still fucking drinked, that shit didn’t stop them, so the government HAD to legalize it, because there was simply no way of enforcing the law, yoo can’t arrest everyone can you?


IMAGINE A FUCKING TOBBACO DEALER, LIKE WTF NIGGA?! :lul: SO MUCH SO FOR ‘FREEDOM’ LMAO, WON’T EVEN FUCKING LET PEOPLE SMOKE CIGARETTES WHICH HUMANS HAVE BEEN DOING FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS!

OH BUT ALCOHOL IS FINE, IT’S ONLY CAUSING A COUPLE HUNDREDS THOUSANDS DEATHS FROM LIVER FAILURE, BECAUSE IT’S ‘CULTURE’ RIGHT?!!!

THEY WILL GENUINEKY BAN CANNABIS AND TOBBACO BUT WONT BAN THE ACTUAL THING THATS HARMFUL FOR YOU, ALCOHOL, WHAT A GENUINE RETARDED MOVE BY THE UK GOVERNMENT!

So yeah, overall, either people will STILL and START smoking, buying from dealers, etc or they could use their fucking brains and lift the ban, simple as.

TLDR; The UK government recently put a lifetime ban on people born after January 1st, 2008 to EVERY buy cigarettes, this ban will not work at all and they will either have to remove it or people will just continue smoking from illegal sources.

@inversions @gymcelled
I see more people smoking weed than cigarettes in London
 
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parliament thinks my blue razz lost mary is a bigger problem than the millions of illegal immigrants trashing the streets, raping women and blowing shit up

the state of the uk pretty much summed up
 
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It’s genuinely the stupidest fucking law ever, Weed is illegal ajd guess fucking what? Has that stopped ANYONE? NO! This is going to be the EXACT same thing for Tobbaco, people born after 2009 are still going to smoke, but they will just buy from dealers/black markets, causing even more harm than before the ban was put in place.

The law will either be lifted soon or it’s going to be another drug and black market for the government to spend millions of pounds to worry about and not get anywhere, they will HAVE to lift it.

For example, crounties that have legalized Cannabis have seen DECREASED consumption of Cannabis over the past couple of years, making something illegal is going to make people want to use it more.

Like I was born in 2010, I want to start smoking when I’m 16. Do you think this ban will stop me? FUCK NO! I will just buy them from online tobbaco websites where they don’t check ID or simply just find a dealer. This ban is as useless as reporting bullying to a school.

It’s going ti end up like when the US banned Alcohol, people still fucking drinked, that shit didn’t stop them, so the government HAD to legalize it, because there was simply no way of enforcing the law, yoo can’t arrest everyone can you?


IMAGINE A FUCKING TOBBACO DEALER, LIKE WTF NIGGA?! :lul: SO MUCH SO FOR ‘FREEDOM’ LMAO, WON’T EVEN FUCKING LET PEOPLE SMOKE CIGARETTES WHICH HUMANS HAVE BEEN DOING FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS!

OH BUT ALCOHOL IS FINE, IT’S ONLY CAUSING A COUPLE HUNDREDS THOUSANDS DEATHS FROM LIVER FAILURE, BECAUSE IT’S ‘CULTURE’ RIGHT?!!!

THEY WILL GENUINEKY BAN CANNABIS AND TOBBACO BUT WONT BAN THE ACTUAL THING THATS HARMFUL FOR YOU, ALCOHOL, WHAT A GENUINE RETARDED MOVE BY THE UK GOVERNMENT!

So yeah, overall, either people will STILL and START smoking, buying from dealers, etc or they could use their fucking brains and lift the ban, simple as.

TLDR; The UK government recently put a lifetime ban on people born after January 1st, 2008 to EVERY buy cigarettes, this ban will not work at all and they will either have to remove it or people will just continue smoking from illegal sources.

@inversions @gymcelled
bcs nicotine interferes with their vaccines. it chelates metals out the brain, hindering their vaccine scheme.
 
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bcs nicotine interferes with their vaccines. it chelates metals out the brain, hindering their vaccine scheme.

I deadass just saw an insta reel about it, no wonder they wont ban alcohol which makes you a fat slob loser, but will ban tobbaco/nicotine.
 
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I deadass just saw an insta reel about it, no wonder they wont ban alcohol which makes you a fat slob loser, but will ban tobbaco/nicotine.
actually? can u send me?
 
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@undo its over for you:forcedsmile:
 

damm i wanan read more about this nano bots and stuff, hot bath is much better than sauna and u needa eats lots of raw fat to do it safely, the linen stuff is bs that it will 'cure all diseases' but its prob good
 
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I deadass just saw an insta reel about it, no wonder they wont ban alcohol which makes you a fat slob loser, but will ban tobbaco/nicotine.
Alcohol tax revenue is 50% more than tobacco tax revenue, one is also deeply ingrained within British culture the other isn’t. That’s why it isn’t banned, it would legitimately change the outcome of the next election if one party decided to attack alcohol.

There’s a reason many countries have tried to ban alcohol and or make their constituents drink less
 
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parliament thinks my blue razz lost mary is a bigger problem than the millions of illegal immigrants trashing the streets, raping women and blowing shit up

the state of the uk pretty much summed up
Blame colonization JFL
 
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Alcohol tax revenue is 50% more than tobacco tax revenue, one is also deeply ingrained within British culture the other isn’t. That’s why it isn’t banned, it would legitimately change the outcome of the next election if one party decided to attack alcohol.

There’s a reason many countries have tried to ban alcohol and or make their constituents drink less
Alcohol is deeply culturally ingrained basically everywhere.

Its interesting too because its such an awful drug for your body, but ubiqiutious.

If alcohol was invented today it would be banned everywhere.

I'll be 5 years no alcohol in september.
 
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Alcohol is deeply culturally ingrained basically everywhere.
Incorrect and the UK especially has alcohol as an everyday part of life. Eastern Europe has a stereotype of everyone being an alcoholic but if someone were to drink at lunchtime over here he would be criticised heavily. In the UK if he didn’t drink at lunchtime with his coworkers he would be questioned
Its interesting too because its such an awful drug for your body, but ubiqiutious.
Alcohol historically has been used to extract taxes from areas that are decentralised and fragmented. That is why vodka was created and is flavourless and odourless, it’s not because it is meant to be enjoyed.
If alcohol was invented today it would be banned everywhere.
Yes but society wouldn’t be where it was today without it. The only reason alcohol doesn’t get banned is because of how deeply ingrained it is in society and the revenue it generates, anyone who says that it is impossible to be banned is brain dead though. Just as the tobacco industry and consumption has slowly been broken down the same can happen for the alcohol industry
I'll be 5 years no alcohol in september.
Congratulations, low alcohol consumption is the one thing I applaud Muslims for because it genuinely improves your life
 
Nanny state, I say let people decide what to do with their own bodies.
 

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