The Ultimate Christianity Mega Thread (Every Major Denomination Ranked by Heresy) High Effort [GTFIH]

[EmperorVon]

It’s true your dumb fuck. Go ahead summon any source that isn’t at least decades after his supposed death. (You can’t)

 

[Chars]

Jesus never existed, he reads like a fictional character, he was created by a fringe sect of Judaism who read over the scripts. There is actually zero contemporary sources for his existence. Even the very earliest sources are decades after his supposed death.

Sources being dated within decades of a major figure of antiquity is the gold standard in historical research

 

[EmperorVon]

Sources being dated within decades of a major figure of antiquity is the gold standard in historical research

No it’s not, especially when you factor in the people writing them were born after he supposedly died and the accounts they took where completely unreliable because none of them actually met Jesus (literally never met him in the flesh).

 

[Chars]

No it’s not, especially when you factor in the people writing them were born after he supposedly died and the accounts they took where completely unreliable because none of them actually met Jesus (literally never met him in the flesh).

Oral history was the norm in the first century; within this context, the gospel accounts being written only decades after Jesus crucifixion is nothing unusual

 

[EmperorVon]

Oral history was the norm in the first century; within this context, the gospel accounts being written only decades after Jesus crucifixion is nothing unusual

Oral history form a bunch of people who never met him, and those claiming they did only in a spiritual form / sense doesn’t exactly count as legitimate evidence to anyone with a functioning brain.

 

[Chars]

Oral history form a bunch of people who never met him, and those claiming they did only in a spiritual form / sense doesn’t exactly count as legitimate evidence to anyone with a functioning brain.

Do you understand how oral history works? First-hand accounts are passed down verbally and considering the short time span, there was no opportunity for legends to form

 

[EmperorVon]

Do you understand how oral history works? First-hand accounts are passed down verbally and considering the short time span, there was no opportunity for legends to form

There was if it was from a fringe sect of Judaism, you seriously think a myth like that wouldn’t spread in a few decades in a space place like Israel? Truly brainless if you think there’s any validity to Christianity

 

[CloudyCuck]

Catholics are also muslim and jewmaxxed since vatican II

 

[CloudyCuck]

Jesus never existed, he reads like a fictional character, he was created by a fringe sect of Judaism who read over the scripts. There is actually zero contemporary sources for his existence. Even the very earliest sources are decades after his supposed death.

Retard, Roman historians affirm He existed

 

[DownwardGrowthCel]

Bump

 

[DownwardGrowthCel]

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[yandex99]

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Another issue with your doctrines and the post first century church heretics aka father's is the bible says avoid vain philosophies while you guys just created a Greek pagan religion with Christian terms

 

[CollioureViews]

INTRODUCTION

This thread will go through the major Christian denominations from most heretical to least heretical, explaining what they believe, where they diverged from the original Church, and how Christianity slowly fragmented over time into thousands of competing interpretations.




Jehovah’s Witnesses

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Heresy level: 98%

Jehovah’s Witnesses deny that Jesus is truly God. Instead, they believe He is a created being, basically the highest creation rather than the eternal Son of God.

This completely destroys the core of Christianity. If Christ is not truly God incarnate, then salvation itself collapses.

They also reject ancient Church tradition and place massive authority in their organization.

Heretic analysis:
“Christianity rewritten by corporate management”

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Mormons

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Heresy level: 95%

Mormons added entirely new scriptures, prophets, and revelations centuries after Christianity was already established.

They believe God the Father was once a man and that humans can eventually become gods themselves.

At that point the theology barely even resembles historical Christianity anymore.

Heretic analysis:
“fan fiction became canon”
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Progressive Churches

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Heresy level: 90%

These churches slowly dissolve Christianity into modern social philosophy.

Miracles become metaphors.
Sin becomes “self expression”.
The resurrection becomes symbolic.
Judgment disappears completely.

Christian language remains, but the actual faith gets hollowed out until almost nothing supernatural is left.

Heretic analysis:
“Christianity after being filtered through Twitter and HR meetings”
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Evangelical / Non denominational Churches

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Heresy level: 75%

The main problem here is private interpretation.

One pastor reads the Bible.
Creates his own interpretation.
Starts a church.
Then another pastor disagrees and starts another church.

Repeat this process thousands of times and you get modern Protestantism.

Everyone claims the Holy Spirit personally guides their interpretation while all disagree with each other doctrinally.

Heretic analysis:
“source: trust me bro i read Romans once”
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Pentecostals

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Heresy level: 72%

Pentecostalism heavily focuses on emotions, speaking in tongues, ecstatic experiences, and dramatic worship environments.

Services often become emotionally charged spectacles where feelings are treated as proof of divine presence.

The issue is that emotional intensity is not the same thing as truth.

Heretic analysis:
“holy spirit or emotional overload?”
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Baptists

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Heresy level: 68%

Baptists reduce Christianity heavily to individual belief and personal Bible reading.

The historical Church, liturgical continuity, sacramental life, and ancient tradition become secondary or disappear entirely.

Christianity becomes:
“me, my Bible, and my interpretation”.

Heretic analysis:
“400 year old denomination explaining a 2000 year old faith”
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Lutherans

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Heresy level: 55%

Lutherans preserved more structure and tradition than many other Protestant groups, but still inherited the core Protestant problem:
rejecting the authority and continuity of the ancient Church.

The doctrine of sola scriptura opened the door to endless fragmentation.

Heretic analysis:
“slightly closer to the source material”
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Anglicans

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Heresy level: 50%

Anglicanism preserved much of the external appearance of historical Christianity:
robes, liturgy, hierarchy, aesthetics.

But underneath, theological instability slowly developed over time through compromise and innovation.

Heretic analysis:
“Catholicism developed in a British laboratory”
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Catholicism

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Heresy level: 25%

Catholicism preserved apostolic succession, sacraments, saints, fasting, and much of ancient Christianity.

The major issue was the gradual centralization of authority around the Pope, alongside later theological additions and dogmatic developments that appeared centuries after the early Church.

The problem was not immediate collapse, but slow institutional drift.

Heretic analysis:
“the closest branch that still patched the original game”
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Orthodoxy

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Heresy level: 0%

The Orthodox Church did not reinvent Christianity, modernize it, or restructure it around new philosophies.

It simply continued.

The liturgy remained.
The sacraments remained.
The theology remained.
The worship remained.

While the rest of Christianity fragmented, innovated, simplified, emotionalized, commercialized, politicized, and modernized itself, Orthodoxy stayed rooted in the same faith preserved since the ancient Church.

Heretic analysis:
“still running the original build after 2000 years”



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Didn't the Orthodox church move to canonise a faggot recently?

 

[swaggers]

this shit is a cult LMFAO

How can you believe in christianity when there are atrocities being commited

 

[swaggers]

this shit is a cult LMFAO

How can you believe in christianity when there are atrocities being commited

Dont say "free will"

If "god" already knows what youre gonna do, is it free will?
Why would an all-loving god put someone on this earth if he KNOWS that theyre not gonna believe in god and get sent straight to hell?
Why would he put people on earth if he knows that theyre gonna commit mass atrocities?