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If you're at least 5 PSL and a teenager in high school, you should be Eboymaxxing.
1. Haircutmaxxing. Get an eboy haircut.
There are many types of eboy haircuts, I suggest you to try out different ones, see which one you're the most comfortable with and which one suits your face the most.
a) Curtain style haircut (aka the Lil Huddy classic)
So for this one it took me around 4 months to grow my hair out, it can get messy sometimes, so I recommend using various hair products like the sea salt hair spray that you should apply to your hair after you wash it so it adds some volume to it if you have naturally thin hair. You can pick it up at pretty much any grocery store and it's very cheap. The most difficult thing is splitting your hair to the point where the splittage becomes natural so your hair stays on both sides. It takes some time to do it right, I recommend using a hairdryer and a comb to properly split it.
b) Curly eboy hair (perm)
Now for this one you should normally have very thick hair, but try experimenting a little, maybe it could work out for you. I know a guy who had the Justin Bieber 2010 haircut for more than 70 % of his life and he had very thin hair, but then he got a perm and it worked out pretty well for him.
c) Long hair
Now if you're going to have very long hair, I strongly suggest you to not do it unless your face has dominant features, like a strong lower third, wide jaws, hooded eyes, you need at least one of these features, otherwise you will just end up looking like a girl and that's not good.
Most male models who have long hair are always going to have some type of dominant traits to their face.
d) Colored hair
Try experimenting with color. Just apply some pink color to your normie haircut and it's done. I think this was mostly popularised by the rapper Lil Peep. You can also try using multiple colors on your hair, like a mix of black and blue, or part your hair down in the middle and color each side differently (also done by Lil Peep). Bleaching your hair is also an option.
2. Clothesmaxxing. Get some eboy clothes.
Most eboys normally wear black clothes. So a typical eboy outfit would go something like this:
1. A long-sleeved shirt either white, black or the prisoner stripes.
2. A short-sleeved black or white t-shirt on the top of that white, black or prisoner stripes shirt. Eboys usually tend to choose shirts with edgy messages to the society or shirts from metal bands like Metallica and Megadeth also got popular recently. Skater clothes are also a very popular choice, especially Thrasher t-shirts. You can also wear Thrasher hoodies, merch from rappers that you like or branded crewnecks that will normally be black.
3. Shoes. Eboys tend to love very low profile shoes, they sadly don't like Jordans, so you can say goodbye to them. You will either have to wear Vans or some retro looking Nikes. If you insist on wearing high profile shoes, you can still wear boots that eboys are wearing all the time. Filas are also a popular choice.
4. Socks. They normally wear white socks, 80 % of the time. I suggest Fila, Nike and Vans socks and pull them up as far as they go. They also like socks with edgy messages to the society like "I don't give a fuck."
5. Pants. They almost always wear some type of jeans, black or light blue. Preferably not too skinny and not too baggy, somewhere in between. Ripped jeans are a good choice for them. Sometimes they like them to be a little too short too.
6. Chains, crosses, locks and necklaces. Don't forget to wear them too, otherwise you won't look edgy enough. You can always order them for cheap on Amazon and there's never enough of them.
7. Other stuff. It is always recommended to wear belts too, if you can afford, wear the branded ones like Gucci, otherwise buy something off of Amazon that will represent the aesthetic fairly well and will look edgy. Another thing is wearing makeup and painting their nails, which I still don't recommend doing.
3. Socialmaxxing, statusmaxxing and how to act like an eboy
Now that you've picked up on all that, you are an eboy. So you also need to act like one or you will just be considered a poser and you don't want that.
1. TikTok. Start making eboy TikToks. Not much talent is going to be needed, just look at what others are doing and copy them into oblivion. Usually it's just lip syncing, easy dances or making cringy faces.
2. Statusmaxxing. Most of your status will be gained if you can get a decent amount of followers on TikTok with your "eboying". It is also important to act cool and not give a fuck about anything, become low inhib, always stay calm under pressure, it takes time to train that until it becomes subconsciously written into your mind, but it is doable. As you are going to start making these Tik Toks, girls will sometimes leave heart comments and positive messages under your Tik Toks, throwing compliments at you how hot you are, how good looking you are etc. It is important to know that this type of statusmaxxing does not work for a lot of people, surgerymaxxing might be needed for this one, but definitely doable for 6+ psl guys. Also get to know some of your best angles to record at, it helps, use various filters etc. I've done this type of "eboying" on TikTok myself, guys on here rated me as 5 PSL, a lot of guys rated me even lower. Now this doesn't work very well in my country, because eboys just aren't big here. I did get some heart comments and simps in the comment section tho. Best type of free dopamine.
3. Socialmaxxing. Make sure that people from your school, especially girls find out about your Tik Tok account. As soon as they see comments from simps, you know what comes next. We already know how the mind of women work. If there is high demand and they see all these other girls liking you, they will want to hang out with you too and like you.
4. Snapchatmaxxing. So this also goes under socialmaxxing category. The basic principle of socialmaxxing is also making people want you, making them want to hang out with you, so THEY reach out to you and not you desperately reaching out to them saying "when do you have time?". They should be the one asking you this question. Document everything and every time you hang out with someone on your Snapchat stories, so you seem like a very social person. Even if you only have 1 or 2 friends that you always hang out with, still go do it. Now you also have to document things like alcohol and doing edgy stuff with them. Be low inhib, low iq, jump into a pile of snow half naked, be creative, do epic shit on your stories, people will see it, they will be sorry they weren't there, they will perceive you as a savage and they will want to be around you the next time. This is how you're socialcirclemaxxing too. Now the next step is you ask some people to put you on their Snapchat stories and tag you, also make sure to include some of your best selfies you've ever taken, even if you Photoshop a little, no one's going to notice anyway, learn how to fraud angles, this way more people will look at your stories, always make them epic.
5. Dark Triad. You need to be dark triad too. You have to learn how to manipulate with people, especially girls. NEVER SIMP. Do not ever simp for a girl, never chase women, never show them that you need them and most importantly never show them that you're weak in any moment or situation given. Instead let the women chase after you. So being a sociopath might help you with that, especially manipulating people into giving you what you want, as a sociopath you will set great goals in life. Did you know that most LAWYERS and SURGEONS are sociopaths? Lawyers have no trouble with lying in to people's faces and surgeons have no trouble with tearing apart alive humans (not necessarily saying they are bad people, god no). Most CEOs and world's top leaders are sociopaths too. Next step is narcissism. For other people to like you, you need to like yourself too. You are the greatest and you have to believe in it all the time 24/7. You are right, everyone else is wrong, you will make it. Narcissists usually have a huge confidence and self esteem. That's perceived as a huge bonus in social situations, you are also a very good actor and get to convince anyone that you are right, you get the talent of shape shifting through different personalities, in which your typical normie sucks, because he only has one boring personality, you my friend, will have many. You will be able to fake being charismatic, charming and lovely.
Hope I helped!
1. Haircutmaxxing. Get an eboy haircut.
There are many types of eboy haircuts, I suggest you to try out different ones, see which one you're the most comfortable with and which one suits your face the most.
a) Curtain style haircut (aka the Lil Huddy classic)
So for this one it took me around 4 months to grow my hair out, it can get messy sometimes, so I recommend using various hair products like the sea salt hair spray that you should apply to your hair after you wash it so it adds some volume to it if you have naturally thin hair. You can pick it up at pretty much any grocery store and it's very cheap. The most difficult thing is splitting your hair to the point where the splittage becomes natural so your hair stays on both sides. It takes some time to do it right, I recommend using a hairdryer and a comb to properly split it.
b) Curly eboy hair (perm)
Now for this one you should normally have very thick hair, but try experimenting a little, maybe it could work out for you. I know a guy who had the Justin Bieber 2010 haircut for more than 70 % of his life and he had very thin hair, but then he got a perm and it worked out pretty well for him.
c) Long hair
Now if you're going to have very long hair, I strongly suggest you to not do it unless your face has dominant features, like a strong lower third, wide jaws, hooded eyes, you need at least one of these features, otherwise you will just end up looking like a girl and that's not good.
Most male models who have long hair are always going to have some type of dominant traits to their face.
d) Colored hair
Try experimenting with color. Just apply some pink color to your normie haircut and it's done. I think this was mostly popularised by the rapper Lil Peep. You can also try using multiple colors on your hair, like a mix of black and blue, or part your hair down in the middle and color each side differently (also done by Lil Peep). Bleaching your hair is also an option.
2. Clothesmaxxing. Get some eboy clothes.
Most eboys normally wear black clothes. So a typical eboy outfit would go something like this:
1. A long-sleeved shirt either white, black or the prisoner stripes.
2. A short-sleeved black or white t-shirt on the top of that white, black or prisoner stripes shirt. Eboys usually tend to choose shirts with edgy messages to the society or shirts from metal bands like Metallica and Megadeth also got popular recently. Skater clothes are also a very popular choice, especially Thrasher t-shirts. You can also wear Thrasher hoodies, merch from rappers that you like or branded crewnecks that will normally be black.
3. Shoes. Eboys tend to love very low profile shoes, they sadly don't like Jordans, so you can say goodbye to them. You will either have to wear Vans or some retro looking Nikes. If you insist on wearing high profile shoes, you can still wear boots that eboys are wearing all the time. Filas are also a popular choice.
4. Socks. They normally wear white socks, 80 % of the time. I suggest Fila, Nike and Vans socks and pull them up as far as they go. They also like socks with edgy messages to the society like "I don't give a fuck."
5. Pants. They almost always wear some type of jeans, black or light blue. Preferably not too skinny and not too baggy, somewhere in between. Ripped jeans are a good choice for them. Sometimes they like them to be a little too short too.
6. Chains, crosses, locks and necklaces. Don't forget to wear them too, otherwise you won't look edgy enough. You can always order them for cheap on Amazon and there's never enough of them.
7. Other stuff. It is always recommended to wear belts too, if you can afford, wear the branded ones like Gucci, otherwise buy something off of Amazon that will represent the aesthetic fairly well and will look edgy. Another thing is wearing makeup and painting their nails, which I still don't recommend doing.
3. Socialmaxxing, statusmaxxing and how to act like an eboy
Now that you've picked up on all that, you are an eboy. So you also need to act like one or you will just be considered a poser and you don't want that.
1. TikTok. Start making eboy TikToks. Not much talent is going to be needed, just look at what others are doing and copy them into oblivion. Usually it's just lip syncing, easy dances or making cringy faces.
2. Statusmaxxing. Most of your status will be gained if you can get a decent amount of followers on TikTok with your "eboying". It is also important to act cool and not give a fuck about anything, become low inhib, always stay calm under pressure, it takes time to train that until it becomes subconsciously written into your mind, but it is doable. As you are going to start making these Tik Toks, girls will sometimes leave heart comments and positive messages under your Tik Toks, throwing compliments at you how hot you are, how good looking you are etc. It is important to know that this type of statusmaxxing does not work for a lot of people, surgerymaxxing might be needed for this one, but definitely doable for 6+ psl guys. Also get to know some of your best angles to record at, it helps, use various filters etc. I've done this type of "eboying" on TikTok myself, guys on here rated me as 5 PSL, a lot of guys rated me even lower. Now this doesn't work very well in my country, because eboys just aren't big here. I did get some heart comments and simps in the comment section tho. Best type of free dopamine.
3. Socialmaxxing. Make sure that people from your school, especially girls find out about your Tik Tok account. As soon as they see comments from simps, you know what comes next. We already know how the mind of women work. If there is high demand and they see all these other girls liking you, they will want to hang out with you too and like you.
4. Snapchatmaxxing. So this also goes under socialmaxxing category. The basic principle of socialmaxxing is also making people want you, making them want to hang out with you, so THEY reach out to you and not you desperately reaching out to them saying "when do you have time?". They should be the one asking you this question. Document everything and every time you hang out with someone on your Snapchat stories, so you seem like a very social person. Even if you only have 1 or 2 friends that you always hang out with, still go do it. Now you also have to document things like alcohol and doing edgy stuff with them. Be low inhib, low iq, jump into a pile of snow half naked, be creative, do epic shit on your stories, people will see it, they will be sorry they weren't there, they will perceive you as a savage and they will want to be around you the next time. This is how you're socialcirclemaxxing too. Now the next step is you ask some people to put you on their Snapchat stories and tag you, also make sure to include some of your best selfies you've ever taken, even if you Photoshop a little, no one's going to notice anyway, learn how to fraud angles, this way more people will look at your stories, always make them epic.
5. Dark Triad. You need to be dark triad too. You have to learn how to manipulate with people, especially girls. NEVER SIMP. Do not ever simp for a girl, never chase women, never show them that you need them and most importantly never show them that you're weak in any moment or situation given. Instead let the women chase after you. So being a sociopath might help you with that, especially manipulating people into giving you what you want, as a sociopath you will set great goals in life. Did you know that most LAWYERS and SURGEONS are sociopaths? Lawyers have no trouble with lying in to people's faces and surgeons have no trouble with tearing apart alive humans (not necessarily saying they are bad people, god no). Most CEOs and world's top leaders are sociopaths too. Next step is narcissism. For other people to like you, you need to like yourself too. You are the greatest and you have to believe in it all the time 24/7. You are right, everyone else is wrong, you will make it. Narcissists usually have a huge confidence and self esteem. That's perceived as a huge bonus in social situations, you are also a very good actor and get to convince anyone that you are right, you get the talent of shape shifting through different personalities, in which your typical normie sucks, because he only has one boring personality, you my friend, will have many. You will be able to fake being charismatic, charming and lovely.
Hope I helped!