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THIS IS THE SUMMER ASCENSION GUIDE FOR ALL YOU GREYCELS!!!
i will be covering all the important things you need to focus on to get that nice summer ascension you are looking for
we will kick things off with your hair.
what you need to know for your hair is,
-texture
-thickness
-color
-balding
i wont be getting too in depth in this thread since there are plenty of good threads out there, all you need to know is to use oral and topical minoxidil for hair thickness, combined with derma stamping (not derma rolling), dying your hair to match your phenotype, which will be dark for most people, and to use dutasteride or finasteride for balding, combined with ru58841 if you really need it.
second thing, skin.
you need to know your skin type and which products work for you and that might take a while, but will be worth it.
you need,
-a cleanser (for your skin type)
-something to target your specific needs (accutane, ghk-cu, melanotan 1/2)
-some retinoid
-shave of your joke to facial hair
YOU DONT NEED A MOISTURIZER, you will just ruin your natural skin barrier and end up all oily.
third thing, brows and lashes
you will need to,
-dye your eyebrows dark
-shape them
-remove that ugly ass unibrow
-use, again, minoxidil and a derma stamp
fourth thing, physique
VERY IMPORTANT NOTE; natty lifting is cope, if youre not willing to roid youre not willing to ascend.
you will need,
-to workout 3-4 times a week, targeting shoulders, chest and back (for aesthetics)
-a good diet, .75g protein per lb of body weight, while maintaining a slightly calorie deficit and a high carb intake
-performance enhancing drugs, there are many good threads about it
finally, tan and misc
everyone appreciates a nice tan, so you should of course get one yourself by,
-tanning (minimize this tho)
-taking 100-200mg beta carotene everyday
-maybe melanotan 1/2, if you wont want to tan in the sun
there are of course other things that you can do to get that summer ascension, but i have covered all the most important things.
i hope you will get your summer ascension from reading this thread, or at least an idea of it. this guide certainly wont make you chad, but at least help with getting better
inb4 โmuh waterโ โdnrโ, this is a thread for greycels, not for you with 10k posts.
hope you have a good day, mr reader
-i_Mogger
i will be covering all the important things you need to focus on to get that nice summer ascension you are looking for
we will kick things off with your hair.
what you need to know for your hair is,
-texture
-thickness
-color
-balding
i wont be getting too in depth in this thread since there are plenty of good threads out there, all you need to know is to use oral and topical minoxidil for hair thickness, combined with derma stamping (not derma rolling), dying your hair to match your phenotype, which will be dark for most people, and to use dutasteride or finasteride for balding, combined with ru58841 if you really need it.
second thing, skin.
you need to know your skin type and which products work for you and that might take a while, but will be worth it.
you need,
-a cleanser (for your skin type)
-something to target your specific needs (accutane, ghk-cu, melanotan 1/2)
-some retinoid
-shave of your joke to facial hair
YOU DONT NEED A MOISTURIZER, you will just ruin your natural skin barrier and end up all oily.
third thing, brows and lashes
you will need to,
-dye your eyebrows dark
-shape them
-remove that ugly ass unibrow
-use, again, minoxidil and a derma stamp
fourth thing, physique
VERY IMPORTANT NOTE; natty lifting is cope, if youre not willing to roid youre not willing to ascend.
you will need,
-to workout 3-4 times a week, targeting shoulders, chest and back (for aesthetics)
-a good diet, .75g protein per lb of body weight, while maintaining a slightly calorie deficit and a high carb intake
-performance enhancing drugs, there are many good threads about it
finally, tan and misc
everyone appreciates a nice tan, so you should of course get one yourself by,
-tanning (minimize this tho)
-taking 100-200mg beta carotene everyday
-maybe melanotan 1/2, if you wont want to tan in the sun
there are of course other things that you can do to get that summer ascension, but i have covered all the most important things.
i hope you will get your summer ascension from reading this thread, or at least an idea of it. this guide certainly wont make you chad, but at least help with getting better
inb4 โmuh waterโ โdnrโ, this is a thread for greycels, not for you with 10k posts.
hope you have a good day, mr reader
-i_Mogger
