The Ultimate Softmaxx

[gymislife]

Whenever you are feeling the need of snacking on something.. just eat carrots

- they are super low-calorie, high-fiber and they are satiating so it'll help with getting lean
- contain lots of beta carotene which will help with your skin complexion
- they are hard to chew on so it'll work your masseters tremendously
- contain lots of vitamins which will help getting in your RDI of vitamins and minerals
- are cheap

Here's an example of 2 people in their 30s, one who snacks on carrots vs imaginary scenario of someone who's been snacking on processed sugar his whole life:

Spoiler

Spoiler

You choose which one to look like.

ft. @Amnesia @Pietrosiek

 

[Deleted member 8165]

ok

 

[Deleted member 4430]

carrots lobby infiltrated the forum

 

[Deleted member 7651]

"Cope"

 

[Deleted member 9699]

just shit a lot theory

 

[Pietrosiek]

No bloat no care

 

[TITUS]

Legit, you got to peal them though, it sucks.

 

[JustAFewMM]

Legit, you got to peal them though, it sucks.

no you dont

 

[TITUS]

no you dont

Depends what you buy, the regular ones are all dirty and have cracks and whatnot, you got to peel them.
If you buy baby carrots that's another thing, but baby carrots are for babies.

 

[Lolcel]

Just be rabbit theory

 

[THEMOGEE]

Literally opened this thread whilst eating a carrot

 

[Deleted member 10536]

Actually tried that years ago, also due to carotene meme.
I got fucked up and didn't know or understand what was the problem. Then I just got tired of chewing on carrots and all my issues went away. Then it clicked, carrots were fucking up my heart, seriously. Actually most of the vegetables do it for me, if in higher amounts. I'll stick to chewing rare steaks instead, like a caveman.

 

[RoundHouse]

Actually tried that years ago, also due to carotene meme.
I got fucked up and didn't know or understand what was the problem. Then I just got tired of chewing on carrots and all my issues went away. Then it clicked, carrots were fucking up my heart, seriously. Actually most of the vegetables do it for me, if in higher amounts. I'll stick to chewing rare steaks instead, like a caveman.

Damn, sounds pretty fucked, ty for the info bro, (also cute avi ngl)

 

[JawGuyFatFaceGuy]

Whenever you are feeling the need of snacking on something.. just eat carrots

- they are super low-calorie, high-fiber and they are satiating so it'll help with getting lean
- contain lots of beta carotene which will help with your skin complexion
- they are hard to chew on so it'll work your masseters tremendously
- contain lots of vitamins which will help getting in your RDI of vitamins and minerals
- are cheap

Here's an example of 2 people in their 30s, one who snacks on carrots vs imaginary scenario of someone who's been snacking on processed sugar his whole life:

Spoiler

Spoiler

You choose which one to look like.

ft. @Amnesia @Pietrosiek

Apart from carrots what else can i eat

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

Actually tried that years ago, also due to carotene meme.
I got fucked up and didn't know or understand what was the problem. Then I just got tired of chewing on carrots and all my issues went away. Then it clicked, carrots were fucking up my heart, seriously. Actually most of the vegetables do it for me, if in higher amounts. I'll stick to chewing rare steaks instead, like a caveman.

Wat kind of heart issues?

 

[Deleted member 10536]

Wat kind of heart issues?

Palpitations, arrhythmia. It was years ago, so hard to describe exact sensations now, but at times thought that I was about to die. Was especially bad, while laying down. Very uncomfortable to fall asleep, when you're in a panic every 5minutes.

 

[Deleted member 6423]

Palpitations, arrhythmia. It was years ago, so hard to describe exact sensations now, but at times thought that I was about to die. Was especially bad, while laying down. Very uncomfortable to fall asleep, when you're in a panic every 5minutes.

imagine almost being taken out by some carrots

 

[Deleted member 6873]

imagine almost being taken out by some carrots
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RIP @Intjcel
DIED OF CARROT INDUCED HEART ATTACK

 

[Deleted member 5818]

Palpitations, arrhythmia. It was years ago, so hard to describe exact sensations now, but at times thought that I was about to die. Was especially bad, while laying down. Very uncomfortable to fall asleep, when you're in a panic every 5minutes.

Lmfao that’s just natural selection at this point, should have accepted your fate. Life just ain’t made for people who can’t digest carrots

 

[Deleted member 10536]

imagine almost being taken out by some carrots
View attachment 785495

RIP @Intjcel
DIED OF CARROT INDUCED HEART ATTACK

Lmfao that’s just natural selection at this point, should have accepted your fate. Life just ain’t made for people who can’t digest carrots

True. Tbh I was buying them by kilos, but on the other hand maybe I'm just not a grazing animal and should eat and drink the flesh of the weak. Imo not a bad loss, not being able to eat shitty veggies. I'm quite happy with my steaks, eggs, chickens and cheeses. Not complaining.
And for skin glow I just carotene maxx anyway.
Serious note - was just trying to spread attention, that you can od on that shit, if you're inherently a carnivore person - I don't do well with grains either.

 

[IvanArgentina]

The Chad carrot vs the virgin betacarotene supp

 

[gymislife]

Palpitations, arrhythmia. It was years ago, so hard to describe exact sensations now, but at times thought that I was about to die. Was especially bad, while laying down. Very uncomfortable to fall asleep, when you're in a panic every 5minutes.

how many carrots did you eat in a day?

Apart from carrots what else can i eat

any fruit/vegetable is good for you man, i love green apples so much tbh, best snack

 

[Deleted member 10536]

how many carrots did you eat in a day?

Dunno, was years ago and I was doing it for the reasons you posted in your op + glow. So sometimes maybe a kilo a day, sometimes less. Was just trying to make it into a habit, as if chewing a gum for some masetter gains too.