The Ultimate Zeus drink (How to create it to max out everything)

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So you want a potion that can make you ascend by 245%?

Fine, I have the answer:

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They say all men are created equal but you look at small joe and big johnson and you see that the statement is not true. See if a man goes one on one with another wrestler he has a 57% chance of winning but I after the drink have a 68% chance of winning . A woman prefers a bear over the man because the bear has a 72.86% chance of winning add a curt angle to the myth you have a 48% chance of winning because the numbers don’t lie.

So what do you need to put in the blender?

- 2 multivitamins (Needs A-Z vitamins + minerals)
- 300 mg magnesium
- 25 mg zinc
- 8 mg boron
- Vitamin B6 100 mg
- Vitamin B12 1000 mcg
- 5000 mg ashwaghandha
- 25 mg mk 677
- 1.5g turkesterone
- 1.5g Ginseng
- 200g protein
- 26g BCAAs blue raspberry or whatever flavour you like
- 1g Taurine
- 4g Creatine
- 400 mg Caffeine

Now mix all of it (including the supplements) to make it a liquid:

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You are now a Chad:
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or u could just inject
 
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Will it make me look like Robert Pattinson?
 
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So you want a potion that can make you ascend by 245%?

Fine, I have the answer:

View attachment 3743269

They say all men are created equal but you look at small joe and big johnson and you see that the statement is not true. See if a man goes one on one with another wrestler he has a 57% chance of winning but I after the drink have a 68% chance of winning . A woman prefers a bear over the man because the bear has a 72.86% chance of winning add a curt angle to the myth you have a 48% chance of winning because the numbers don’t lie.

So what do you need to put in the blender?

- 2 multivitamins (Needs A-Z vitamins + minerals)
- 300 mg magnesium
- 25 mg zinc
- 8 mg boron
- Vitamin B6 100 mg
- Vitamin B12 1000 mcg
- 5000 mg ashwaghandha
- 25 mg mk 677
- 1.5g turkesterone
- 1.5g Ginseng
- 200g protein
- 26g BCAAs blue raspberry or whatever flavour you like
- 1g Taurine
- 4g Creatine
- 400 mg Caffeine

Now mix all of it (including the supplements) to make it a liquid:

View attachment 3743298

You are now a Chad:
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View attachment 3743296View attachment 3743294
 
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Thanks for this
the magnesium im taking is makimng me having the creaziest shits of all time now i gotta do a massive shit like it feels like im dying sometimes result of high t guys
 
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What the fuck are the 5000 mg of Ashwagandha for, that shit's gonna knock you out COLD
 
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So you want a potion that can make you ascend by 245%?

Fine, I have the answer:

View attachment 3743269

They say all men are created equal but you look at small joe and big johnson and you see that the statement is not true. See if a man goes one on one with another wrestler he has a 57% chance of winning but I after the drink have a 68% chance of winning . A woman prefers a bear over the man because the bear has a 72.86% chance of winning add a curt angle to the myth you have a 48% chance of winning because the numbers don’t lie.

So what do you need to put in the blender?

- 2 multivitamins (Needs A-Z vitamins + minerals)
- 300 mg magnesium
- 25 mg zinc
- 8 mg boron
- Vitamin B6 100 mg
- Vitamin B12 1000 mcg
- 5000 mg ashwaghandha
- 25 mg mk 677
- 1.5g turkesterone
- 1.5g Ginseng
- 200g protein
- 26g BCAAs blue raspberry or whatever flavour you like
- 1g Taurine
- 4g Creatine
- 400 mg Caffeine

Now mix all of it (including the supplements) to make it a liquid:

View attachment 3743298

You are now a Chad:
View attachment 3743297

View attachment 3743296View attachment 3743294
will never work like a beautiful testosterone injection
 
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Diarrhea speedrun
 
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Will it make me look like Robert Pattinson?
Well he’s a vampire in twilight and you’ll definitely be dead after this concoction so maybe
 
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Supplements are extracted and coated with industrial solvents which has the ability to grow tumors on your body.

They're also BARELY absorbed when you consume it all together as they compete for absorbtion.

They are also high in heavy metals that can cause heart disease, kidney failure etc, especially when you are consuming them all like this.

So yeah, fuck ur incel drink
 
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the magnesium im taking is makimng me having the creaziest shits of all time now i gotta do a massive shit like it feels like im dying sometimes result of high t guys
Yeah it’s great when it comes to constipation
 
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What the fuck are the 5000 mg of Ashwagandha for, that shit's gonna knock you out COLD
Gg
It’s not always like that some take as high as 8000 mg with no effects
 
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So you want a potion that can make you ascend by 245%?

Fine, I have the answer:

View attachment 3743269

They say all men are created equal but you look at small joe and big johnson and you see that the statement is not true. See if a man goes one on one with another wrestler he has a 57% chance of winning but I after the drink have a 68% chance of winning . A woman prefers a bear over the man because the bear has a 72.86% chance of winning add a curt angle to the myth you have a 48% chance of winning because the numbers don’t lie.

So what do you need to put in the blender?

- 2 multivitamins (Needs A-Z vitamins + minerals)
- 300 mg magnesium
- 25 mg zinc
- 8 mg boron
- Vitamin B6 100 mg
- Vitamin B12 1000 mcg
- 5000 mg ashwaghandha
- 25 mg mk 677
- 1.5g turkesterone
- 1.5g Ginseng
- 200g protein
- 26g BCAAs blue raspberry or whatever flavour you like
- 1g Taurine
- 4g Creatine
- 400 mg Caffeine

Now mix all of it (including the supplements) to make it a liquid:

View attachment 3743298

You are now a Chad:
View attachment 3743297

View attachment 3743296View attachment 3743294
No
 
What the fuck are the 5000 mg of Ashwagandha for, that shit's gonna knock you out COLD
What would it even do other than make you sleepy
 

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