the urge to fuck my calculus teacher is too strong

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Tallooksmaxxer

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i wish i was not recessed :fuk::fuk::fuk:

i would make her do dirty talk with her british accent
 
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"thats a mad big dick innit bruv, mans tryna get some o that in these ends, bare still"
 
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bump :fuk::fuk:
 
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Ask her out then
 
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all women are pdf when i was in highschool i noticed this 40 years old teacher staring at my crotch and smiling at me its like she cant help it plus she got a fat ass but i was a bitch boy and bluepilled
 
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If you're thinking about taking a shit on her desk to attract her to your DNA, be careful.
 
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i wish i was not recessed :fuk::fuk::fuk:

i would make her do dirty talk with her british accent
Dont shower for a month then go to her class your pheromones will attract jer
 
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Dont shower for a month then go to her class your pheromones will attract jer
Also, if you piss on your hand and let it dry then shake her hand, the perspiration will transfer your DNA into her bloodstream and she'll have wet dreams about you. And hence, she'll want you. It's a Cheap Trick.

 
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Also, if you piss on your hand and let it dry then shake her hand, the perspiration will transfer your DNA into her bloodstream and she'll have wet dreams about you. And hence, she'll want you. It's a Cheap Trick.


Good
 
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:rage::rage::rage:
 
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remind me again, wahts bimax again??
I am a greycell, tiktokcell, fakecell afterall so you gotta say what that means again
search it up bro. you need to go through that greycel phase, no spoonfeeding.
 
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search it up bro. you need to go through that greycel phase, no spoonfeeding.
ohhh the chin? jaw thingy infront. yeeyeyey ty brah, cool quote actually

'' You need to go through that greycell phase, no spponfeeding''
fire fire :Comfy:
 
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i wish i was not recessed :fuk::fuk::fuk:

i would make her do dirty talk with her british accent
Your calculus teacher

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