BigJimsWornOutTires
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This isn't a fucking love story, dipshits! It's a misogynistic degradation of women. Okay, so it's somewhat of a love story. And it begins with a woman undergoing a vagina makeover.
"Done!" the surgeon concluded the operation a success. He slammed the bloody towel into the floor and showboated with a dance. The nurses celebrated as a few twerked.
Returning to consciousness from the anesthesia, Bridget opened her eyes. Watching the nurse roll the metal tray away, she knew what this meant. Ah, yes, she's a virgin once more.
The next day, her vagina is ruined by a random fuck. The End.
What have we learned from this simple tale of womanhood?
First, the poetic name for her vagina. Junkyard. Our penises are referred to as junk, is it not? So fair is fair in this world of educated conclusions that the opposite genitalia must be the junkyard. Indeed, it was a woman who coined this slang because it wasn't fully thought out.
Second, unlike the clickbait title suggesting it was a love story, we learned immediately from the first paragraph this was not the case, and I quote, "This isn't a fucking love story, dipshits!" However, two sentences later, it suggested otherwise, and I quote, "Okay, so it's somewhat of a love story." Unfortunately, neither was the case. Ah, yes, this was just another TLDR indeed. And you read it! Brutal.
"Done!" the surgeon concluded the operation a success. He slammed the bloody towel into the floor and showboated with a dance. The nurses celebrated as a few twerked.
Returning to consciousness from the anesthesia, Bridget opened her eyes. Watching the nurse roll the metal tray away, she knew what this meant. Ah, yes, she's a virgin once more.
The next day, her vagina is ruined by a random fuck. The End.
What have we learned from this simple tale of womanhood?
First, the poetic name for her vagina. Junkyard. Our penises are referred to as junk, is it not? So fair is fair in this world of educated conclusions that the opposite genitalia must be the junkyard. Indeed, it was a woman who coined this slang because it wasn't fully thought out.
Second, unlike the clickbait title suggesting it was a love story, we learned immediately from the first paragraph this was not the case, and I quote, "This isn't a fucking love story, dipshits!" However, two sentences later, it suggested otherwise, and I quote, "Okay, so it's somewhat of a love story." Unfortunately, neither was the case. Ah, yes, this was just another TLDR indeed. And you read it! Brutal.
