Jason Voorhees
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Walden Farm the food company that sells a bunch of low or zero calories options of popular food. I have a personal grudge with this company I talked about it in this thread in the F tier
But I want to do some more venting.Walden Farms is the equivalent of a gas station bathroom stall. Everything looks good from outside but inside it is all shit. "zero calorie" and "guilt-free" on the label but inside it's all chemicals. I picked it up first because it looked interesting. 0 calories peanut butter. what even is that. That sounds interesting
One scoop and holy shiet it was bad. The texture, the flavour, the mouth feel. Absolutely disgusting. Like legit chemical battery acid. So fucking bad. I also tried their ranch and it was even worse than the peanut butter. Legit tastes like melted plastic
They have perfected the art of selling watery, artificially flavored sludge to people who clearly hate themselves to count every calorie and shoe horning 0 zero calories food in everything.
I am a foodie and I love food. I like flavours, spices, condiments. Eating good food is one of lifes greatest pleasure. Nobody eats for sustenance no more and real food has fat, salt, ingredients that come from something that once lived or grew. This shit is just chemical sludge in a jar, food stripped of its dignity and only designed for the self-loathing. Fuck you walden farms
But I want to do some more venting.Walden Farms is the equivalent of a gas station bathroom stall. Everything looks good from outside but inside it is all shit. "zero calorie" and "guilt-free" on the label but inside it's all chemicals. I picked it up first because it looked interesting. 0 calories peanut butter. what even is that. That sounds interesting
One scoop and holy shiet it was bad. The texture, the flavour, the mouth feel. Absolutely disgusting. Like legit chemical battery acid. So fucking bad. I also tried their ranch and it was even worse than the peanut butter. Legit tastes like melted plastic
They have perfected the art of selling watery, artificially flavored sludge to people who clearly hate themselves to count every calorie and shoe horning 0 zero calories food in everything.
I am a foodie and I love food. I like flavours, spices, condiments. Eating good food is one of lifes greatest pleasure. Nobody eats for sustenance no more and real food has fat, salt, ingredients that come from something that once lived or grew. This shit is just chemical sludge in a jar, food stripped of its dignity and only designed for the self-loathing. Fuck you walden farms
