The WORST height to be for a male(It’s not 5’9)

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The worst height to be isn’t 5’9

The worst height is a height where you are too short for foids to want to date you,

And too tall for them to want to fuck you

For this reason, The worst height to be is 5’1

Unfortunately this is my height but at least I am a chadlite Indian mogger
 
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@diditeverbegin @snowbunnypolice @m0ss26
 
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average height in India is 5ft5, just get arranged marriage
 
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I'm 5'0 so I think I'm in the clear
 
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average height in India is 5ft5, just get arranged marriage
I am 5’7 with lifts
Unfortunately all of my female cousins are already married to my male cousins so I have to cold approach for marriage
 
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I am 5’7 with lifts
Unfortunately all of my female cousins are already married to my male cousins so I have to cold approach for marriage
get on a boat and come England, get the passport and go back to India, infinite status there
 
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get on a boat and come England, get the passport and go back to India, infinite status there
I’m landlocked I would have to walk for many months to even access a boat
Not that I have the money for it anyways
I am saving up to buy VIP on .org

Any other suggestions? You seem very educated in this topic
 
5’9 is the best height my bhais, mogs 6’6 @snowbunnypolice
 
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5’9 is the best height my bhais, mogs 6’6 @snowbunnypolice
Yeah
I wish i can be 5’9
I am 5’1 barefoot but with lifts i am 5’7
do you think i can be 5’9 with more lifts
 
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I wish i can be 5’9
I am 5’1 barefoot but with lifts i am 5’7
do you think i can be 5’9 with more lifts
Bro every time you post on here it’s pure satire but ur serious in DMs jfl
 
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Bro every time you post on here it’s pure satire but ur serious in DMs jfl
What u mean?
So can I be 5’9 or no
If I give you 5 JFL reps can u send me money for lifts

Also, rupee please
No dollar
 
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What u mean?
So can I be 5’9 or no
If I give you 5 JFL reps can u send me money for lifts

Also, rupee please
No dollar
Recite Jai hind and pray to salludon while bathing in cow piss to ascend to the manliest height of 5’9
 
Recite Jai hind and pray to salludon while bathing in cow piss to ascend to the manliest height of 5’9
ok i’ll give u 5 JFL reps only on one condition only if u send me rupee first then only after that i give u JFL rep ok?
 
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ok i’ll give u 5 JFL reps only on one condition only if u send me rupee first then only after that i give u JFL rep ok?
Ok saaar but don’t redeem yet
 
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fuck my height
 
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The worst height to be isn’t 5’9

The worst height is a height where you are too short for foids to want to date you,

And too tall for them to want to fuck you

For this reason, The worst height to be is 5’1

Unfortunately this is my height but at least I am a chadlite Indian mogger
yes
 
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