khazarianmafia73
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There was a time like 2.5 years ago, when I ate something really bad, probably spoilt meat or something.
I called my school to declare myself absent, without confirmation of my parents because when I did that I was taking an explosive shit that dwarves krakatoa. So maybe the lady behind the phone heard my sulfuric absolutely ear deafening shart that sounded like an MG42 killing the men at Omaha beach, perhaps it was deadlier than that. Either way I just said I wasnt going to be there, said my name, and then hung up mid-shart.
The substance that came after I dropped the log was something that resembled a hazelnut chocolate cake after being thrown off a mountain in a box. It was like a drain plug letting whatever was behind it flow out like a 12 gauge shotgun. My gut hurt really bad, and the pain came in waves.
Oh and the smell was fucking horrible. I do not want to describe it, but I got used to it eventually. How? I had to go the toilet every 40-60 minutes. Every 20-30 minutes I would experience unease in my gut, and then a few minutes later I shit the toilet with actual liquid. It did not feel like shit after several rounds, at the end it felt like pissing out light brown fluid out my arse, it was a beige brownish color with small chunks of blobs of shit in it.
It ended around 2:30 AM, I suffered a few hours of shit. When I went to bed, I was scared to shit myself, but somehow it did not happen.
Oh yeah it continued in the morning but dissipated around noon.
I called my school to declare myself absent, without confirmation of my parents because when I did that I was taking an explosive shit that dwarves krakatoa. So maybe the lady behind the phone heard my sulfuric absolutely ear deafening shart that sounded like an MG42 killing the men at Omaha beach, perhaps it was deadlier than that. Either way I just said I wasnt going to be there, said my name, and then hung up mid-shart.
The substance that came after I dropped the log was something that resembled a hazelnut chocolate cake after being thrown off a mountain in a box. It was like a drain plug letting whatever was behind it flow out like a 12 gauge shotgun. My gut hurt really bad, and the pain came in waves.
Oh and the smell was fucking horrible. I do not want to describe it, but I got used to it eventually. How? I had to go the toilet every 40-60 minutes. Every 20-30 minutes I would experience unease in my gut, and then a few minutes later I shit the toilet with actual liquid. It did not feel like shit after several rounds, at the end it felt like pissing out light brown fluid out my arse, it was a beige brownish color with small chunks of blobs of shit in it.
It ended around 2:30 AM, I suffered a few hours of shit. When I went to bed, I was scared to shit myself, but somehow it did not happen.
Oh yeah it continued in the morning but dissipated around noon.
