rapingfoids666
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Hey, im going to explain my long theory about jordan barrett, i may not prove this is %100 real but its just a theory.
So everybody knows that Jordan Barret is Gay / Bisexual right?? I dont think he really likes man, and hes just using it as a coverup. Heres my theory step by step;
Notice how Jordan Barrett's family members doesnt look like him that much?? Like look at them, NONE of them got such positive canthal tilt and medial canthus like his, his "One in a billion" eye area in question. A lot of people say "He created his own genetic", "He mutated his genes" Jfl but i dont think none of that makes sense.
Now heres the interesting part;
I think Barrett got canthoplasty (both medial and lateral) at 13-14 with an underground grey market surgeon. Like look at his family members, and look at him. It doesnt even make sense.
But what about the gay / bisexual thing??
Well, i think Jordan Barrett is trying to cover himself being a surgerycel by larping liking men, and marrying a man. I think his marriage is fake. since his wedding was small, there wasnt even that much people to prove that he really is married to him. I think hes using the gay marriage thing as an excuse to not have any kids, because if he haves kids; they might've understood that his "One in a billion eye area" or "God tier skull" isnt natural. This also happened with Adriana Lima, some people said her childs were ugly; and they didnt believe it was her children. I think in this case Jordan Barrett is just a guy that planned everything very well since childhood and built his fame brick by brick, remember that its just a theory and im not saying this is %100 real.
Mirin all of you that has read all of this
So everybody knows that Jordan Barret is Gay / Bisexual right?? I dont think he really likes man, and hes just using it as a coverup. Heres my theory step by step;
Notice how Jordan Barrett's family members doesnt look like him that much?? Like look at them, NONE of them got such positive canthal tilt and medial canthus like his, his "One in a billion" eye area in question. A lot of people say "He created his own genetic", "He mutated his genes" Jfl but i dont think none of that makes sense.
Now heres the interesting part;
I think Barrett got canthoplasty (both medial and lateral) at 13-14 with an underground grey market surgeon. Like look at his family members, and look at him. It doesnt even make sense.
But what about the gay / bisexual thing??
Well, i think Jordan Barrett is trying to cover himself being a surgerycel by larping liking men, and marrying a man. I think his marriage is fake. since his wedding was small, there wasnt even that much people to prove that he really is married to him. I think hes using the gay marriage thing as an excuse to not have any kids, because if he haves kids; they might've understood that his "One in a billion eye area" or "God tier skull" isnt natural. This also happened with Adriana Lima, some people said her childs were ugly; and they didnt believe it was her children. I think in this case Jordan Barrett is just a guy that planned everything very well since childhood and built his fame brick by brick, remember that its just a theory and im not saying this is %100 real.
Mirin all of you that has read all of this

fuck is this shit?