Theory of women

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With women things must happen without friction. Let’s define friction it’s resistance between things and objects and it creates energy..

Postulates
the more friction between objects the more it creates energy!!
So the equation is something like outcome = energy - friction


Meaning if you was an object with momentum going in one direction the more friction the more your velocity is reduced..

Meaning if you had intended to go at a certain speed in a certain direction you will have to account for friction in your initial calculations..

But where is the parallel with women??

Well what is your objective when you interact with potential romantic partners ??
You want to get laid with the less effort possible right, well that’s where friction comes in the equation..
Certain factors such as looks, height, voice help minimize the effort you have to put in to get laid..

Meaning if there were two different versions of you :
one 6’5 Chad blue eyes blond hair

Another 5’5 brown eyes, brown skin

The first version will have to put in 5% of he effort that the other version will have to put in to get laid with a Swedish stacy..

 

[Deleted member 72551]

said a whole lot of nothing

 

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Woman are primarily baby carriers and birthers.

But when people collectively forget this fact, trouble arises

 

[The Grinch]

said a whole lot of nothing

I mean what’s blud yapping about

 

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Meaning if you was an object with momentum going in one direction the more friction the more your velocity is reduced..

Meaning if you had intended to go at a certain speed in a certain direction you will have to account for friction in your initial calculations..

But where is the parallel with women??

Well what is your objective when you interact with potential romantic partners ??
You want to get laid with the less effort possible right, well that’s where friction comes in the equation..
Certain factors such as looks, height, voice help minimize the effort you have to put in to get laid..

of course thats why you lower anxiety by looksmaxxing and moneymaxxing and ALSO BEING FUNNY literally giga important if you cant joke then you're finished