(Theory) Zoomers have long but thin dicks

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Average zoomer dick lenght : 7 inches

Average zoomer dick girth : 5 inches


Is this an accurate theory?
 
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5 inches of girth isn’t thin. Average is 4.59”.
 
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5 inches of girth isn’t thin. Average is 4.59”.
I have 5.5 inches girth and even that looks thin. No way the average is 4.6 inches. I don't think I've ever seen a dick that thin in my entire life
 
I have 5.5 inches girth and even that looks thin. No way the average is 4.6 inches. I don't think I've ever seen a dick that thin in my entire life
Sometimes I see dicks that are 4.75” but they look like 6.0” to me, JFL. But yeah average is actually 4.59”.
 
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Did he suck em all to know that???
 
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Average zoomer dick lenght : 7 inches

Average zoomer dick girth : 5 inches


Is this an accurate theory?
Yes that’s literally my dick

i need gridth surgery since I think it’s not even 5 inches
 
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Yes that’s literally my dick

i need gridth surgery since I think it’s not even 5 inches
No gridth surgery for your spelling mistakes.
 
Average zoomer dick lenght : 7 inches

Average zoomer dick girth : 5 inches


Is this an accurate theory?
Average is 6.5 X 5/5.3 so you're just about right.
 
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No gridth surgery for your spelling mistakes.
Im not American and from what I saw grifth surgery is cheap and safe changing size is the dangerous part but mine is long just the gridth I think is 4.9 inches not even 5 or if not max 5 it’s a true pencil dick case
 
Im not American and from what I saw grifth surgery is cheap and safe changing size is the dangerous part but mine is long just the gridth I think is 4.9 inches not even 5 or if not max 5 it’s a true pencil dick case
No grifth surgery for your spelling mistakes. And 4.9” is above average. Pencil dicks are cope, you’re above average in length and girth.
 
Im not American and from what I saw grifth surgery is cheap and safe changing size is the dangerous part but mine is long just the gridth I think is 4.9 inches not even 5 or if not max 5 it’s a true pencil dick case
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im 25 and my dick is 7.5x4.9 inches

5 inches is not thin, if it was thin, then the condom industry would make big - by producing average condoms that fit 4.7-5.1 girth dicks.

u are cucked by pornstars who mostly use cyialis + bathmate before a shot

i will get a bathmate soon and see if it gives long term goals. fixing my fucked shoulder bursitis first tho, then hair with new liposomale fin solution and then dick
 
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No grifth surgery for your spelling mistakes. And 4.9” is above average. Pencil dicks are cope, you’re above average in length and girth.
i will still get the surgery anyhow it’s like 3k just give up an iPhone 1 month of work can get to 6 inch
 
im 25 and my dick is 7.5x4.9 inches

5 inches is not thin, if it was thin, then the condom industry would make big - by producing average condoms that fit 4.7-5.1 girth dicks.

u are cucked by pornstars who mostly use cyialis + bathmate before a shot

i will get a bathmate soon and see if it gives long term goals. fixing my fucked shoulder bursitis first tho, then hair with new liposomale fin solution and then dick
Mogs me
 
i will still get the surgery anyhow it’s like 3k just give up an iPhone 1 month of work can get to 6 inch
JFL. Get a penuma implant.
 
im 25 and my dick is 7.5x4.9 inches

5 inches is not thin, if it was thin, then the condom industry would make big - by producing average condoms that fit 4.7-5.1 girth dicks.

u are cucked by pornstars who mostly use cyialis + bathmate before a shot

i will get a bathmate soon and see if it gives long term goals. fixing my fucked shoulder bursitis first tho, then hair with new liposomale fin solution and then dick
It’s definitely not thin, I spent my time yesterday looking at measured dicks (no homo) and even 4.5” girth looked big to me, JFL at these copers.
 
@TRUE_CEL was saying I have bad grammar wtf am I supposed to say
>mentions your grammar
>responding with a paragraph on how you will get girth surgery for no reason at all
 
im 25 and my dick is 7.5x4.9 inches

5 inches is not thin, if it was thin, then the condom industry would make big - by producing average condoms that fit 4.7-5.1 girth dicks.

u are cucked by pornstars who mostly use cyialis + bathmate before a shot

i will get a bathmate soon and see if it gives long term goals. fixing my fucked shoulder bursitis first tho, then hair with new liposomale fin solution and then dick
tbh its a shitty bait thread
 
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i also always thought my dick was extremly small etc then i watched shows where they chose a partner based on their dick and they all looked small af (i know its flaccid but still)
 
>mentions your grammar
>responding with a paragraph on how you will get girth surgery for no reason at all
Nigga keep coping everyone does the same
 
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i dont even know what zoomer means
and at this point i'm too afraid to ask.jpeg
 
its 9x7 in 2023 jfl bluepill.org
 
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I have 5.5 inches girth and even that looks thin. No way the average is 4.6 inches. I don't think I've ever seen a dick that thin in my entire life
You need to have special condoms from 5.5 and onwards. Common are too tight
 
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