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Most of you probably asked yourself the following questions:
Who is @badg96? And why is he behaving the way he does on this forum?
Always posting the same shit day after day even after getting his questions answered he still will ask them on the next day again.
Theory 1 (The NPC):
Bruno is an NPC. This theory might be one of the most believable ones of today because his behavior actually resembles the behavior of a video game NPC character.
Why? Well because he always uses the same vocabulary in his threads, even the same or atleast similar sentences.
One of his most used quotes is „I look bloated?“.
He could have been programmed by a higher power which we can’t understand yet. Is he even a real person? Or maybe just a virtual computer which is making all these threads? We will never know.
He also almost never reacts to other posts which is also a really good sign for him being an NPC.
Theory 2 (The Ogre):
Based on this theory Bruno is indeed a human ogre. He calls himself often an ogre or compares himself with Shrek so we might be on the right path here.
What speaks for this theory is his very small vocabulary. A typical sign for a small ogre brain which isn’t capable of much more intellectual work.
And also the fact that he lacks basic understanding of human interactions and the ability to socialize well with others makes this theory seem quite accurate.
Theory 3 (The troll):
This Theory is self explanatory. Bruno is trolling us all. If this the case he is doing it quite well since everybody is still reacting to his posts/threads and many even give him serious answers. I personally don’t believe in this theory because I can’t see the point why he would do that for such a long time. Trolling can be funny but no one would do it over months in this repetitive manner. It would be to boring for yourself.
Theory 4 (The paid forum member):
Bruno is a member who gets paid by the admins to do what he does in order to keep the forum interesting. This theory definitely would have been an option in the beginning of the badg96 era because he really became popular on this forum in a short time and had many threads made about him etc.
But currently I’m not so sure about this anymore because his threads aren’t that entertaining as they used to be. And I doubt that he would get paid for that now.
What do you think is the answer to the mystery @badg96 ?
Who is @badg96? And why is he behaving the way he does on this forum?
Always posting the same shit day after day even after getting his questions answered he still will ask them on the next day again.
Theory 1 (The NPC):
Bruno is an NPC. This theory might be one of the most believable ones of today because his behavior actually resembles the behavior of a video game NPC character.
Why? Well because he always uses the same vocabulary in his threads, even the same or atleast similar sentences.
One of his most used quotes is „I look bloated?“.
He could have been programmed by a higher power which we can’t understand yet. Is he even a real person? Or maybe just a virtual computer which is making all these threads? We will never know.
He also almost never reacts to other posts which is also a really good sign for him being an NPC.
Theory 2 (The Ogre):
Based on this theory Bruno is indeed a human ogre. He calls himself often an ogre or compares himself with Shrek so we might be on the right path here.
What speaks for this theory is his very small vocabulary. A typical sign for a small ogre brain which isn’t capable of much more intellectual work.
And also the fact that he lacks basic understanding of human interactions and the ability to socialize well with others makes this theory seem quite accurate.
Theory 3 (The troll):
This Theory is self explanatory. Bruno is trolling us all. If this the case he is doing it quite well since everybody is still reacting to his posts/threads and many even give him serious answers. I personally don’t believe in this theory because I can’t see the point why he would do that for such a long time. Trolling can be funny but no one would do it over months in this repetitive manner. It would be to boring for yourself.
Theory 4 (The paid forum member):
Bruno is a member who gets paid by the admins to do what he does in order to keep the forum interesting. This theory definitely would have been an option in the beginning of the badg96 era because he really became popular on this forum in a short time and had many threads made about him etc.
But currently I’m not so sure about this anymore because his threads aren’t that entertaining as they used to be. And I doubt that he would get paid for that now.
What do you think is the answer to the mystery @badg96 ?
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