There are certain rules you should follow if you wish to criticise Putin or MVP

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There are certain rules you should follow if you wish to criticise Putin:Rule 1:Always live on the ground floor or in a windowless bungalow.Rule 2: When walking outside, always wear an inflatable “Michelin Man” suit in case you are accidentally hit by a speeding car or accidentally slip off a bridge into a river.Rule 3: Always use plastic cutlery to prevent accidentally stabbing yourself.Rule 4: Never drink tea or any other liquid, unless you’ve made it yourself.Rule 5: When dressing, remember to wear gloves before touching door handles and never wear a tie as it’s a choking hazard.Feel free to add any other appropriate rules!