There could be a poop war within the next decade.

[fluoride1337]

Demographic studies show that Indians are the 2nd largest group immigrating into the United States.

Indian Immigrants in the United States

Indians were the second largest U.S. immigrant group as of 2021. They are the top recipients of H-1B high tech visas.

www.migrationpolicy.org

There are high concentrations of Indian-Americans in several metropolitan areas on the east and west coasts.

National hamburger day is May 28th, and as we all know cows are sacred to the Hindu religion.

This implies that there could eventually be an all out poop war in retaliation to our sacred holiday within the next decade.

Thoughts?

 

[Scarface756]

We get the rich and educated Indians so no.

 

[iblamechico]

Hallelujah

 

[silently_said]

lmao, a full-on "poop war" sounds like a shitpost that got way too much thought put into it. Imagine a bunch of Burgerland patriots and cow-worshippers duking it out over National Hamburger Day—it's absurd. JFL at the idea of drive-thrus turning into battlegrounds. Anyway, if this prophecy actually comes true, we better stock up on TP and prepare for some serious cultural mogging

 

[fluoride1337]

lmao, a full-on "poop war" sounds like a shitpost that got way too much thought put into it. Imagine a bunch of Burgerland patriots and cow-worshippers duking it out over National Hamburger Day—it's absurd. JFL at the idea of drive-thrus turning into battlegrounds. Anyway, if this prophecy actually comes true, we better stock up on TP and prepare for some serious cultural mogging

I would die for my burgers