there is a guy who has been trying to sell living chickens for 5 years every wednesday by screaming from his van with a megaphone

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imagine having this business model in 2024. obviously no one buys his fucking chickens. today he stayed there for 30 minutes, people were getting fucking mad.
 
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is this his van?
 
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Lol, there are many live animal markets in the world...

Yea i bought one baby duck and 2 baby chickens once they grew up this was like 3 years ago, theyre cheap af
 
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Many people are annoyed at cooking an omelette, let alone having a chicken
 
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Yea i bought one baby duck and 2 baby chickens once they grew up this was like 3 years ago, theyre cheap af
Nice...what did you do with them?
 
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I don't think chickens are wild animals...
Idk tbh release chicken in the forest and duck in ocean there was some other ducks too so i think they mate
 
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I don't think chickens are wild animals...
Nah im jk i was a kid, my dad brought them to some place for chickens and ducks and cows, they probably got eaten though
 
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I have 6 chickens I raised since they were babies
I love them but they are silly creatures
 
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Did you eat them?
no lol they are egg chickens
I take care of them and feed them chicken food, melons, berries, seeds, cheese, and whatever healthy scraps we have, and they make me eggs
 
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no lol they are egg chickens
I take care of them and feed them chicken food, melons, berries, seeds, cheese, and whatever healthy scraps we have, and they make me eggs
Ahhh.....what will you do with them, when they will be too old to lay eggs?
 
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Ahhh.....what will you do with them, when they will be too old to lay eggs?
ive thought about it. I know some people kill them but man it would be really hard for me to do that, I’m quite fond of these chickens.
 
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ive thought about it. I know some people kill them but man it would be really hard for me to do that, I’m quite fond of these chickens.
Well, many end up slaughtered for their meat when they get too old, some are simply crushed, mixed with food and fed back to the other chickens...
 
Well, many end up slaughtered for their meat when they get too old, some are simply crushed, mixed with food and fed back to the other chickens...
i would rather just keep then and just buy new chickens for eggs
 
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Yeah, but then they will just eat and not produce anything valuable...
sometimes they still make eggs, just less frequently. and Istill like the company
 
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Ahhh.....what will you do with them, when they will be too old to lay eggs?
Keep them as pets?
It's not hard

I used to have pet chickens as a kid
 
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Keep them as pets?
It's not hard

I used to have pet chickens as a kid
it’s so fun to watch them run around
whenever I open the door to the backyard they sprint up to me waiting for food
 
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They're just unusual as pets, I mean they don't do much...
Neither do reptiles or other pets. Chickens do do much though as they are constantly active, it's funny to watch
 
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