There is no age that's safe from agepill anxiety

[Splinter901]

at -17 you are not done growing so you don't even care about this stuff

at 18-19 you are still developing and you are panicking that you are about to turn 20

at 20 you are panicking that you are about to turn 21 which is the last years of the 18-21 age bracket

at 21 you are panicking that you are 21

at 22 you are no longer real young

at 23 you are panicking that you are about to get out of the 18-24 age bracket

at 24 the turning 30 menace starts to appear in the distance

at 25-26 you are panicking that you are about to be late 20's

at 27 you are panicking that you are about to get deeper into your late 20's

at 28-29 your are panicking that you are about to turn 30

at 30 you feel dread that it's over and start taking years off your age

at 31-32 you know you are about to get gored into oblivion by aging at any time now, you are still taking years off of your age

at 33 you know it's fucking over, you are extremely old, you have suffered so much, you are probably already deteriorated and out of your prime and this is only the beginning aging will destroy you worse than any illness ever could, infinite pain and destruction until something takes this curse out of you by means of death


jfl at 40-45 year old grotesque subhumans thinking that they have 45-50 years left when they are already a deformed monstrosity and have been dead for a long time

Your body doesn't start aging at 20-25-30 as some sites say, it starts aging at 0 when you are born, you are already losing collagen even as a baby.

The biggest problem humanity faces is aging, death is nothing in comparison, if anything aging is the real death.

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

at -17 you are not done growing so you don't even care about this stuff

I certainly do, and plan ahead accordingly.

 

[OneTwoThree]

You can be sexy easily in your 30s

 

[cytoplasm]

Didnt care about age till i turned 22

 

[Splinter901]

I certainly do, and plan ahead accordingly.

I wish they didn't let underages in this forum

 

[tinderhacker]

Only boneless frogs worry about that

Jfl if you think this guy was ever stressing

 

[king_bandon]

Memento mori

 

[Splinter901]

Memento mori

memento u will age soon is a lot more threatening since it applies to even 18 year olds, memento mori lets you cope with thinking that you will die at +85 so you squander time and take it easy when you should be living to 100% of your capacity every second.

 

[Mouthbreath]

memento u will age soon is a lot more threatening since it applies to even 18 year olds, memento mori lets you cope with thinking that you will die at +85 so you squander time and take it easy when you should be living to 100% of your capacity every second.

And when you experience a lot of things and take your body through a lot of stress you will age even faster.

 

[Deleted member 4209]

i feel old

 

[Splinter901]

And when you experience a lot of things and take your body through a lot of stress you will age even faster.

I will go ER in a baby ward, that'll show aging to not fuck with me.

 

[Anasurimbor]

dunno. 29 dont care. You are as old as you look. Stick to routine and pray to chuando tan.
+ i remember there was a good scientist forgot hes name who specialised in aging and he correctly pointed out that we have biohackers/aging related scientists/telomers and all that shit but almost all of them always neglect the mental part of aging. He decided to reserach that aspect and to hes surprise found out that there a specific groups of people who always lived longer despite their status/upringing/country/diet and ext. It was musicians/winemakes and ext. People who always had a clear vision and a desire to live as long as possible.

So if you constantly think about aging and its over- you unironically gonna speed up your aging.

 

[Splinter901]

Adding that at 16-17 u r thinking that soon u will no longer be underage

 

[Debetro]

Adding that at 16-17 u r thinking that soon u will no longer be underage

Not my case tho... Feels like I already went through the typical late 20s and 40s-50s crisis

 

[Foreverbrad]

Adding that at 16-17 u r thinking that soon u will no longer be underage

No more legal JB for you

 

[Chinlet Ascension]

at -17 you are not done growing so you don't even care about this stuff

at 18-19 you are still developing and you are panicking that you are about to turn 20

at 20 you are panicking that you are about to turn 21 which is the last years of the 18-21 age bracket

at 21 you are panicking that you are 21

at 22 you are no longer real young

at 23 you are panicking that you are about to get out of the 18-24 age bracket

at 24 the turning 30 menace starts to appear in the distance

at 25-26 you are panicking that you are about to be late 20's

at 27 you are panicking that you are about to get deeper into your late 20's

at 28-29 your are panicking that you are about to turn 30

at 30 you feel dread that it's over and start taking years off your age

at 31-32 you know you are about to get gored into oblivion by aging at any time now, you are still taking years off of your age

at 33 you know it's fucking over, you are extremely old, you have suffered so much, you are probably already deteriorated and out of your prime and this is only the beginning aging will destroy you worse than any illness ever could, infinite pain and destruction until something takes this curse out of you by means of death


jfl at 40-45 year old grotesque subhumans thinking that they have 45-50 years left when they are already a deformed monstrosity and have been dead for a long time

Your body doesn't start aging at 20-25-30 as some sites say, it starts aging at 0 when you are born, you are already losing collagen even as a baby.

The biggest problem humanity faces is aging, death is nothing in comparison, if anything aging is the real death.

IRL no one cares about this "missed out on teenage love" shit. It's a bummer but i'ts not a big deal. Most people do not even *think* about high school at all after a certain age (24 or 25). Plenty of people with excellent lives were not popular in HS. People who were popular in HS but not successful afterwards are the worst, and everyone who's finished with that period of their lives see them as contemptible losers.

 

[User28823]

I've never panicked about any of this

 

[Splinter901]

IRL no one cares about this "missed out on teenage love" shit. It's a bummer but i'ts not a big deal. Most people do not even *think* about high school at all after a certain age (24 or 25). Plenty of people with excellent lives were not popular in HS. People who were popular in HS but not successful afterwards are the worst, and everyone who's finished with that period of their lives see them as contemptible losers.

I never mentioned anything about that

 

[Chinlet Ascension]

I never mentioned anything about that

It's the whole ideology about being that young. Half your post is about being college age (22) or younger. Nobody cares in the real world. Successful people are successful in their adult lives. Childhood is superfluous.

 

[Splinter901]

It's the whole ideology about being that young. Half your post is about being college age (22) or younger. Nobody cares in the real world. Successful people are successful in their adult lives. Childhood is superfluous.

My posts about aging are about destruction not about teen love or anything relating to college, I even said many times that prime for a man is 25-29 as that's when you are fully grown without being deteriorated but prime =/= peak of looks as I think most men looked better when younger than that.

 

[Deleted member 31767]

22nd birthday was brutal ngl. First time in my life where it really just felt like a number going up and nothing more. Just another reminder that from here on out there are no more real growth milestones, just slow gradual decay

 

[Splinter901]

22nd birthday was brutal ngl. First time in my life where it really just felt like a number going up and nothing more. Just another reminder that from here on out there are no more real growth milestones, just slow gradual decay

I spent it clueless about the passage of time, I only started to "wake up" at 22 yo and 9-10 months old and only at 24 this years did I finally got the full picture about aging and age, too late, I needed to know this at 10.

 

[Chinlet Ascension]

My posts about aging are about destruction not about teen love or anything relating to college, I even said many times that prime for a man is 25-29 as that's when you are fully grown without being deteriorated but prime =/= peak of looks as I think most men looked better when younger than that.

Try to understand the actual point I am making.

All of this shit you are fretting about in the OP from ages 17-22 or so is irrelevant. Nobody with a healthy productive life fixates on that stuff after a certain point.

 

[blackckatt]

dunno. 29 dont care. You are as old as you look. Stick to routine and pray to chuando tan.
+ i remember there was a good scientist forgot hes name who specialised in aging and he correctly pointed out that we have biohackers/aging related scientists/telomers and all that shit but almost all of them always neglect the mental part of aging. He decided to reserach that aspect and to hes surprise found out that there a specific groups of people who always lived longer despite their status/upringing/country/diet and ext. It was musicians/winemakes and ext. People who always had a clear vision and a desire to live as long as possible.

So if you constantly think about aging and its over- you unironically gonna speed up your aging.

@slop slinger

 

[Deleted member 18582]

@slop slinger

be happy to live long