There is no ascension if you have a sub 7 inch penis!

[Zer0/∞]

Most users on this forum are delusional when it comes to the dickpill. I was accused of being a fakecel because I supposedly "exaggerated". No, I didn't exaggerate at all.
Let's start with the obvious. Everybody on this forum knows that holes prefer 20cm (7.9") dildos over dildos with realistic measurements. Here is a screenshot from the most popular sex toy website in Goymany (sorted by most popular):

>42.5 cm (16.7")
How can Bernhardiner even compete?

"Yeah, but they can't insert the full length in their cunts...[insert redditsoy drivel here]"

WRONG. TERACOPE! THEY CAN AND THEY WANT TO.

Take a look at these screenshots, which are from the German equivalent of craigslist (I use this platform because of escorts/sugargirls):

A 62yo obese granny is looking for a man who is AT LEAST 185cm (6'1") tall and has a "horsedick". Do you have what it takes to fuck this mature beauty? jfl
"Older women arent like modern foids at all, bro" --->WRONG AWALT, NO EXCEPTIONS!

This 26yo whore is in a long distance relationship and she is looking for casual hookups. She explicitly states that she isn't available all the time because of her bf (I'm assuming that her bf doesn't have clue what she's doing behind his back). Jfl if you unironically think that ascension is real in 2021. She didn't mention any specific requirements except for one: "18cm (7")+"
BRUTAL.
Spoiler: NSFW

Hmm look at those beautiful milkies, boyos

But again, do you have what it takes to fuck this beauty with small AND saggy tits? Probably not.

"B-but muh outliers" ---> No, there are countless examples on this website. Every third listing from non-escorts has very similar requirements (most of them even demand 20cm dicks). I picked these two examples because they are the most brutal ones and none of them are even close to where I live.

 

[Deleted member 7192]

Nigga you’re fat

 

[Zer0/∞]

Nigga you’re fat

 

[Deleted member 7192]

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Based ig

 

[Deleted member 18313]

It doesn't matter what dick size you have since you'll never get the chance to use it, if you get it tho once she's naked and you are about to use it its too late for her and she wont reject unless at the extremes of the dick distribution.

 

[Deleted member 18313]

They want genetics, dick is only an intermediary

 

[fogdart]

Most users on this forum are delusional when it comes to the dickpill. I was accused of being a fakecel because I supposedly "exaggerated". No, I didn't exaggerate at all.
Let's start with the obvious. Everybody on this forum knows that holes prefer 20cm (7.9") dildos over dildos with realistic measurements. Here is a screenshot from the most popular sex toy website in Goymany (sorted by most popular):

>42.5 cm (16.7")
How can Bernhardiner even compete?

"Yeah, but they can't insert the full length in their cunts...[insert redditsoy drivel here]"

WRONG. TERACOPE! THEY CAN AND THEY WANT TO.

Take a look at these screenshots, which are from the German equivalent of craigslist (I use this platform because of escorts/sugargirls):

A 62yo obese granny is looking for a man who is AT LEAST 185cm (6'1") tall and has a "horsedick". Do you have what it takes to fuck this mature beauty? jfl
"Older women arent like modern foids at all, bro" --->WRONG AWALT, NO EXCEPTIONS!

This 26yo whore is in a long distance relationship and she is looking for casual hookups. She explicitly states that she isn't available all the time because of her bf (I'm assuming that her bf doesn't have clue what she's doing behind his back). Jfl if you unironically think that ascension is real in 2021. She didn't mention any specific requirements except for one: "18cm (7")+"
BRUTAL.
Spoiler: NSFW

Hmm look at those beautiful milkies, boyos

But again, do you have what it takes to fuck this beauty with small AND saggy tits? Probably not.

"B-but muh outliers" ---> No, there are countless examples on this website. Every third listing from non-escorts has very similar requirements (most of them even demand 20cm dicks). I picked these two examples because they are the most brutal ones and none of them are even close to where I live.

German women must be used up whores because these are the best selling sex toys for women that I found on Canadian sites. They are all sub 7 inches long

 

[Deleted member 6583]

Of course, if male sex robots existed they would all be 6'2+

 

[Chinacurry]

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Idk who is more based, you or @Lihito

But yeah Ur kind of right, sweet spot foids want is 7.5-8 inches, I think the examples u have of foids wanting absolute monsters are likely to be corner cases, not what most girls are after.

Still, 7.5 inches is less than 1 in 150 men IRL

 

[exeight]

the thing is, OP,
women not just attracted, desire dick
they desire also the OWNER of the dick... the chad.

If a chad with beautiful face fuck them, the craving for his average dick. with average i mean something about 6 inches

 

[TsarTsar444]

Idk who is more based, you or @Lihito

But yeah Ur kind of right, sweet spot foids want is 7.5-8 inches, I think the examples u have of foids wanting absolute monsters are likely to be corner cases, not what most girls are after.

Still, 7.5 inches is less than 1 in 150 men IRL

Average balkan dick size is probably 6.5 at least, would bet my money on this, they need to do a study here extensively. Im 7.4 inches and i feel slightly above average

 

[Chinacurry]

Average balkan dick size is probably 6.5 at least, would bet my money on this, they need to do a study here extensively. Im 7.4 inches and i feel slightly above average

Fuck man, foids must love u

 

[TsarTsar444]

Fuck man, foids must love u

Im only together with my first gf now for 3 years tho

 

[Lihito]

7.5-8 inches, I think the examples u have of foids wanting absolute monsters are likely to be corner cases, not what most girls are after.

fuck me if 8 inches is not absoliute monster

today my teacher told the class girls (we were talking about prom) that the best male height is 6"1 LMAO (it was in context of prom partners) and no girl wanted to chose me and some other manlets so we have to go with teachers

 

[Chinacurry]

fuck me if 8 inches is not absoliute monster

today my teacher told the class girls (we were talking about prom) that the best male height is 6"1 LMAO (it was in context of prom partners) and no girl wanted to chose me and some other manlets so we have to go with teachers

Fuck em Bhai, they're evil.

Yeah 8 inches is monster, many porn stars are not 8 inches, but I think we have to accept that most of us will have oneitis' who have had an 8 incher, which is why it's so over for us.

I'd imagine @Xangsane and @danielwu have been through same

 

[Xangsane]

Fuck em Bhai, they're evil.

Yeah 8 inches is monster, many porn stars are not 8 inches, but I think we have to accept that most of us will have oneitis' who have had an 8 incher, which is why it's so over for us.

I'd imagine @Xangsane and @danielwu have been through same

My ex sexually loved being dominated by her ex bf before me.

 

[Deleted member 17308]

My ex sexually loved being dominated by her ex bf before me.

Did she ever called you a dicklet?

 

[Chinacurry]

My ex sexually loved being dominated by her ex bf before me.

Stay strong Bhai, one day they will tell stories of you and the lightskin pashtun and the PhD Noodlewhore

 

[Xangsane]

Did she ever called you a dicklet?

nope

 

[Chinacurry]

Did she ever called you a dicklet?

Evil if she did

 

[Xangsane]

Stay strong Bhai, one day they will tell stories of you and the lightskin pashtun and the PhD Noodlewhore

the phd girl is with an anglo lad, not the guy in that pic
the guy in that pic is actually MENA/white and jewish

 

[Xangsane]

Evil if she did

tbh!

 

[Deleted member 17308]

nope

Did she ever said it's over for you and called you a buddy boyo?

 

[LightSkinNoob]

My ex sexually loved being dominated by her ex bf before me.

U should have left her the second she told u that

 

[Xangsane]

U should have left her the second she told u that

She didn't tell me but I could tell based on implications of what she said

 

[Chinacurry]

U should have left her the second she told u that

Why? He faced reality, that he wasn't as good as his GFs exes.

We should all accept and embrace reality, just like my nigga @danielwu has

 

[Bvnny.]

Penis is cope for the most part, all the peniscopers on this forum are either:

-Bigpeniscels trynna cope with the fact they're sub-4s by pointing out to their big penises
-Smallpeniscels trynna cope with their subhumanity by pointing to their penises as the sole reason for their inceldom

You're a dickcel truecel, I rest my case.

 

[LightSkinNoob]

Why? He faced reality, that he wasn't as good as his GFs exes.

We should all accept and embrace reality, just like my nigga @danielwu has

If she felt she had the right to indirectly disrespect him in that way while she's his official gf he should have been disgusted by her instantly, "facing" a disrespectful whores insult isn't what any self respecting guy does, plus I'm sure he mogged her to suicide.

 

[aBetterMii]

fuck me if 8 inches is not absoliute monster

today my teacher told the class girls (we were talking about prom) that the best male height is 6"1 LMAO (it was in context of prom partners) and no girl wanted to chose me and some other manlets so we have to go with teachers

6'1 is manlet they sound bluepilld

 

[Lihito]

6'1 is manlet they sound bluepilld

ngl thats what i thought but i think my teacher set it that low cause i already talked about blackpill in front of her and even got into a fight and now she is making legit jokes in it with other students JFL (today she said that one guy cant go to toilet cause he doesnt have a good jaw and blue eyes , it was a joke on my autistic term and half the class laughed)

 

[aBetterMii]

ngl thats what i thought but i think my teacher set it that low cause i already talked about blackpill in front of her and even got into a fight and now she is making legit jokes in it with other students JFL (today she said that one guy cant go to toilet cause he doesnt have a good jaw and blue eyes , it was a joke on my autistic term and half the class laughed)

Shes actually just saying what she believes truly