There is nothing worse then a handjob

[italianltn]

I do not understand why women simply cannot grasp the concept of a handjob.

Anytime I have received one, it's like a gorilla gripping a banana.

They grab it with an incomprehensible force and then proceed to perform the most robotic up and down movements.

It feels like I'm being raped, not to mention how hard they pull down nearly ripping the skin off my tip.

Thoughts?

@tansel @DrMd @shedontluv-U

 

[gandylite.]

they hold the bottom of it as if that even does anything

 

[gandylite.]

i have to think about their sister just to cum

 

[italianltn]

they hold the bottom of it as if that even does anything

It's one of the most uncomfortable experiences ever, and always a cutscene before head.

Just have to tough it out for 5 minutes

 

[frentanyl]

Handjobs are pointless. I hate them. Blowjobs are only good for foreplay. Even sex is kind of disappointing honestly, unless they let you do really wild stuff and you're in the right mood and headspace.

 

[ihateevb]

I do not understand why women simply cannot grasp the concept of a handjob.

Anytime I have received one, it's like a gorilla gripping a banana.

They grab it with an incomprehensible force and then proceed to perform the most robotic up and down movements.

It feels like I'm being raped, not to mention how hard they pull down nearly ripping the skin off my tip.

Thoughts?

@tansel @DrMd @shedontluv-U

Sitting there like "bitch just let me fuxk your mouth" while she uses your cock like a doorknob

 

[jraxys__]

blowjobs over handjobs but still very boring either way

 

[italianltn]

Handjobs are pointless. I hate them. Blowjobs are only good for foreplay. Even sex is kind of disappointing honestly, unless they let you do really wild stuff and you're in the right mood and headspace.

Truth nuke.

 

[italianltn]

Sitting there like "bitch just let me fuxk your mouth" while she uses your cock like a doorknob

Got a sharp 30 minutes left on the viagra and she's wasting it on a handjob

 

[DrRodger]

You cannot expect them to do well it's just not a good way to have sex

 

[Francisco_Bs]

I do not understand why women simply cannot grasp the concept of a handjob.

Anytime I have received one, it's like a gorilla gripping a banana.

They grab it with an incomprehensible force and then proceed to perform the most robotic up and down movements.

It feels like I'm being raped, not to mention how hard they pull down nearly ripping the skin off my tip.

Thoughts?

@tansel @DrMd @shedontluv-U

FAKECEL

 

[ihateevb]

Got a sharp 30 minutes left on the viagra and she's wasting it on a handjob

Making me depressed with that situation

 

[shedontluv-U]

It hurts, they do it like it's a car's gear shift where they have to put the hood on and take it off at répétition

 

[DrMd]

so true, i never even finish

 

[_Jason_]

 

[negative]

i guess bro