there should be a tales from the crypt episode about a food bandit

[Vermilioncore]

He just keeps taking more and more food and eats and eats until he just gets so fat that he can’t even get off the couch. The police then find him and he kill’s himself with a shotgun.

What you guys think? That’ll be a scary episode right

 

[Abhorrence]

i want to kill myself

 

[Deleted member 20399]

He just keeps taking more and more food and eats and eats until he just gets so fat that he can’t even get off the couch. The police then find him and he kill’s himself with a shotgun.

What you guys think? That’ll be a scary episode right

Great idea

 

[Vermilioncore]

Great idea

His bad deeds literally render him immovable. Also, in the story he would be a bitchless no pussy having ah nigga

 

[Deleted member 20399]

His bad deeds literally render him immovable. Also, in the story he would be a bitchless no pussy having ah nigga

Write it

 

[Vermilioncore]

Write it

Why should i? No one’s gonna read it or even care. I wish HBO would take it and pay me for it.

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Why should i? No one’s gonna read it or even care. I wish HBO would take it and pay me for it.

I’ll read it u need to have a winner’s mindset and HBO will take it

 

[Vermilioncore]

I’ll read it u need to have a winner’s mindset and HBO will take it

Maybe I’ll write it and post it on my blog and have people subscribe for literally 99 cents and get to read all my stories about men who get no sex

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Maybe I’ll write it and post it on my blog and have people subscribe for literally 99 cents and get to read all my stories about men who get no sex

Let me subscribe

 

[Vermilioncore]

Let me subscribe

I would but you wouldn’t pay. You’re just saying that

 

[Deleted member 20399]

I would but you wouldn’t pay. You’re just saying that

I would though if it’s only 99 cents

 

[Vermilioncore]

I would though if it’s only 99 cents

Yeah for the first month and then you’ll unsubscribe

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Yeah for the first month and then you’ll unsubscribe

99 cents a month? I would subscribe forever

 

[Vermilioncore]

99 cents a month? I would subscribe forever

You better bitch

 

[Deleted member 20399]

You better bitch

Ok what’s it called

 

[Vermilioncore]

Ok what’s it called

I have to create it. But when I do I’ll lyk