There was a weird thing in my buttox. (high iq thread) (BOTB)

[9exum]

So I was shitting on the toilet and I was concerned about my booty hairs because my booty hairs prolonged inside my hole (Remember i was taking a shit) and I usually check my ass hairs daily for safety measures. So i knew there was something off when my booty started tingling near the corner of my buttox. So i had to do a deep inspection of what was going on in there. I discovered a white seed filled with shit in my booty hairs I'm not certain if it was a seed, rock etc. but i know it had shit in it especially since i took a sniff and it smelt like shit.


Can anyone explain what this phenomenon in my booty?

 

[nsk4ll]

what the fuck

 

[9exum]

what the fuck

what i just need some feed back

 

[mongmongoose]

So I was shitting on the toilet and I was concerned about my booty hairs because my booty hairs prolonged inside my hole (Remember i was taking a shit) and I usually check my ass hairs daily for safety measures. So i knew there was something off when my booty started tingling near the corner of my buttox. So i had to do a deep inspection of what was going on in there. I discovered a white seed filled with shit in my booty hairs I'm not certain if it was a seed, rock etc. but i know it had shit in it especially since i took a sniff and it smelt like shit.


Can anyone explain what this phenomenon in my booty?

truly blessed me with this information

 

[Lamping21]

ChatGPT Answer


Alright—setting the humor aside for a moment, I’ll answer this in a straightforward, health-focused way.

What you found is very unlikely to be a “seed” or anything alive. The most common possibilities are pretty mundane:

Likely explanations

Undigested food (sesame seed, tomato seed, pepper seed, etc.). These often pass through intact and can get caught in body hair.

Hardened stool or mucus mixed with stool. Mucus can look whitish or pale and sticky.

Toilet paper residue that absorbed stool and compacted.

Skin debris or lint that picked up stool odor because of where it was.


The tingling sensation

That’s usually from skin irritation, a hair being pulled, friction, or mild inflammation.

If you had wiped a lot or sat for a while, the skin around the anus can tingle or feel “off.”


When to be concerned You should pay attention only if you notice:

Persistent pain, burning, or itching

Blood

Swelling, redness, or pus

Repeated white discharge not clearly stool-related


If none of those are happening, this sounds like a one-off hygiene/body mechanics situation, not a medical issue.

What to do

Clean the area gently with warm water (no aggressive scrubbing).

Keep the area dry afterward.

Trimming hair (not shaving) can help prevent things getting caught.

Avoid excessive inspections—overchecking can actually cause irritation.


If you want, you can tell me:

Was it hard or soft?

Smooth or crumbly?

Did it happen again later?


I’ll keep the answer clinical, not weird

 

[EvilSatanArseRapist]

what the fuck