There was this kid named Ryan in 8th grade

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He was the quiet kid really.

We used to call him Randyyy, because one day our chorus teacher called him that. Now me and the boys in the class would just chant that name across the classroom for shits and giggles.

He didn’t say anything tho, he was the quiet kid.


One day when we were in math class on our laptops, I was sitting next to Randy. Our desks were next to each other, pretty far away from the rest of the class doing their delta math. For shits and giggles, I grabbed a pencil and started threatening to stab Randy with it, and I started saying, “come here” as I was moving the point of the pencil to Randy, he caught wind of it and holded on to the pencil. As me and him were now in a tug of war, but the opposite of that basically, instead of pulling we were pushing.


He was quivering as I knew I had the upper hand because he was really just 5’4 and I was 5’11 at the time. My strength overlapped his so I wasn’t using my full strength to be careful but Randy in the other hand, oh boi was he shitting his pants 😂

We kept on negotiating what to do as the pencil was closing in on him, telling which one of us is gonna stop as I’m giggling


But in the end I stopped because our teacher would’ve caught wind of it


or maybe I think I stopped and gave him a sigh of relief and then continued with a scissor :Hmmm: I can’t remember


But yeah that was my memory of Randy, or Ryan as his real name
 
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big d randy
 
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I'm pretty sure the name "Ryan" doesn't exist in Bangladesh
 
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He was the quiet kid really.

We used to call him Randyyy, because one day our chorus teacher called him that. Now me and the boys in the class would just chant that name across the classroom for shits and giggles.

He didn’t say anything tho, he was the quiet kid.


One day when we were in math class on our laptops, I was sitting next to Randy. Our desks were next to each other, pretty far away from the rest of the class doing their delta math. For shits and giggles, I grabbed a pencil and started threatening to stab Randy with it, and I started saying, “come here” as I was moving the point of the pencil to Randy, he caught wind of it and holded on to the pencil. As me and him were now in a tug of war, but the opposite of that basically, instead of pulling we were pushing.


He was quivering as I knew I had the upper hand because he was really just 5’4 and I was 5’11 at the time. My strength overlapped his so I wasn’t using my full strength to be careful but Randy in the other hand, oh boi was he shitting his pants 😂

We kept on compromising what to do as the pencil was closing in on him, telling which one of us is gonna stop as I’m giggling


But in the end I stopped because our teacher would’ve caught wind of it


or maybe I think I stopped and gave him a sigh of relief and then continued with a scissor :Hmmm: I can’t remember


But yeah that was my memory of Randy, or Ryan as his real name
my name is anderdingus
 
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He was the quiet kid really.

We used to call him Randyyy, because one day our chorus teacher called him that. Now me and the boys in the class would just chant that name across the classroom for shits and giggles.

He didn’t say anything tho, he was the quiet kid.


One day when we were in math class on our laptops, I was sitting next to Randy. Our desks were next to each other, pretty far away from the rest of the class doing their delta math. For shits and giggles, I grabbed a pencil and started threatening to stab Randy with it, and I started saying, “come here” as I was moving the point of the pencil to Randy, he caught wind of it and holded on to the pencil. As me and him were now in a tug of war, but the opposite of that basically, instead of pulling we were pushing.


He was quivering as I knew I had the upper hand because he was really just 5’4 and I was 5’11 at the time. My strength overlapped his so I wasn’t using my full strength to be careful but Randy in the other hand, oh boi was he shitting his pants 😂

We kept on compromising what to do as the pencil was closing in on him, telling which one of us is gonna stop as I’m giggling


But in the end I stopped because our teacher would’ve caught wind of it


or maybe I think I stopped and gave him a sigh of relief and then continued with a scissor :Hmmm: I can’t remember


But yeah that was my memory of Randy, or Ryan as his real name
stop pestering Randy he did nothing wrong😡
 
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I'm pretty sure the name "Ryan" doesn't exist in Bangladesh
Bro how did yk?

He was actually Bangladesh I think

Idk he was sum sort of brown skin
 
That was back in 8th grade tho


just boys being boys
him being quiet does not mean him not being annoyed by you chanting his name in the classroom
 
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him being quiet does not mean him not being annoyed by you chanting his name in the classroom
Yeah that’s true


But it was funny at the time for me and the class . Or ig just the boys

Just chanted “Randyyyy” (overextending the end part) in middle of class and it got us laughing
 
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Yeah that’s true


But it was funny at the time for me and the class . Or ig just the boys

Just chanted “Randyyyy” in middle of class and it got us laughing
whole class laughing at his name and you keep repeating it😕 knowing hes quiet
 
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This sounds like a gay love story ngl.
 
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after dnr :Chadge::HAHAHA::feelsgah:
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Reminds me of the story when in like 6th grade I was insulting and making fun of my short friend for annoying me. I threw like 10 insults at him, then the fat guy with glasses came and just said 1 thing, and my short friend beat the shit out of him lol.

My short friend later said that if I had said one more bad thing, he would've punched me instead, but the fat guy got unlucky lol and poked the bear at the wrong time.
 
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