There’s probably at least one guy born as this

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6’1+ htn+, uncircumcised, unvaccinated, multi-millionaire parents, never touched an artificial ingredient, raised on raw milk and with some raw meat.

 

[imontheloose]

there r several like that and better. think of how rare that probability it is and multiply it by the possible candidates/trials. will be much more than 1.

it is over.

 

[Plushie]

6’1+ htn+, uncircumcised, unvaccinated, multi-millionaire parents, never touched an artificial ingredient, raised on raw milk and with some raw meat.

That will be my kid

 

[Anjixss]

6’1+ htn+, uncircumcised, unvaccinated, multi-millionaire parents, never touched an artificial ingredient, raised on raw milk and with some raw meat.

Some fucking norweigan out there

 

[Sub5kang]

there r several like that and better. think of how rare that probability it is and multiply it by the possible candidates/trials. will be much more than 1.

it is over.

At least you're in oxbridge. Applying to camb on my UCAS seems like a waste , you think I can dei my way in?

 

[Sub5kang]

That will be my kid

They'll be neither htn nor 6"1

 

[imontheloose]

At least you're in oxbridge. Applying to camb on my UCAS seems like a waste , you think I can dei my way in?

say ur prosecuted in ur area 4 being a gay muslim n if they dont let u in ur blowing up kings col allahu akbar style

 

[Sub5kang]

say ur prosecuted in ur area 4 being a gay muslim n if they dont let u in ur blowing up kings col allahu akbar style

Funnily enough I'm going to a kings lecture on Saturday for med. I could barely apply to any programs on the student bulletin for reduced grades or bursaries as my father attended uni in London. Fuck

 

[imontheloose]

Funnily enough I'm going to a kings lecture on Saturday for med. I could barely apply to any programs on the student bulletin for reduced grades or bursaries as my father attended uni in London. Fuck

my dad went to uom. doesnt mttr as much as u think. big meme that we r all children of millionaire donators to the unis we go to

 

[Incelforeever]

And than there’s me, raised on bottle milk and bread with poor stressful parents with low iq

 

[Sub5kang]

my dad went to uom. doesnt mttr as much as u think. big meme that we r all children of millionaire donators to the unis we go to

Is it a dumb idea to lie about my eligibility and my dad's academic accomplishments. Either way idt id miss my offers but unis aren't guaranteed obvs. What I need is a detailed step by step on how to weasel my way into Oxbridge, is it all grades or supercurriculars no idea

 

[Daddy's Home]

That will be my kid

Who is the girl from your signature? Is she on TikTok / Instagram?

 

[imontheloose]

Is it a dumb idea to lie about my eligibility and my dad's academic accomplishments. Either way idt id miss my offers but unis aren't guaranteed obvs. What I need is a detailed step by step on how to weasel my way into Oxbridge, is it all grades or supercurriculars no idea

xcurrics r slop n all lied about. an interview is a discussion between two liars

lie as much as u can w/o seeming ridiculous. theyll ask u in the interview abt it (idek if they do personal statements these days, but they did when i was ur age) so just be sure u know what u wrote lol. it isnt an interrogation, its more abt figuring out how ur brain works nad how u sovle stuff instead of getting to the answr like a curry calculator.

what mttrs here is we have students who have similar ways of thinking, not just quick thinkers. quick thinking is shit on by calcs n approximations, just use wolframalpha theory, but the wya u think rlly mttrs bc it determines how well suited u r for ur deg and hence career.

 

[TechnoBoss]

6’1+ htn+, uncircumcised, unvaccinated, multi-millionaire parents, never touched an artificial ingredient, raised on raw milk and with some raw meat.

90% of the forum.

 

[Sub5kang]

xcurrics r slop n all lied about. an interview is a discussion between two liars

lie as much as u can w/o seeming ridiculous. theyll ask u in the interview abt it (idek if they do personal statements these days, but they did when i was ur age) so just be sure u know what u wrote lol. it isnt an interrogation, its more abt figuring out how ur brain works nad how u sovle stuff instead of getting to the answr like a curry calculator.

what mttrs here is we have students who have similar ways of thinking, not just quick thinkers. quick thinking is shit on by calcs n approximations, just use wolframalpha theory, but the wya u think rlly mttrs bc it determines how well suited u r for ur deg and hence career.

So if someone got AAB but meshes well with the deg and uni specifically they'd have a better chance than someone who doesnt who's got say A*AA?

 

[imontheloose]

So if someone got AAB but meshes well with the deg and uni specifically they'd have a better chance than someone who doesnt who's got say A*AA?

do yk who our former union leader was?

https://uk.linkedin.com/in/george-abaraonye

i dont have linkedin so cant see if thats rlly his acc, but thats his name. anyway, he got booted from our union, but he got into PPE w ABB.

 

[ikramy]

Do you really think that raw meat and raw milk will make a difference on how you develop come on nigga use your mind for a second and stop being a sheep

 

[inversions]

do yk who our former union leader was?

https://uk.linkedin.com/in/george-abaraonye

i dont have linkedin so cant see if thats rlly his acc, but thats his name. anyway, he got booted from our union, but he got into PPE w ABB.

i remember him getting flamed for laughing at kirk or some shit

 

[imontheloose]

i remember him getting flamed for laughing at kirk or some shit

its y he got booted

 

[Sub5kang]

its y he got booted

Yh heard about that he also debated Kirk which intensified the scrutiny, still getting into a 12% course with ABB is insane congratudolences

 

[imontheloose]

Yh heard about that he also debated Kirk which intensified the scrutiny, still getting into a 12% course with ABB is insane congratudolences

yeh he did. most them ppe lot were laughing abt kirky boy n shit, oxford just has to use him as an example that they rnt tolerating it n whatevs. thru word of mouth on camp, i heard that one of his complaints was that "it wasnt only me"

truly the iq of a baboon individual

 

[JordanFagget271]

6’1+ htn+, uncircumcised, unvaccinated, multi-millionaire parents, never touched an artificial ingredient, raised on raw milk and with some raw meat.

children of people that were close to aajonus, other than millionaire part prob
also elite every member

 

[Sub5kang]

yeh he did. most them ppe lot were laughing abt kirky boy n shit, oxford just has to use him as an example that they rnt tolerating it n whatevs. thru word of mouth on camp, i heard that one of his complaints was that "it wasnt only me"

truly the iq of a baboon individual

He wanted to drag everyone else down? What an idiot. I didn't get the most stellar GCSEs but I got 2 6s and the rest were above that, not too sure about my alevels tbh I find them easy especially bio and chem but my teachers aren't giving me high enough predicted/target grades. Still, I'm definitely gunning for Cambridge med

 

[imontheloose]

He wanted to drag everyone else down? What an idiot. I didn't get the most stellar GCSEs but I got 2 6s and the rest were above that, not too sure about my alevels tbh I find them easy especially bio and chem but my teachers aren't giving me high enough predicted/target grades. Still, I'm definitely gunning for Cambridge med

we got similar gcses. med schools n dent schools cr more abt gcses, however. at least thats what ive hrd from when i was in sixth form

 

[Sub5kang]

we got similar gcses. med schools n dent schools cr more abt gcses, however. at least thats what ive hrd from when i was in sixth form

I'm actually still salty about English lit I was 1 mark off a 7 and 4 marks off in the other subject, my dad said I was ungrateful and didn't want me to remark

 

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Do you really think that raw meat and raw milk will make a difference on how you develop come on nigga use your mind for a second and stop being a sheep

Read pottenger's cats

 

[imontheloose]

I'm actually still salty about English lit I was 1 mark off a 7 and 4 marks off in the other subject, my dad said I was ungrateful and didn't want me to remark

in alev its worse. niggas will be 10mks away from an A n still say "bro what if they missed a question"

preparing u 4 mass slop of ppl saying online "bro i got 25mks back bc the examiner missed it. i went from B -> A*"

its all slop. wouldnt be surprised if curries paid to spam it undr posts so u pay for the remark... just 4 u to get +/- 0

 

[Sub5kang]

med schools n dent schools cr more abt gcses, however. at least thats what ive hrd from when i was in sixth form

They definitely do, I'm just coping since I fit the criteria (66 language and maths and higher grades in your other subjects) all I can do now is sweat out my alevels and hope for the best tbh

 

[imontheloose]

They definitely do, I'm just coping since I fit the criteria (66 language and maths and higher grades in your other subjects) all I can do now is sweat out my alevels and hope for the best tbh

should be fine. write that ur 6 feet tall on ur personal statement

 

[Sub5kang]

should be fine. write that ur 6 feet tall on ur personal statement

I'll say I'm Somali (black + Muslim) born and raised in Mogadishu came to England at 10 and have erectile dysfunction too they ought to let me in

 

[averagenormie]

haaland and the 7'1 giant dude on tiktok

 

[asdvek]

6’1+ htn+, uncircumcised, unvaccinated, multi-millionaire parents, never touched an artificial ingredient, raised on raw milk and with some raw meat.

I'm not 6'1+

I'm circumcised

I'm vaccinated

I don't have multi millionaire parents

I touched artificial ingredients

 

[imontheloose]

I'll say I'm Somali (black + Muslim) born and raised in Mogadishu came to England at 10 and have erectile dysfunction too they ought to let me in

theyll kick me out to put u in ox, dw

 

[Sub5kang]

theyll kick me out to put u in ox, dw

Only reason I'm applying to camb rather than Oxford is cause the cohort is way bigger (more entry spots!!!) Oxford definitely mogs though.
All in all I'm just not tryna go into a London uni I'll probably apply Warwick Aston and bristol

 

[imontheloose]

Only reason I'm applying to camb rather than Oxford is cause the cohort is way bigger (more entry spots!!!) Oxford definitely mogs though.
All in all I'm just not tryna go into a London uni I'll probably apply Warwick Aston and bristol

jfl at camcels, full of try hard retards. ox is where low stress chads go to relish in their natural intelligence

 

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I'm not 6'1+

I'm circumcised

I'm vaccinated

I don't have multi millionaire parents

I touched artificial ingredients

Same except i had the possibily to be the first two now only one

 

[Sub5kang]

jfl at camcels, full of try hard retards. ox is where low stress chads go to relish in their natural intelligence

You think me going to a state school in a poor borough would boost my application a lot apparently that affects contextualisation a lot so my GCSEs won't matter too much. Alevels, ucat and my ps bear majority of the weight now according to all public data

 

[Plushie]

Who is the girl from your signature? Is she on TikTok / Instagram?

She's on tiktok, but i don't remember her user sadly

 

[kana]

6’1+ htn+, uncircumcised, unvaccinated, multi-millionaire parents, never touched an artificial ingredient, raised on raw milk and with some raw meat.

i’m like slightly below the first two thresholds … but the rest apply to me

oh i’m 17 man i’m not a multi millionaire my parents are the lowest of the low millionaires though …

 

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i’m like slightly below the first two thresholds … but the rest apply to me

oh i’m 17 man i’m not a multi millionaire my parents are the lowest of the low millionaires though …

Uncircumcised? I used to be