There's this girl and here's what I would do to her..

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Ight so there's this girl, you know

She looks close enough to my oneitis kinda, same pheno sorta, so I'll take what I can, the bitch low-key has acne though, anyways

I'll fucking strip that bitch down and fucking turn her around bend her over and start eating that shithole

Bro I'll eat that shithole out, I'll fucking like my tongue will go deep in that asshole

Her shithole, her asshole, her nasty hole, her stinky hole, her dirty hole

I'll eat it out and lick it so hard my tongue will go so deep

I'll clean that shithole with my tongue
 
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Would you finger blast your mother?
 
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@ascension @Idontknowlol @The Grinch @PsychoDsk
 
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Bro I won't even ask her to take a shower beforehand
 
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Tagging slayers of org that have high testosterone levels:

@ascension @Idontknowlol @The Grinch @PsychoDsk

I would ask her to take a big fat stinky shit on my mouth. If too afraid to ask that, finger her asshole in hope its full of shit, and then lick your finger
 
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@Idontknowlol

Bro you think I can do it?

I haven't even talked to her before
 
@Idontknowlol

Bro you think I can do it?

I haven't even talked to her before

Maybe you can build it up, tell her that you have some strange fetish, leave some mystery etc, and then when you fuck her good and she starts falling for you, when she’s horny ask her if she can shit on you
 
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I would ask her to take a big fat stinky shit on my mouth. If too afraid to ask that, finger her asshole in hope its full of shit, and then lick your finger
Bro you think I can eat her shithole out tho?

Like she's cute, is petite, short, feminine

U think I can do it?

My nigga do you believe in me G? DO YOU BELIEVE I CAN DO IT NGA

HYPE ME UP BRAH
 
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r and start eating that shithole
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Ight so there's this girl, you know

She looks close enough to my oneitis kinda, same pheno sorta, so I'll take what I can, the bitch low-key has acne though, anyways

I'll fucking strip that bitch down and fucking turn her around bend her over and start eating that shithole

Bro I'll eat that shithole out, I'll fucking like my tongue will go deep in that asshole

Her shithole, her asshole, her nasty hole, her stinky hole, her dirty hole

I'll eat it out and lick it so hard my tongue will go so deep

I'll clean that shithole with my tongue
This bro claims there are no demons. If demon didn't write that idk who did.
 
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Bro you think I can eat her shithole out tho?

Like she's cute, petite, short, feminine

U think I can do it?

My nigga do you believe in me G? DO YOU BELIEVE I CAN DO IT NGA

HYPE ME UP BRAH

NIGGA YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF, THE SKY IS THE LIMIT. After all it’s just a small hole. All you want to do is to put your tongue inside it. Pretty simple. You just want to lick an asshole, not become the president of US
 
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NIGGA YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF, THE SKY IS THE LIMIT. After all it’s just a small hole. All you want to do is to put your tongue inside it. Pretty simple. You just want to lick an asshole, not become the president of US
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Lets Go Fighting GIF by Top Rank Boxing
 
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Ight so there's this girl, you know

She looks close enough to my oneitis kinda, same pheno sorta, so I'll take what I can, the bitch low-key has acne though, anyways

I'll fucking strip that bitch down and fucking turn her around bend her over and start eating that shithole

Bro I'll eat that shithole out, I'll fucking like my tongue will go deep in that asshole

Her shithole, her asshole, her nasty hole, her stinky hole, her dirty hole

I'll eat it out and lick it so hard my tongue will go so deep

I'll clean that shithole with my tongue
Niggas like you fr just be existing
 
This bro claims there are no demons. If demon didn't write that idk who did.

It’s the demon of high T. Only a high T person can feel the urge of wanting to lick, eat and smell a stinky female asshole
 
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It’s the demon of high T. Only a high T person can feel the urge of wanting to lick, eat and smell a stinky female asshole
Demon of gayshit, ain't no high T man ever eat ass
 
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Chinese people are fascinating ngl
You do realize I literally do that on a daily basis lmfao

I eat like 14-20 raw eggs a day

Also wtf was the weird raw egg u posted, tf that shit
 
You do realize I literally do that on a daily basis lmfao

I eat like 14-20 raw eggs a day

Also wtf was the weird raw egg u posted, tf that shit
There's real risk of salmonella from raw eggs tho, cook them. That was chocolate egg.
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Ight so there's this girl, you know

She looks close enough to my oneitis kinda, same pheno sorta, so I'll take what I can, the bitch low-key has acne though, anyways

I'll fucking strip that bitch down and fucking turn her around bend her over and start eating that shithole

Bro I'll eat that shithole out, I'll fucking like my tongue will go deep in that asshole

Her shithole, her asshole, her nasty hole, her stinky hole, her dirty hole

I'll eat it out and lick it so hard my tongue will go so deep

I'll clean that shithole with my tongue
I hate how you try to be nonchalantly mysterious and satirical, jester
 
Holy shit are you back? I remember you from when I first joined this forum
Yeah but I'll leave soon. I just come in when I'm really bored.
 
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I hate how you try to be nonchalantly mysterious and satirical, jester
I'm not trying to be mysterious

I'm telling you guys straight up that I'm a man that wants to eat ass, I'm not hiding anything

And this is not satire at all, she's cute, feminine, petite, I'm genuinely not disgusted of her at all, so I'll actually eat her ass out
 

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