These hoops I have to jump through

[forevergymcelling]

Back on the job hunt. Some company decided to give me a chance

Finished my 40 minute initial chat

He sent me a 40 minute 'Verbal/reading comprehension test' which I passed

Next step is a one hour interview

And if I pass that I have to do another assessment

If I pass the assessment, I have to have an interview with the CEO

You literally couldn't make this up

All for a 30k job, 2 days in office 3 days at home

Just lol

Last time I got to a final stage and failed it. It nearly drove me to the point of ER; I can see the same shit happening again

 

[forevergymcelling]

Meanwhile in Germany, you get a one hour interview for a 70k job and that's it. They either give it to you or not. No more time wasted

The UK is truly hell on earth

 

[Willmogulater]

Meanwhile in Germany, you get a one hour interview for a 70k job and that's it

Is it IT Job?

 

[Deleted member 24444]

Ogre

 

[N1666]

What field?

 

[Deleted member 15468]

whats your education?

 

[Deleted member 27857]

why don't move out of that shithole?

 

[ascension]

whats your education?

BSc Looksmaxxing.
Masters in Maherology.

 

[Splinter901]

Meanwhile in Germany, you get a one hour interview for a 70k job and that's it. They either give it to you or not. No more time wasted

The UK is truly hell on earth

And in the US (the only real country on earth) that same job would be paying 150k while having lower taxes and a lower cost of living. The UK is a cucked third world shithole.

 

[forevergymcelling]

whats your education?

Nobody cares about education here unless you want to go into law, engineering or medicine

But anyways, I have:

3 years employment experience - Full-time misogynist

PhD in morphing and masters in Chadfishing

 

[the BULL]

why do you even bother anymore
i cannot even get hired for construction working i just gave up

 

[Splinter901]

Nobody cares about education here unless you want to go into law, engineering or medicine

But anyways, I have:

3 years employment experience - Full-time misogynist

PhD in morphing and masters in Chadfishing

Engineering in the uk is the ultimate shit tier, jfl, they don't deserve even a mentally retarded pajeet freshman year engineering dropout from the slumbs of mumbai.

 

[betrayed by 5‘8]

Back on the job hunt. Some company decided to give me a chance

Finished my 40 minute initial chat

He sent me a 40 minute 'Verbal/reading comprehension test' which I passed

Next step is a one hour interview

And if I pass that I have to do another assessment

If I pass the assessment, I have to have an interview with the CEO

You literally couldn't make this up

All for a 30k job, 2 days in office 3 days at home

Just lol

Last time I got to a final stage and failed it. It nearly drove me to the point of ER; I can see the same shit happening again

A month or a year 30 k and brutto or netto ?

 

[forevergymcelling]

why do you even bother anymore
i cannot even get hired for construction working i just gave up

I can't rely on youtube income, it's too inconsistent. I've been blazing through my savings for the past 3 years and I need more money

Plus I can't be getting moneymogged by my gf any longer, makes me feel like a pathetic failure

 

[fukmylyf]

wtf do u even talk about in a 1 hour interview?

 

[the BULL]

I can't rely on youtube income, it's too inconsistent. I've been blazing through my savings for the past 3 years and I need more money

Plus I can't be getting moneymogged by my gf any longer, makes me feel like a pathetic failure

yeah but you know you won't get hired right
it's all a gig of HR to pretend they're doing something and to make it seems like the company is growing and hiring

 

[forevergymcelling]

wtf do u even talk about in a 1 hour interview?

The role
The company
Responsibilities
Expectations
Flexibility
Salary
Commission structure (if applicable)

 

[AspiringMogger]

Back on the job hunt. Some company decided to give me a chance

Finished my 40 minute initial chat

He sent me a 40 minute 'Verbal/reading comprehension test' which I passed

Next step is a one hour interview

And if I pass that I have to do another assessment

If I pass the assessment, I have to have an interview with the CEO

You literally couldn't make this up

All for a 30k job, 2 days in office 3 days at home

Just lol

Last time I got to a final stage and failed it. It nearly drove me to the point of ER; I can see the same shit happening again

@Grel Hellscream please don’t tell me the Job market after university is this fucked in Denmark as well.

 

[forevergymcelling]

yeah but you know you won't get hired right
it's all a gig of HR to pretend they're doing something and to make it seems like the company is growing and hiring

I have a good chance at this one I think. It isn't based in London so way less competition

And the role is more junior than the one I previously had so I'm overqualified for it

 

[Deleted member 28691]

it's your destiny to be a med toilet cleaner in UK.

just like @the BULL found himself working as a janitor:

indians can't escape their genetic destiny.

 

[the BULL]

I have a good chance at this one I think. It isn't based in London so way less competition

And the role is more junior than the one I previously had so I'm overqualified for it

yeah same stuff i was thinking lol smaller company more junior role, it doesn't matter.

 

[fukmylyf]

The role
The company
Responsibilities
Expectations
Flexibility
Salary
Commission structure (if applicable)

its all mental masturbation. Anything more than a 30 min interview is unnecessary.

 

[Deleted member 22623]

@Grel Hellscream please don’t tell me the Job market after university is this fucked in Denmark as well.

depends on your degree

If you are STEM you’re good

If you’re doing any form of human science like I did you are FUCKED and this is exactly how it is

 

[Reformed]

Why bother with a job when u can browse the moneymaking section here and become a millionaire

 

[infini]

Meanwhile in Germany, you get a one hour interview for a 70k job and that's it. They either give it to you or not. No more time wasted

The UK is truly hell on earth

virgin euro, chad pound

And in the US (the only real country on earth) that same job would be paying 150k while having lower taxes and a lower cost of living. The UK is a cucked third world shithole.

Lower taxes there means being choked (potentially for life) in student debt.

I can't rely on youtube income, it's too inconsistent. I've been blazing through my savings for the past 3 years and I need more money

Plus I can't be getting moneymogged by my gf any longer, makes me feel like a pathetic failure

That's a classic FaceAndLMS era blackpill

 

[Razeb]

Back on the job hunt. Some company decided to give me a chance

Finished my 40 minute initial chat

He sent me a 40 minute 'Verbal/reading comprehension test' which I passed

Next step is a one hour interview

And if I pass that I have to do another assessment

If I pass the assessment, I have to have an interview with the CEO

You literally couldn't make this up

All for a 30k job, 2 days in office 3 days at home

Just lol

Last time I got to a final stage and failed it. It nearly drove me to the point of ER; I can see the same shit happening again

30k what british pounds or euros? are you still in the UK? man the job market there must be insane

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

How much do you get in welfare if you decide not to put up with this bullshit?

 

[infini]

Why bother with a job when u can browse the moneymaking section here and become a millionaire

Any success stories come from it?

 

[mecha72]

Go to America if you want real money

 

[forevergymcelling]

just made it to the final stage

My incel luck is gonna fuck me over once again, I can feel it

 

[latincell95]

Back on the job hunt. Some company decided to give me a chance

Finished my 40 minute initial chat

He sent me a 40 minute 'Verbal/reading comprehension test' which I passed

Next step is a one hour interview

And if I pass that I have to do another assessment

If I pass the assessment, I have to have an interview with the CEO

You literally couldn't make this up

All for a 30k job, 2 days in office 3 days at home

Just lol

Last time I got to a final stage and failed it. It nearly drove me to the point of ER; I can see the same shit happening again

You still haven’t found a job? How tf are you paying your bills?

 

[Deleted member 23778]

its all mental masturbation. Anything more than a 30 min interview is unnecessary.

What makes you say that?

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Back on the job hunt. Some company decided to give me a chance

Finished my 40 minute initial chat

He sent me a 40 minute 'Verbal/reading comprehension test' which I passed

Next step is a one hour interview

And if I pass that I have to do another assessment

If I pass the assessment, I have to have an interview with the CEO

You literally couldn't make this up

All for a 30k job, 2 days in office 3 days at home

Just lol

Last time I got to a final stage and failed it. It nearly drove me to the point of ER; I can see the same shit happening again

I have a job like that except it was just go to interview and that’s it lol @ this shit

My job doesn’t pay 30k though

 

[forevergymcelling]

You still haven’t found a job? How tf are you paying your bills?

I earn money on YouTube

 

[forevergymcelling]

I have a job like that except it was just go to interview and that’s it lol @ this shit

My job doesn’t pay 30k though

How much does yours pay?

I’ve been out the job market for so long that I have to lower my salary expectations

This is 30k base and uncapped commission

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

How much does yours pay?

I’ve been out the job market for so long that I have to lower my salary expectations

This is 30k base and uncapped commission

About 24.6-26k max.

I’m on probation rn so it’s lower. Same here I been out and I just need exp in the field for a few years then I can go for a lot higher paying jobs I also do other shit in the side so I’ll be making 35 total this year if all goes well from my side hustle

 

[New Poster]

You should analyze the interviewer's face out loud and explain in grueling detail while they're not attractive to prime women

 

[Moggedbyevery1]

My low class labour job is 38k a year jfl

 

[forevergymcelling]

My low class labour job is 38k a year jfl

Labour is shit

Working from home is essential

 

[Moggedbyevery1]

Labour is shit

Working from home is essential

I guess but my job is brainless as fuck

Only negative is all my coworkers are non sentient beings

 

[Seth Walsh]

Back on the job hunt. Some company decided to give me a chance

Finished my 40 minute initial chat

He sent me a 40 minute 'Verbal/reading comprehension test' which I passed

Next step is a one hour interview

And if I pass that I have to do another assessment

If I pass the assessment, I have to have an interview with the CEO

You literally couldn't make this up

All for a 30k job, 2 days in office 3 days at home

Just lol

Last time I got to a final stage and failed it. It nearly drove me to the point of ER; I can see the same shit happening again

CEO has to make the final decision on whether your looks, height and genes are employable

 

[Deleted member 24459]

Back on the job hunt. Some company decided to give me a chance

Finished my 40 minute initial chat

He sent me a 40 minute 'Verbal/reading comprehension test' which I passed

Next step is a one hour interview

And if I pass that I have to do another assessment

If I pass the assessment, I have to have an interview with the CEO

You literally couldn't make this up

All for a 30k job, 2 days in office 3 days at home

Just lol

Last time I got to a final stage and failed it. It nearly drove me to the point of ER; I can see the same shit happening again

That sounds unbelievable holy fuck is the UK that fucked all that for a 30k job.. Dont tell me you graduated from uni too please no..

 

[forevergymcelling]

That sounds unbelievable holy fuck is the UK that fucked all that for a 30k job.. Dont tell me you graduated from uni too please no..

Indeed I did

 

[Deleted member 24459]

Indeed I did

brother that's rough USA is easy mode damn. Im half retarded working IT from home making 70k in medium cost of living area.

 

[forevergymcelling]

30k what british pounds or euros? are you still in the UK? man the job market there must be insane

Pounds, yeah uk

job market is garbage. Impossible to make money here

 

[Moggedbyevery1]

Nvm just converted pounds to aud and my salary is 20k in the uk

 

[Deleted member 24444]

Nobody cares about education here unless you want to go into law, engineering or medicine

But anyways, I have:

3 years employment experience - Full-time misogynist

PhD in morphing and masters in Chadfishing

This will be my Tinder bio jfl