These things are scary as fuck

[Petsmart]

Always be scared as hell when i see these bitches

 

[sub5_poopcel]

Stomp on them?

 

[Petsmart]

Stomp on them?

They’re too fast

 

[BigBallsLarry]

they're funny, i like picking them up and ripping their legs off one by one and seeing them squirm. It's great because they have so many legs that it gives you so much time to have fun.

It's like one of those flowers

 

[sub5_poopcel]

They’re too fast

Stomp on it

Wiggle your foot to guarantee the kill

 

[Mogs Me]

they're funny, i like picking them up and ripping their legs off one by one and seeing them squirm. It's great because they have so many legs that it gives you so much time to have fun.

It's like one of those flowers

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“We saw no signs”

 

[JeffReincarnate]

Stomp on it

Wiggle your foot to guarantee the kill

Nigga he just said there to fast

 

[blinkers]

Bro what the fuck is that

 

[prolarper]

they're funny, i like picking them up and ripping their legs off one by one and seeing them squirm. It's great because they have so many legs that it gives you so much time to have fun.

It's like one of those flowers

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edgy larp

 

[sub5_poopcel]

Nigga he just said there to fast

Nah not if you catch them off guard

Them bitches are blind

 

[choppedpajeet]

they're funny, i like picking them up and ripping their legs off one by one and seeing them squirm. It's great because they have so many legs that it gives you so much time to have fun.

It's like one of those flowers

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nah ur genuinely need therapy

 

[Petsmart]

“We saw no signs”

Wyd if you roll this bru

 

[jzo]

They look nasty, I’ve never seen one tho

 

[Fragments]

Always be scared as hell when i see these bitches
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Imagine this crawling into your mouth while you sleep

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Nah not if you catch them off guard

Them bitches are blind

it's true their vision is very shit but it's very hard to catch them because they use propulsion to walk around. The moment you enter their vision it's like they activate rocket boosters.

The plus is tho, they physically cannot jump because they can't bend their legs down, if you spill water in their general direction, they slow down exponentially.

Picking them up can be tricky too because they're very fragile (comparible to beatles), you preferably wanna first trap them so u can grab them properly by their tail as to avoid crushing their vital organs and killing them

if you grab them right here they can't bite you or bend any part of their body to escape, so they're free to do whatever you please. You can also just pin it under your finger on the floor, but then you have less of a 3d view compared to holding it mid-air in a pinch-like motion, which reduces the fun.

 

[Fragments]

it's true their vision is very shit but it's very hard to catch them because they use propulsion to walk around. The moment you enter their vision it's like they activate rocket boosters.

The plus is tho, they physically cannot jump because they can't bend their legs down, if you spill water in their general direction, they slow down exponentially.

Picking them up can be tricky too because they're very fragile (comparible to beatles), you preferably wanna first trap them so u can grab them properly by their tail as to avoid crushing their vital organs and killing them

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if you grab them right here they can't bite you or bend any part of their body to escape, so they're free to do whatever you please. You can also just pin it under your finger on the floor, but then you have less of a 3d view compared to holding it mid-air in a pinch-like motion, which reduces the fun.

I would rather pick up shit before picking that thing up

 

[BigBallsLarry]

I would rather pick up shit before picking that thing up

Well that's good because a bitch ass pussy like you wouldn't be able to do it properly anyway, you'd probably get bit and get an infection because your pussy ass body has an immune system of a literal pussy. Pussy ass nigga.

 

[Starborn]

they're funny, i like picking them up and ripping their legs off one by one and seeing them squirm. It's great because they have so many legs that it gives you so much time to have fun.

It's like one of those flowers

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[introospection]

Always be scared as hell when i see these bitches
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whenever i find an insect and I have any form of drugs that is lethal to an insect (like nicotine, fentanyl, whatever) I trap the insect in a box and drip that on the insect. Best results from nicotine, the critter starts to spasm, lock up then their head starts shaking until its stuck in an up position and as it's life force dies out, the head slowly relaxes until the bug is dead

 

[swedchud]

Always be scared as hell when i see these bitches
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where the fuck do you live bro

 

[Petsmart]

where the fuck do you live bro

these are all over the US bru

 

[swedchud]

these are all over the US bru

looks like something out of australia

 

[Alienmaxxer]

One time, one crawled out of my cum tissue in the morning. Traumatizing.