They finna draft me

[trashbinxoxo]

Apparently my mom got a phone call from the marines asking if I was interested trying to recruit me.

Hell nah I don't wanna do that leave me alone. The Jews can't get me that easily. I would rather go to jail than join them if they were to start drafting people

 

[trashbinxoxo]

I DONT WANNA GO

 

[Informationcapitali]

Brutal nigah watch out they'll persuade ur parents to force u to go. It's thier main job anyways.

 

[FaceandBBC]

Strap up and take those bullets for Israel

 

[Thief]

If you decide to try and dodge conscription in the future, always keep in mind that a woman will sell you out.

 

[mentally_ill_chad]

Apparently my mom got a phone call from the marines asking if I was interested trying to recruit me.

Hell nah I don't wanna do that leave me alone. The Jews can't get me that easily. I would rather go to jail than join them if they were to start drafting people

Go, there are women now in the military, you can rape

 

[thereallegend]

You live in Israel JFL?

 

[trashbinxoxo]

Go, there are women now in the military, you can rape

Interesting...

 

[trashbinxoxo]

You live in Israel JFL?

America is jewland

 

[thereallegend]

America is jewland

Oh, do they still force vaccinations on you when joining the Marines?

 

[trashbinxoxo]

Strap up and take those bullets for Israel

I no no wanna:'(

 

[trashbinxoxo]

Oh, do they still force vaccinations on you when joining the Marines?

Idk probably the COVID vaccine

 

[thereallegend]

Idk probably the COVID vaccine

Dude you’re fine

Don’t join

 

[jflkiefmaxxing]

Apparently my mom got a phone call from the marines asking if I was interested trying to recruit me.

Hell nah I don't wanna do that leave me alone. The Jews can't get me that easily. I would rather go to jail than join them if they were to start drafting people

Funniest larper on org first your dad had your account now ur drafted

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Ne a good goy and go die for Israel

 

[trashbinxoxo]

Funniest larper on org first your dad had your account now ur drafted

The dad post was obviously fake. I'm being deadass for real this time I'm scared

 

[trashbinxoxo]

Funniest larper on org first your dad had your account now ur drafted

I don't even have a dad

 

[trashbinxoxo]

Dude you’re fine

Don’t join

I never will

 

[trashbinxoxo]

Ne a good goy and go die for Israel

 

[GabachoCopium]

Apparently my mom got a phone call from the marines asking if I was interested trying to recruit me.

Hell nah I don't wanna do that leave me alone. The Jews can't get me that easily. I would rather go to jail than join them if they were to start drafting people

nigga wtf this happened to me aswell lmao

 

[trashbinxoxo]

nigga wtf this happened to me aswell lmao

They getting everyone