They invaded our planet. In the year 1492 there was another speices that arrived on planet Earth.

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They invaded our planet. In the year 1492 there was another speices that arrived on planet Earth. One of our brothers walked up to them and said "what the hell is that". They were walking on their hands and feet. I had never seen that shit in my life. He called me on the phone and called me and said "Chief Tasiim we have an emergency, there is this new species that have landed on our planet. They are extremely hairy and have tails"
 
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Monkeys?
 
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the pleadians
 
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But nigga they don't have tails :feelsuhh:
They did when they first arrived, we taught them how to walk on 2 feet, and we cut off their tails.
 
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They invaded our planet. In the year 1492 there was another speices that arrived on planet Earth. One of our brothers walked up to them and said "what the hell is that". They were walking on their hands and feet. I had never seen that shit in my life. He called me on the phone and called me and said "Chief Tasiim we have an emergency, there is this new species that have landed on our planet. They are extremely hairy and have tails"
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